ANOTHER ONE SPAMS THE NET

(from Another One Rides The Bus, by Weird Al,

from Another One Bites The Dust, by Queen).

 

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

Readin' on usenet late at night,

reading rec dot music dot filk.

Here's one that says MAKE MONEY FA$T,

I think you know the ilk.

JUST SEND FIVE DOLLARS IN,

ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST.

They crossposted it to sixty groups,

and that is why I'm pissed.

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

And another one spams, and another one spams,

another one spams the net.

Hey, did they spam you too?

Another one spams the net.

There's this little kid who's dying here,

won't you please send him a card?

There's a virus called GOOD TIMES in e-mail,

so please be on your guard.

Buy my panties, watch me masturbate,

won't you come and see my site?

I'm gonna find a filk in here

if it takes me all damn night.

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

And another one spams, and another one spams,

another one spams the net.

Hey, did they spam you too?

Another one spams the net.

The newsgroup's full of useless crap,

my e-mail's full of junk.

Look at how bad their spelling is,

they must be posting drunk.

I got a killfile that's a mile long,

and still the spams get through.

"If you want to KILL SPAMMERS FAST

then all you have to do..."

AAARGH!

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]

Another one spams the net.

And another one spams, and another one spams,

another one spams the net.

Hey, did they spam you too?

Another one spams the net.