<~~~cdolanie@pacbell.net (Celestin) wrote:

>The mutha of all parody pages has arrived!

>Beam up to da Muthaship!

>Where gangsta rap meets conspiracy theory.

>http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/7303/

Hey, you got your hip-hop on my alien butt-probe!

Well, YOU got your alien butt-prone all in my hip-hop!

Why not tell the damn TRUTH for a change, and talk about them damn

ALIEN GANGSTAS! Young bruthas kill each other for shoes...

mutha fuckin' SHOES... now tell me that's not ALIEN MIND CONTROL!

Mikey doesn't sexually abuse kids, it's even worse than all that...

the indoctrinates them the way the aliens did HIM! Notice how that

whole damn family just keeps gettin' freakier and freakier?

ALIENS AIN'T 'BOUT NUTHIN' BUT KEEPIN' THE BLACK MAN DOWN!

FUCK THE BITCHES! EARTH POWER! EARTH POWER! EARTH POWER!

shit, I'm a MILITANT-ass terran!

now, what were we talking about?

SubG know it is N'hee G'hee who gets all the best stuff, but other

cultures have other ideas & it's important to let them do their thing too.

- ONAN