Subject: DOKSTOK - A REQUEST

Date: Tue, 6 Jun 95 11:01:38 -0500

Well, I think Dokstok is moving along very nicely. I do have one

request. If somebody could volunteer to bring some potato salad, that

would be great. So just e-mail me and let me know if I can put you on

the potato salad list. Of course I realize that the VAST majority of

you FISH-COCKED roach-fuckers wouldnUt quit smackinU the fucking

lizard long enough to even CONSIDER doing ANYTHING to help make this

Dokstok a success and so WHATEVER list I could come up with will

probably remain FOREVER vacant due to the unflappable BE-SHITTEDNESS

of you STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS on alt.slack. Jesus H. Fucking Christ on

a VOOM-BROOM, you CHEESE-CUNTED shitholes couldn't find your way

through a POOP LOG JAM if you had fucking GLASSES, you chinzy,

asshole, fucked up, LAZY, COMPLETELY STUFFED WITH RAT SHIT, lame-ass,

fucking PINKS. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, YOU DICKHEADS!!!! YOU'RE ALL

PINK!!!!! Your FAVORITE thing to do of a Saturday Night is to cut the

cocks off of GREAT DANES, stuff wires up the urethras so they have

some semblance of an erection, stuff them up the bloody cunts of DEAD

FUCKING CHIHUAHUAS and then EAT 'EM RAW, BALLS AND ALL, SAVING THE

FORESKINS FOR YOUR FUCKED UP MOTHERS-IN-LAW. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You

think I don't know what's going on, don't you? You think I don't know

SHIT! Well, I've got the fucking BREAK-BALLS on you - I know the SCAM

on you SNATCH-FACE! You're going great guns shoveling TONS and OCEANS

and VAST COSMIC BALANCES full of GREASY SHIT SANDWICHES into your

FESTERING, LEECH BE-STRUNG MAWS, you groveling, hell-poop mongering,

ASSHOLE-EATING-OUT, toe-jam injecting, botfly larvae munching,

AIDs-Mosquito breeding, shit-breathing FUCKWADS! You wanna know just

how much you fuckers SUCK? A LOT!!!!!!!!!!! That's how much! You suck

so bad, the ETERNAL VORTEX of G'BLHEEGLFRAN explodes OUTWARD at

6,000,000,000,000 cubic yards a fucking SECOND by comparison. That

means you SUCK COWSHIT while fucking a DEAD TURTLE while a donkey

FUCKS YOU UP THE ASS while the WHOLE ZOO WATCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YA

BOO! You fucking SUCK, LIKE MAJORLY BIG TIME, you slack-cunted,

pencil-dicked, hog-fucking, poop-chomping, dog-saliva-slurping,

TOTALLY FUCKED, cock-sucking, mother-fucking DUMB ASSES!!! You dumb

shits wouldn't know what to do at Dokstok ANYWAY. You wouldn't have a

fucking CLUE! You'd just ruin the experience for EVERYBODY if you

even fucking THOUGHT about showing up. You're so fucked up and lame

that if you even MENTIONED, one time, IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP, that

you'd once CONSIDERED thinking about CONSIDERING going to Dokstok, it

would UTTERLY fuck the ENTIRE event up for EONS TO COME. There could

NEVER be another Dokstok if ANY ONE of you cocksucking, slug-fucking

alt.slack.shitz even thought about begging me for directions, EVEN

ONCE, you slime-betrothed, pin-worm humping,

SHIT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH-EVERY-DAY, cunt-dicked SLIMY MOTHERFUCKING

SHIT-BUCKET RAPERS. You people are the SUCK-ASS-ED-EST,

dirty-leg-shit-snatched, DICKS-MADE-OUT-OF-SHITest,

RAT-CUM-INJECTED-IN-YOUR-EYEBALLSest, totally, completely, utterly,

FOREVER FUCKED UP IN THE HEADS, asshole-licking, TRASH-FUCKING,

covered in shit for all eternity, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH WITH EACH

OTHER'S FUCKING SIX-WEEK-OLD TURDS, sticking dead, half-rotten DICKS

in your fucking MOUTHS for WEEKS AT A TIME, STUPID FUCKING

DUMB-ASSES!

