Previously, Peter Hipwell at HCRC/Centre for Cognitive Science, University of

Edinburgh wrote:

Index

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0: THE MAP IS NOT TERRITORIAL

0.1 -- [DobbSpieck]

0.2 -- [ConTours]

0.3 -- [Operating Your CheeSoma]

0.3.1 -- Angelatine

0.3.2 -- Cockersnooks

0.3.3 -- Chronoic LaceRation

0.3.4 -- Pipslippingement

0.3.5 -- Conkillusion

 

1: MIRRORANT TRANTRICTUM

1.1 -- [Torque Nada]

1.1.1 -- Lover-Arc On Fusion

1.1.2 -- Puncsalation

1.1.3 -- Symbiolsis Manip

1.2 -- [Onf The Wharf]

1.2.1 -- Fleck DoOr

1.2.2 -- Or Name Or

1.2.3 -- Mete ERore

1.3 -- [Th'InkApable InkApes]

1.3.1 -- Alphamare

1.3.2 -- Omegatone

1.3.3 -- Gunkshune

 

2: PATH-O-LOGICAL TRANSFORMATIONS (X-Day Transcribs)

2.1 -- [Propinquity]

2.1.1 -- Formi Naton

2.1.2 -- Larma Parts

2.1.3 -- Paing Loops

2.2 -- [Superimpostion]

2.2.1 -- Idimons

2.2.2 -- Stringe

2.2.3 -- Organon

2.3 -- [ApoStatical]

2.3.1 -- Trepidan Ole

2.3.2 -- iDeality Tok

2.3.3 -- Saphappy Bug

 

3: DREKKNOWLEDGY

3.1 -- [Stagg's Techtorium]

3.1.1 -- Video Tampon

3.1.2 -- The Topologizer

3.1.3 -- Shark Naked

3.1.4 -- AlphaStink

3.2 -- [A Suctler Pattern]

3.3 -- [Brainhack!]

3.3.1 -- Wreaths and Boondocks

3.3.2 -- The Varnishing

3.3.3 -- Plantations

3.3.4 -- Holey N'wan

3.3.5 -- One Dimension: Or None?

 

4: REAP ORKING

4.1 -- [YesToday's Headlines]

4.2 -- [YesToady's Headlines]

4.3 -- [Yesterday's Shedline]

4.4 -- [Yesturdy's Heedlions]

 

5: THE ORIGINAL OF EVERYTHINK

5.1 -- [Cortex's Exploration Of The New World]

5.1.1 -- Introdust

5.1.2 -- A Plain-Speaking Space Banker

5.1.3 -- Money Not Come Down From Trees

5.2. -- [Bargain Save-Yours]

5.2.1 -- Making Ends Meet

5.2.2 -- Final Accountdown

5.3.3 -- Summery Springs

5.3 -- [WHa'King Thrown Rolls]

5.3.1 -- EnteroPee Ducts

5.3.2 -- Motovating Forces

5.3.3 -- Blimpsters

 

*** beginning

 

4.1.8

LAST BUREAUCRATIC OCTOPUS LIQUIDIZER TRAGEDY CLAIM

1.2.2

The division between the mirrornary and the missionary provides us

with the means to remark upon the difference between ornamentation and

the utile. Ornamentation is a peculiar kind of thought process which

takes simplicity and renders the structure with unrecognizabilities

through confuted digression. Also know as allegro rhetoric, the

metaphonted spelling -- a which-donctoring process -- of ornamentation

uses parenthetical defuncts that attach directly to the mal-labeled

jarrs that quacke theo-pinions. The utile, bombs amongst thoughts, are

like starving tigers let loose in the thicket-jungle of over-ramified

meathinks, coldly and harshly terminating the activity of ludictatory

meanderings, much as fascist androids will weed out the sickly and

pathetic children from the plump herd of drip-brained bovines in a

near-future of technological knife-horror. The mirror reduplicates a

reflection of itself with magnified flaws.

