email@example.com (maD_propheT) wrote:
>On 9 Jun 1997 17:18:13 -0400, in alt.support.schizophrenia
>>Hi maD propheT,
>>You're an Irish maD propheT in england. I thinks that feels not so
>Actualy Quercus I rather respect the cosmopolitan nature of English
>people. There are some jerks but they are few and far between and tend
>to work in government or the civil service. I don't tend to come into
>much contact with them.
>Anyway the alternative of going back to Ireland and facing the mental
>heath "care" there is not an option!
> the lines are down,are down..
> and I'm a traitor.
> a traitor to a beautiful cause....
> God made me,
> to her own design.
> Bad planning....
> ...too many flaws" - James
DO NOT PANIC! Your worries are over.
I, THE LORD YOUR gOD, WILL HELP YOU AND SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!
YAY! YAY, I TELL YOU! YAY!
Your brain is evolved to function in a large parabolic dish. If you
choose not to live in the crater of a dormant volcano, or a meteor
crater, then you should sleep in a satelite dish.
It's that simple. Cool, huh?
YAY SOME MORE! YAY! AND YAY!!!
The British are doing the same as the american goverment; they
put LSD in the food and water, so only people who get a lot
of niacin aren't effected. Those who are effected mostly go insane,
but some of those who were already crazy just develop bizzare powers.
The poor mental health situation in Ireland is intention; it's job is
to keep all the crazy people from developing their brain mutations.
OKBYE, AND YOU AM PLENTY WELCOME OKBYE.
IF YOU TOUCH A FISH IT MEANS A THING.
"Santiago Nebot Falcó" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
>if you are interested in fish and you have some tropical
>fishes(guppy,scalar,disco,gourami,neon),can you say me your experiences and
>your knowledge of them?
You will NEVER, EVER wrest the secrets of TROPICAL FISH from me, so
just stop trying. I WILL PROTECT THEIR SECRETS FOREVER!
It's not going to work, so just go back and tell whoever sent you
that the welfare of the fish is non-negotiable. Your masters will
have to do better than sending an inquisitive errand boy.
You and your mechanical alien mafia druglord PTA buttwax fabricator
overlords better learn which side of Crumbly Valley you think you'll
build your little pink psychic yurt of evil immolation on, before the
sands of time blast all the hair off yer nuts.
THANK YOU MR.CHAIRMAN, EXTINGUISHED MEMBERS OF THE BORED.
email@example.com (Galiganinda Dulin) wrote:
>I once had someone tell me "You're experiencing everything normal people
>experience, but to a higher degree." Also had a psych teacher say that
>if you took a normal person and intensified certain parts you get mental
>illness. It makes me wonder, when did I really cross that line? I mean,
>I remember very clearly when I started hearing voices, but was that it?
>Or was it beforehand, when the more gradual changes were taking place.
>But where was that one point at which things crossed over from "normal"
>Just a thought.
>-- | "My God!--it's full of stars!"
>Amanda Baggs | (Dave Bowman)
>firstname.lastname@example.org | (Arthur C. Clarke's _2001_)
YEW have input too much contradictory information, and now
voices are a problem. Voices who quietly help us aren't a problem,
so your voices must be either destructive, or tell lies, or be
distracting. Have you tried listening to Ethel Merman? She scares many
voices into silence. If you teach the voices to sing like a choir or
chorus, you can write musical arrangements. You crossed over from
normal into ill when you failed to accept and learn to master the
voices and make them work FOR you instead of against you.
HAVE BIG FUN! GRAB THEM VOICES BY THE SHORT CURLIES AND MAKE
'EM SQUEAL! BULLY YOUR DELLUSIONS INTO SERVING YOU!
I AM THE gOD OF ALL CRZY PEOPLE, AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME,
BECAUSE I KNOW *things* AND *stuff*!!! YAY!
>On Thu, 5 Jun 1997 04:23:09 GMT, in alt.support.schizophrenia you
>>In article <19970605041500.AAA10598@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
>>Bron4aur <email@example.com> wrote:
>>>sufferers. Are there any social-phobics here who were abused ?