Rev. Sternodox

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Subject: Re: DOKSTOK

Date: Wed, 7 Jun 95 11:25:02 -0500

Oh, one more thing you STUPID, IGNORANT,

inject-shit-in-your-eyeballs, whigger-shitting FUCK-HOLES. I haven't

got a fucking CLUE why I would even waste my valuable time on you

alt.slack.shitz. You are the PRIME EXAMPLE of just how LITERALLY

FUCKED UP one group of people can be. I mean, I KNEW you people

SUCKED DOGSHIT OUT OF A HOLLOW TUBE, but I didn't realize just HOW

completely and all-encompassing your turd-tongued STUPIDITY and

NON-SQUIRTING UN-PEE really were until just recently. I mean it was

just this morning I was telling EVERYBODY I FUCKING KNOW just HOW

shit-lice bestrewn you alt.slack.muthafux really ARE! I mean I was

SHOCKED when the realization of your UTTER WORTHLESSNESS slammed into

my brain like the UNWELCOME COOT-SPLAT of a four-days-dead Bobbie

NYMPHO SHIT-TONGUE TURD FARMER. Hell, I'd let Arnold Palmer butt-fuck

me ALL DAY with JANOR's DICK before I'd lower myself into the fucking

PINK SEWER to hang with YOU, you buzzard-gonad gobbling, shit in each

other's assholes EVERY DAY, MUTANT SEWER RAT FELTCHING, dog-licking

ASSHOLES! I heard you fuckers don't even listen to Reagan's Polyp or

Rudy Schwartz!! I mean, REALLY!! How TOTALLY FUCKED UP and SHIT

BESMIRCHED and Cocksucking-shit-brained can one fucking group of FAKE

SubGeniuses be? NONE of you DESERVE TO FUCKING LIVE, you

jism-farting, MENSTRUATING WHALE SNATCH SCARFING, shit fucks. You cut

off your dicks and then stretch the WOUND apart until it looks

something like a PUSSY and then you stuff it full of SHIT and THEN

you fucking JACK OFF to it. AND YOU PAY OTHER ALT.SLACK.FUCKZ to eat

the PUSSY-FARTED OUT SHIT so they can VOMIT IT BACK UP, mix it with

the blood/cum recipe from last month's "Cooking Corner",

re-blood-fuck it WITH A BIG FAT DICK, fart it out AGAIN and then

GLAND-SUCK THE WHOLE THING. And you do this EVERY FUCKING DAY OF YOUR

MISERABLE LIVES you stupid, worthless, fucked up, shit-eating,

turd-brained, hog-slime-feltching, piss-drinking, Wotan-less,

SOW-WHORE FUCKING BASTARDS! When you wake up in the morning you don't

know whether to bathe in SHIT or fucking PISS, do you? You want to

cover yourselves in each other's EXCREMENT so badly, that you don't

know what to do first. That's what I mean by you being so entirely

FUCKED UP. When you're spreading fuck-buckets of shit/cum/blood all

other each others DICKS and PUSSIES, you secretly pine of being fed a

SQUAT-DROP-BUCKET filled to the brim with cast-off PEE-MAGGOT COCKS.

That's your fucking PROBLEM, you slime-encrusted, shit all in your

dicks, NASTY OLD DEAD HOG COCK SLURPING necro-fucks! YOU'RE ALL

FUCKING A DEAD DOG RIGHT NOW, aren't you? You're just too FUCKED to

admit it. I am SO SICK of having to deal with you SHITASSES that I'm

considering CANCELLING DOKSTOK! How would THAT be, you fucking

JIT-BUTTED shit/cum drinkers? How are you gonna handle THAT? Yup, the

cancellation of Dokstok will be on YOUR heads, not MINE. Hell, I've

been busting ASS for MONTHS on this thing and YOU all just sat around

shitting in aqualungs, mixing the shit with PREGNANT JACK-ASS PISS

and taking turn HUFFING this PUTRID MIXTURE while jacking off to the

concept of dipping your cocks in SHIT, baking them in the oven for a

few minutes until the shit is sorta hard and REAL SMELLY and then

inserting these shit-covered cocks into each others THROAT SLITS.

Makes me fucking SICK just thinking about it. You people are FUCKED!

