-- THE GENERAL ELECTRIC ELECTRONIC TREE
-- "GE, We Bring Good Things To Life"
The Air We Breathe
If one commodity was chosen as the single most important resource in
our Global Neighbourhood without a doubt it would be the air we
Without oxygen, life on this planet would not exist as we know it; and
that's why Happyclown Inc. is thrilled to introduce our latest client,
General Electric, and their wonderful new Electronic Tree.
Oxygen is produced primarily by photosynthesis; the process by which
plants convert water and carbon dioxide to sugar and oxygen; we are
dependent on plants and trees to create our air.
We Have to Use Our Land Efficiently
Our planet earth is really a small place, and as our society grows we
have less and less free space; the amount of spare land that we can
employ to contain large forests for producing our oxygen is getting
more and more limited.
Well, we all know the planet isn't going to get any bigger, so we have
to find more efficient ways to use the land that we have. Of course we
still need air -- but wouldn't it be great if we could produce that
air without having to dedicate separate land for it? If we could have
an oxygen source that would blend in with our civilized environments
and still produce sufficient air?
The Beautiful and Practical Electronic Tree
Well that's exactly what GE's new Electronic Trees do! About the size
of a regular tree, the electronic tree uses an electrochemical process
that's astonishingly similar to the natural process of photosynthesis
used by trees, but vastly more efficient. Not only does one GE
Electronic Tree produce several hundred times the amount of oxygen of
its organic twin but the decorative Electronic Tree is completely self
sustaining in any environment; all it needs is minimal access to water
and light and it will pump out gallons of fresh air continuously with
very little maintenance.
So let's all draw a sigh of relief! GE's Electronic Tree is a boldstep
forward in ensuring that our Global Neighbourhood will continue to
have fresh air to breathe.
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Sincerely, \\ (c) Happyclown Inc.
Adam Weishaupt IX >> http://www.happyclown.com
President, Happyclown Inc. >> alt.happyclown