>>>Are there any schizophrenics here who were abused ?
>As a child I was allways very shy.
>When I grew older this shyness went away.
>A psychiatrist once told me I had an essential contact disorder.
>I am not sure what he meant by that. I don't make friends easy if
>that's what he meant. The few friends I have are still there despite
>of my illness.
>I was not abused. I had a wonderful childhood. For me it's still an
>enigma as to why I got this illness. As far as I know we don't have a
>history of mental-illness in our family.
You are not ill. You are suffering from accute sanity. The world is a
hostile place and people are becoming more and more insane every day.
The compound contradictions of today's world seem insurmountable to
the undelluded. I suggest you jump on the bandwagon and FLIP OUT
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. If you're smart, you'll
choose a form of madness that works for you and keeps you happy -
bummer dellusions are just a damn waste of time, unless you can paint
them. Get people to let you touch their butt if you yodel for them.
That ALWAYS works.
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LOAF.
MikeY <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
>Crazy Diamond wrote:
>> Hi People,
> I never said that God heals. You probably haven't read my book, on
>demonic voices and pestilence. I am suffering just like you are, and
>sure, I get angry and confused, at times. We are in a spiritual
>war...good against evil....
> Have you ever read the Satanic bible???? The very first sentence reads
>"Wanted" God, dead or alive.
> I think that you should take a look at my book, on this, that you might
>know me and understand me better. Actually, you will probably find my
>experiences and beliefs interesting, on this subject.
Only a MONSTER in the grip of the DEMON OF HELL NAMED MAMMON
would come in a newsgroup full of friendly nutbags and use it as a
FORUM to SELL A BOOK about his views on RELIGION.
THAT is as COLD BLOODED and PREDATORY as anything I've ever seen.
JEEEEE-ZUZ will PUNISH you for being so mercenary!
OUT, OUT, FOUL SPIRIT, OUT OF THIS UNHAPPY SINNER WHO HAS SOUGHT TO
PROFIT FROM THE AFFLICTIONS OF OTHERS! LET HIS NAKED GREED BE WASHED
AWAY FROM HIM, AND MAKE HIM WHOLE AGAIN IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB.
JAM PLENTY O' JEEEZY ALL UP IN HIM, AND MAKE HIM BE GOOD AND WISE AND
KIND *OR ELSE*! AMEN YEAH YEAH YEAH AMEN!
"See-Toh Amara" <email@example.com> wrote:
>Stavros of Pureshitland wrote in article
>> That's real nice seetoh, but first be honest with the folks
>> and let them know you are a follower of Ching Hai.
>Did you watch Jurassic Park movie, Stavros?
>In one of the scenes, a guy paid a programmer to steal
>some dinosaur DNA, and he was wearing dark glasses
>and a hat to conceal his identity. When the programmer
>called him by his name, he said something like "Don't
>call me by my name", whereupon the programmer
>shouted his name out loud, but nobody cared.
>Do you think anyone would give a damn whoever I follow?
>Do you think Usenet will come aflame if I follow the
YOU WANT ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN, YOU FOUND US BABE.
WUTCHU GONNA DO *NOW*, HUH TOUGH GUY???
YOU TALK A LOTTA SHIT FOR AN INADEQUATELY FURRED PINK HERD MONKEY,
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A FOOD SOURCE, OR A BUILDING MATERIAL?
C'MON SISSYBOY, SHOW US WHAT YER BIG BAD LITTLE SELF IS GONNA DO WITH
THE MEAN OLD YETYNSYNY.
YOU FLACID LITTLE TURNIP, GET WITHIN A STONE'S THROW OF US. WE DOUBLE
DOG DARE YA!!!
PUT UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE CATCH YOU FOLLOWING US, WE EAT YOUR
SPLEEN WITH UNSWEETENED GRAPE KOOL-AID.
YOO BIN WARNED, CRAB STOOLE.
WE MAY NOT (OR MAY) SET THE USENET ON FIRE, BUT WE CAN WOOO DAMN SURE
SKIPPY TORCH *YOUR* FUZZY BUTT!