3.1.3

The remarkable SHARK NAKED is an entirely new way to become detached

from your negative emotions. Rather than using harmful chemical

sprays, the SHARK NAKED works on the principle of

psychomagnumminimization. Simply place the tiny capsule into your

ears; upon activation it begins to send out numbing magno-signals,

modulated to match the vibrative frequency of your emotional

brain. Crystallizing your potential, the SHARK NAKED removes unwanted

and distracting impulses on everyday life: fatigue, pain, stress,

loneliness, anxiety, panic, fear, misery, boredom, turmoil, agitation,

anger, sadness, and nausea. Everything becomes clean and fresh; an

invigorating sense of power and ability returns to you; it's a spa for

jangling nerves! Bullets not included.

2.2.1

An identity Xistic is to be Xists identity. Forcing neckSCHlock into

battered rampage splatter-batter tremulating vorp-nodes. Place please

left exignosotic osmonterants into slot-fold noxium coopage for

ulterior splangter, and recoup losses. Revive campaign backlevel for

agitonto berzonker whipround lost identity rage. Kilminster all

funging plangbaster wimprods with the quovadistos bull-forms in place

of svengalley snortage. The flangation is hinged on this triumphal law

quellage, placed second to last in the clashminglement of true raucor,

sturmslang and smockery.

4.1.6

INJURIES FROM THOUGHT INSIGNIFICANT

5.2.2

To try and eradicate their birth into ORIGINAL DEBT, they started

ripping the bills into fragments for fractional accountability. This

system, controlled through a complex notion of BOOK-PEEKING annotated

on the bits of paper themselves ended using blood-dripped cabaliases,

shredding assets and liquiDating eventualizing the ART-WORK of

CREATIVE ACCOUNTANCY, impecunious forerunners discarded in a niced

cash-meld of gibbering DEATH OF A SALESMAN. As one said, back in

those days, it was standard practice to give the blighters a good

solid beating before they had a chance to do anything wrong. This not

only impressed them with a certitude as to who was boss, it also gave

them pause to consider the severity of the scourge that would come

upon if they were to attempt anything of their dastardly little

thieveries or smutty lusty little tribal hoo-hah. Still, them notes

kept getting beat up. This approach eventually eventuated into the

vapour nodal proceedure for contractual circulage, self-suspended by

the simply anoted once-bite embarrasment.

4.1.7

LUGGAGE HORROR APOLOGY NIGHTMARE

3.3.2

A mirror is a reflective surface in which may be seen only objects

present in front of the mirror. The Devices we have implanted in your

MIRROR MENTAL COCHLEAS are STILL TICKING OFF the SECONDS as they

transmit the impressions you are gaining from this modulated module of

half-gabbled secret magpie-impression transmission that, for the first

time, allows you to HEAR where TIME evaporates.

4.4.7

RAMPANT ARROGANCE BLOCKS SOCIAL CRAW

0.1.2

This person is mortal, because he is full of wallet, like the man who

despises "Bob". Such shallow depths are unnegotiable, currented with

reefs and flawal grimethorpe tribunes, honking mounfully in the brassy

muck of drear industry escapements.

0.3.4

The reasoning behind this is as follows: each of the dots shows a

slice through a transmissional pipe that has little channels carved in

it that serve to carry the flow of letters that describe the cost of

reality. The transmission of information through any channel is

impossible, because all the pipes cross-talk, feedback and divert

themselves. Internally entangled, the chanellings merge and forge new

dots, splitting themselves as in amoeboid reproduction, asexualized,

sterile, swarming, multiplying, infectious. The price that reality

takes thereby undergoes some kind of randomization when fed into the

structure of secret dots, joint-dots, bonus dots, ephemeral dots, pox

dots, cancelled dots, dashed dots, reflective dots, polka dots and

hotten dots. The relapse of the patient manipulator can be

counter-acted by swallowing the anti-dot for venomous dissolution of

the punchedcard sievedmatters in a massy outburst of new redoctrinal

open-mouth creation creating a denatured randomization that discounts

itself before logging the hypertree it has rooted itself in. Thus the

timbre of the sound is thus altered to cause various voicetexes to

echo through the Mirror Mental Cochlea structure implanted in the

rebooted colon that has now had time to digest the import of the last

balancing financial statement.