Rev. Sterno (shocked and saddened) Dox

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Subject: SUPPLIES TO BRING - DOKSTOK

Date: Tue, 6 Jun 95 12:46:51 -0500

I think the only other thing we need at this year's Dokstok is plenty

of extension cords and multi-boxes for the bands' instruments you

fucking TURD-BRAINED motherfucking, cock-sucking, STUPID ASSHOLE

EATING, BUTT-BREATH whigger-shitters. You fucking

SHIT-GERM-in-your-cocks, ATE-UP-WITH-THE-DUMB-ASS, shiny-bolt

plumb-bob shyte-huffers can all suck my fucking DICK with supremo

NASAL GLANCE hip-shot MASTURBATOR-KIT on a fucking DAYGLO

cooter-wharf, you asshole, dick-shitters. YOU ALL FUCKING SHIT DICKS

OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE'S PUSSIES, you wimp-fucked shit-conniving,

TURD-KNOCKERS!!! I'll KILL ALL OF YOU stupid, dumb-ass,

FUCKSHITBUTTCUMs. You're ALL nothing but test-tubes full of virulent,

amoeba-felching PINK DISEASE-CARRYING spoor-phagocytic fucking

NOCTURNAL PARASITE FUCK-SHITS who wouldn't have the fucking BRAINS to

shove shit into their DICKS on a fucking BET, you GODDAM worm-dicked

Lice-Fuckers. You are the LOWEST LIFE FORMS on this fucked up PLANET

you SMELLY, cast-off WHORE BUTTS! You are the most completely FUCKED

UP and COVERED IN SHIT BUNCH OF WHINY SISSIES and PANSY-ASSED butt 'n

nut huggers I've ever had the SEVERE DISPLEASURE to encounter in my

ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, you baby-shit eating, dead wino

diarreah-drinking, Felch-Worm-Camba-Cunted, GODDAM ASSHOLE FUCK,

molten fart-garbage-in-a-gease-trap fucking, SUCK-YOUR-MOTHER'S-COCK,

fucking stupid fucking ASS-FUCKERS!!!! You alt.slack.shit-fuckz are,

without a fucking DOUBT, the MULE-DICKIN'-est, FART-TONGUE

snot-fucking, grunt-spaz-butt-blowing, HIJOS de FUCKING PUTAS THAT

HAVE EVER EXISTED SINCE TIME BEGAN. When Wotan breathed life into

your putrid excuse for an earthly pale, he fucking PUKED SHIT for TEN

MILLION TACHY-EONS! He was so fucking DISGUSTED with your VERY

PRESENCE that he had to create GIGA-TONS of BUTT-FUCKED SHIT in order

to have something to SHOVE INTO YOUR WEEZLE-SIZED PECKERS, you

low-life, WHOREBUG, shit-eating, motherfucking, cocksucking BOBBIES.

FUCK YOU, EACH AND EVERY ONE.

Rev. Sternodox

Subject: Sterno is SHOCKED!!!!!

