Subject: I've solved the Gun Control problem

Date: 14 Mar 1997 07:02:51 GMT

From: NENSLO <>

Organization: Teleport - Portland's Public Access (503) 220-1016

Newsgroups: alt.slack



This is something I've been thinking about for a while. I say we have a

law where anybody can own any kind of gun they want, but you have to

register it. And you have to be shot with it. This includes Police,

army, etc. You can own as many guns as you want, but you have to be shot

once by each gun you own. If you are caught with an unregistered gun you

get shot with it then and there, and charged a registration fee. I know

accidents will happen, some people may get shot worse than others or they

may decide to own a shotgun or a cannon, or they may decide they want to

own a whole lot of guns, but that will just weed out the folks with less

sense. I think it will make people think more about what a gun's basic

function is if they have to be shot by it.


I have an idea for drunk drivers too.