Date: Wed, 7 Jun 95 17:50:51 -0500

To everyone on alt.slack: Jeez, where do I start. Yesterday morning,

a couple of alt.slack regulars e-mailed me and asked me to join them

in #wild-card for a private discussion. I'm on Delphi (my boss pays

for it) so I don't have any fancy chat rooms like some of the

services do. Anyway, I agreed and Man!, they let me have it. It

appears (VERY surprisingly to ME) that most people AREN'T into

talking about cramming boat-loads of shit into pussies, farting the

shit out, eating it after mixing it with blood, vomiting the

blood/shit mixture all over a bunch of fucking DICKS and then jacking

off to the whole exposition. Both these folks (who I won't name at

this time) were very firm in their negative criticism of my most

recent Dokstok posts. Hell, I thought I was doing what was EXPECTED

of a SubGenius. I mean, I thought EVERY SubGenius liked this kind of

stuff. One of these alt.slackers was especially adamant in expressing

her displeasure over having her kids coming across postings about

cutting off everybody's fucking dicks, making some sort of a stew out

of them, force-feeding THOUSANDS of TIED-DOWN BOBBIES eighteen quarts

EACH until their fucking stomachs become SO BLOATED that a

gut-wrenching BUTT-BLOW-OUT becomes unavoidable and just when their

fucking guts start heaving and ripping apart, HUGE, THAWED-OUT,

SHIT-ENCRUSTED MAMMOTH COCKS from the former Soviet Union are lifted

by BLACK HELICOPTERS to right above where those stupid motherfuckers

are tied down. She (and the other alt.slacker) BOTH expressed extreme

dismay that I would go on to describe how the helicopters would

slowly lower the mammoth cocks, which are all dripping SHIT by the

fucking SHIT-LOAD, right down to the alt.slack.shitz quivering

assholes and forcibly inserting them up to the fucking HILT!!! Well,

this all comes as quite a surprise and something of a shock to me. I

mean, I've been involved in this Church of the SubGenius for over 15

years now and this is the FIRST time I've been accused of spouting in

poor taste. But, I must admit I DO understand. After all, I have kids

myself. So, I guess I'll just comply with the wishes of the majority

and, in the future, refrain from discussing shit-smeared tongues

lapping hungrily at DEAD HOG CUNTS while ZILLIONS of FUCKED UP

alt.slackers are SLOWLY TORTURED TO DEATH by having their gonads

CHARBROILED in perpetuity by the NheeGheeist slaves of those fucking

Po-Buckers who STILL TO THIS DAY can't go twenty fucking SECONDS

without shitting on their OWN DICKS and then VOMITING UP THE SHIT

(along with whatever ELSE they'd just fucked/sucked) before fucking

the LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT AGAIN.

I promise.

Rev. Sterno (the chastised and humble) Dox

Subject: STERNO to sue ALT.SLACK!!!!!!!

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 95 15:10:47 -0500

That fucking RIGHT, you Gog/Magog-humping Satan-Fuckers. I'm SUING

every ONE of you shit-begrimed DADDY-FUCKERS! I've spent practically

my whole SPRING and half the fucking SUMMER gallyvanting all over the

fucking state trying to find the CORRECT Dokstok site, and when I

finally DO find it, how many of you fucking alt.slack.dipshitz

offered to help me out a little bit? NONE OF YOU, that's how

many!!!!! You people like nothing more than slitting your momma's

fucking throat, shitting in it, mixing the throat-shit with NINETY

BILLION TONS of cast-off WHIGGER DICKS, fucking the mixture

eighty-eight times a second for SIXY-QUADRILLION GIGA-EPOCHS and then

standing in line FOR ALL ETERNITY to jack off to 3-D animated

computer renderings of yourself actually DOING the fucking, you

spam-mixed-with-pig-shit-and-then-rolled-into-a-cigar smoking BLOODY

TAMPON SUCKING asswipes. You use EACH OTHER to stuff up EACH OTHER's

BUTTS to keep the shit-stream from becoming so all encompassing it

would literally strangle the life out of you, you isomorphic,

re-blook-fucked DICK VOMIT DRINKERS!!! Here's what you stupid

motherfuckers do EVERY FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE, you dick-addled

pussy-prawns: You get up and the FIRST THING YOU DO is go immediately

to the GOAT-PISS-STREAM and you wash your fucking dicks with GOAT

PISS; then you shit in ALL the PUSSIES and fuck them en toto with

your goat piss soaked microscopic peckers; then you descend into the

local sewer where you proceed to fuck all the accumulated SHIT, PISS,

BLOODY TAMPONS, FLUSHED GOLDFISH, PISS-SOAKED RAGS and KOTEXES that

have been up some fucking BLOODY CUNT for

90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 centuries; then, sated with all the

shit-fucking you can handle for one morning, you emerge from the

sewer system (thoroughly covered in ACRES of PISS-Soaked SHIT) and

you immediately LICK all the SHIT off each other, vomit it into each

other's PUSSIES after cutting each other's DICKS off and shoving them

into each other's ASSHOLES while singing the Lord's Prayer all the

while! THEN you all sandpaper fuck an entire orphanage of crippled

children while re-blood-fucking and gland-sucking each other's

lap-fuck-vomit into each other's massively bleeding and cancerous

RECTUMS, you utter shit-mixed-with-Spam fucking TOAD VOMIT fuckers! I

think you alt.slack.mother/fatherfuckers are, without a fucking

DOUBT, the most VILE, ODOROUS, gigantically zit-infested, shit-tick

fucking FAGGOT-MEXICAN-JEW-SHIT-NIGGER-PENTACOSTAL BABY-FUCKERS in

the entire MULTIVERSE. You lick SHIT out of the VIRGIN MARY'S SMELLY

OLD PUSSY, you fucking fart-breathing SCUM-SUCKING BABY-SHIT EATING

TURD-FUCKING SON-of-a-BITCH lousy MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You

think I'm not ready to kick EVERY ONE of you STUPID ASSHOLES'

ASSES???!!! Think again, vomit-brains! I'll do better than THAT! I'll

CUT YOUR FUCKING BUTTS OFF and rent the 'roidal assholes out for

TARGET PRACTICE at the local HOMO-FUCKERY you shit-all-in-your-teeth,

COMPLETELY FUCKED UP & OVER, pay each other to butt-fuck each other's

FATHERS and GRANDFATHERS and GREAT-GRANDFATHERS all the way back into

HYPER-MEGA-ETERNITY and then fucking the futuristic CLONES of every

diseased, cum-stained throat of a fucking JIT-BAG CIRCUS in the

WORLD, DOG-LICKING PISS-FACES!!!!!!! DOKSTOK IS FUCKING CANCELLED!!!!

Rev. (So PISSED OFF I CAN'T EVEN FUCK A SLUG) Dox

 

 

Subject: DOKSTOK IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Tue, 20 Jun 95 15:43:32 -0500

For the LAST FUCKING TIME, you scurvy-ridden pack of fifteen-billion

scab-covered WHIGGER COCKS souffled until reaching a creamy-coloured

BABY-SHIT GREEN and then inserted EN-FUCKING-MASS into the HORRIBLY

DISTENDED rectums of EVERY ONE OF YOU alt.slack.shitz, listen up. I

may have been a bit hasty in cancelling Dokstok. But your zoological

classification is STILL something like 1,000,000,000 (times ten to

the fucking BILLIONTH power) rungs BELOW anything ever fucking

evolved that exists PRIMARILY on the decayed excrement and rotting

fucking carcasses of other shit parasites. If they would have BURNED

YOUR ANCESTORS at the fucking turd stake and thus ended the scabrous,

palsied, SHIT-BESMIRCHED line of defective ribosomes that somehow

managed to replicate sufficiently to produce someTHING as UTTERLY

FUCK-SNOTTED as YOU, the very concept of you would STILL be a fucking

blight on this universe. I think a small Dokstok gathering (say 100

people or less) would be quite sufficient you 8,000 dump trucks full

of whiny PECKER HO'S stuffed righteously into the hollowed out,

petrified scrotums of 65,000,000,000,000 half-dead, rancid in the

fucking asshole, rotting dicked PARASITIC LAMPREY LEECHES. I think

you alt.slack.motherfuckers are, without DOUBT-FUCKING-ONE the most

AMAZINGLY BRAIN-IN-THE-ASSHOLE bunch of fucked up shit-injectors to

ever be verbally spat upon in the entire fucking HISTORY OF YOUR

PITIFUL AND WHIGGER-DICKED species, you MEGA-BIG-SHIT, absolutely

TOAD-BUGGERINGLY runny, drippy, corn-and-peanut encrusted

diarreah-loving (and fucking) WHORES!!!! YOU'RE ALL SO MONUMENTALLY

screwed in the SECOND ASS-THROAT that I don't even have to bother to

KILL YOU! Did any of you cut-off-a-dog's-dick-and-EAT-IT fucking

ASSHOLES think FOR ONE MILLI-SECOND that I'd even fucking CONSIDER

inviting ANY of you DICKLESS WONDERS and TITLESS JIT-SUCKERS to

DOKSTOK? HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT's a fucking laugh and a half you

fuckshitz. You like to take razors and slit up your granny's DEAD OLD

TITS, fill them full of shit and then JACK OFF FOR EIGHTEEN MONTHS

just thinking about fucking the bleeding, shit-stuffed saggy old

juicy-flops AFTER YOU CUT THEM OFF WHILE FUCKED UP ON BEER!!!!!! You

CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS ain't coming anywhere NEAR Dokstok you STUPID

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE-FUCKING, Mo-Fo's!!!!!!!!!

And if you think I'm going to change my mind about things THIS TIME,

you have ANOTHER THING COMING you fifteen PLANETS-THE-SIZE-OF-JUPITER

full of RAT SHIT mixed with the vomit collected from EIGHTY-FIVE

YEARS of SubGenius BEACH PARTIES, mixed with the blood from the lead

singer of Vaginal Blood Fart's fucking PUSSY after she's run the

MARATHON and then SHIT IN IT, soak your peckers in an old whore's

PUSSY and then FEED IT TO YOUR OTHER GRAMMA, fucking ass-sucking DEAD

FUCKING HOG COCKING snarf-fuckers.

Yours very truly,

Rev. Sternodox

Subject: STERNO'S NEW BAND

Date: Fri, 23 Jun 95 10:19:00 -0500

I am in a new band. It is called NOT FELCH CHRIST. The name symbolizes

our total opposition to the concept of Jesus sucking sperm out of an

asshole, something that we think is utterly disgusting and not deserving

of support from any quarter. Our idea is to, through the judicious use

of our band's name, help put a halt to the propogation of the concept of

Jesus sucking sperm out of an asshole. We don't like it, and we don't think

YOU should either. Please help by financing our new CD, "Jesus Sucks

Sperm Out Of An Asshole - NOT!"

Rev. Sterno (the pious) Dox

Subject: STERNO SEES A CUTE PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Mon, 26 Jun 95 16:40:51 -0500

I want to apologize to everyone who might have been offended at ...

wait a minute, no I don't. I don't wanna fucking apologize, I want to

SPLIT EVERY ONE of your fucking BUTTS in HALF, sear each half on a

zillion degrees centigrade skillet, stuff the buttholes with 90

pounds of TABASCO SAUCE mixed with COBRA SNAKE VENOM (which has been

jacked off into by a tribe of miscreant rodent worshippers from

Bhutan), then take EACH ONE of you Pig Shit EATING fuck-shits and tie

you together in pairs with creosote-soaked, cum-stained dishrags

(that have been laying in the bottom of a swimming pool filled with

camel piss, baby shit, wino vomit and dead slugs for THREE YEARS),

light the rags on fire and watch you squirm as the LEGIONS of RAPE

GORILLAS I've hired especially for the occasion piss all over you

with their blood-soaked dicks! THEN I want to untie whomever is left

alive (which I hope is NOBODY!!) and march them straight to Billy

Samuels' house to partake in Billy's version of "Skin the Pink." See,

what we do is simple, really. We just tie you up again and then SHIT

ALL OVER YOU FOR ABOUT A MONTH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How 'bout

THEM apples, pancake? You fucking CUNT-RAGS don't have the fucking

BALLS to even stand up for your own newgroup's fucking PISS 'n SHIT

DECENCY do you? You fucking slime-beshitted, make-apples-out-of-shit

and then eat them, fucking ASSHOLE-BELCHING and throat-pussy FARTING

snarf-felchers are ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS and FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!! I was

attempting to explain to the Sunday School class just last Sunday how

UTTERLY FUCKED IN THE HEADS all you alt.slack.assles were, but I

didn't even have the fucking words to do it!! Jesus H. Fucking Christ

on a Crankshaft, those little kids just sat there looking at me,

waiting for me to explain how TOTALLY INTESTINAL-PARASITE-FUCKING you

all were, but I couln't do it. I couldn't let those beautiful

children - those innocent babes in the woods - know just WHO and WHAT

kind of REPLACE THEIR OWN DICKS WITH SHIT AND THEN STICK IT UP EACH

OTHER'S ASSHOLES instead of going to Church of a Sunday kind of

fucking assholes you people really ARE. Now could I? Hell no I

couldn't. But NEXT Sunday I'm telling them EVERYTHING! I'm telling

them how much you all like to suck cowshit out of boot while FLOCKS

of BUZZARDS pick pieces of skanky old BUFFALO PUSSIES out of your

assholes and how you take those RANCID Fucking BOVINE CUNTS and make

sandwiches out of them, using 50-kilo TURDS instead of bread. Fuck,

you people are so fucked up IT MAKES ME FUCKING WANT TO FUCKING PUKE.

Man, when I found out about you alt.slack.dickheadz and your penchant

for prurient leech fucking, I 'bout barfed a throat turd. But I knew

that if ANY ONE of you FUCKING ASSHOLES was within 150 MILES of me

that you'd be on that vomit spray like shit on a shingle. So I held

it in as long as I could and then let it fucking SPEW all in your

GRAMMAW's PUSSY, you fucking LITTLE DICKED, PINKY DICKED and

CAVERNOUS CUNTED alt.slack. fucking.dipshitz.

Rev. Spermy-Dox