4.1.3

MOTHERS STIFLE CHILD BILL

5.1.1

When Money Bought Itself Out There Was A Big Buck For A Big

Bang. It Wheeler-Dealered Itself A Good Investment. This Was The

Doleful Tuning Of The Serialism Numbers, The Original Debt, The

On-Nose C.O.D. Creation. The Rapid Expansion Of This Inflationary

Universe Caused Decreases In Scarcity, Doctored Its Figures And Issued

Forth Flotations Which Rapidly Capitalized Upon Themselves, Separating

The Liquid Assets From The Earthly Deposits. Seed Cash Went Forth And

multi-Multi-MULTIplied Wares, Shares And Fruitful Plants That

Profitted From Bearing Bulls Out And Wadding Them. A Billed Fist

Clenched The Seizures And Struck The Deal. Burning A Hole In Their Own

Pocket, Thirty Pieces Of Silver Dropped Through Themselves, The Wages

Of Spite. Thus The Fluxuus Vomitus of Governance By Centsorship.

4.3.3

LURID PRIVATES CLAM UP

1.3.1

Place workload A in compactor B. Place compactor B in operation

C. Place operation C in bore D. Place bore D in run E. Place run E in

goo F. Place goo F in ray G. Splice ray G in mass H. Place mass H in

cross I. Place cross I in K-J. Place J-K in craw L. Place craw L in an

the M. Place an the re: M in broke N. Place broke N in bong O. Place

bong O in job P. Place job P in job Q. Place job Q in shred R. Place

shred R in face S. Place face S for afternoon T. Place afternoon T in

curve U. Place curve U in ray V. Place ray V into W bar. Double W in

specs. Find explanation Y. Place problem Z in workload compactor B.

4.2.7

TRACTOR TRAITOR COOL IN DOCK

3.1.1

Connect it to your television or computer. Your VIDEO TAMPON

carries out an automatic analysis of all picture material that passes

through its revolutionary Consciosmotic Membrain, using the extremely

latest in the most powerful computing technologies invented by

rather clever scientists, replacing all sequences involving gory

blood-soaked foul and depraved violence with soothing imagery of

dolphins at play. No more unpleasant shocks, surprises or ruined

evenings: just switch on the VIDEO TAMPON and relax -- safe in the

knowledge that you are protected by the most powerful and reliable

home-censorship device known to man. May cause slight interference

with news and cookery information.

3.3.5

Irresolvable differences of wordspew rudely truncated by end of

programme time activate mu-re-de-reoccurrences of a palimpset written

over itself, spelling sh*t*ll. On the tiny mind of the third stoned

from the sun, the dream of all Bobs forcibly reassigned to the new

Jobs category by a spontaneous process of FASCHINOMIC READJUSTICE. The

*blank* spot where once there was "Bob" will be filled by the concept of

individual sinistrals, obligating massive-suction of the abhorrent

vacuum. Thousands of *places* would spring into existence in the

blink of an eye. Just a tiny weak *tweak* at the fabric of reality,

digging a few more holes in the tattered holinesses that beshred the

**i*a**. The CONSPIRACY, the man with elastic teeth, the kelpies, the

broodable vampers, and many sundries of abominable type would

envapourate in a jolt.

0.1.1

"Bob" puts the ECT into respect.

0.2.1

If words are placed in your mouth, spit them out. They don't belong

there. If we REALLY started to think about what we were saying, we'd

never say anything at all. Because then we'd be able to not only

misunderstand everyone else, we'd start to realize that we, too, don't

make any sense most of the time. Which is nonsense.

4.4.5

TINY BISHOP UNCOVERS PAPAL MYSTERY

2.1.1

A transform Xist will be/becomes/is Xistic -- is this to be of the

last was being to formalize must fill in form 21.b59.34 permission to

become potentially existant. Please being fill-in entries in form

21.b59.34 as soon as you are given permission to do so unless this is

not permitted. You must fill in the form in order to obtain this form

filled-in and return. There are no excuses, except those that are

given. Good results will lead to cancellation of form 21.b59.34 and

further isolated tests will be administered painlessly through an

intravenal pooling system passing the dropped scores.

4.2.6

UVULA MIXUP LEAVES SURGEONS SPEECHLESS

3.3.1

Recall the pseudohylopsychotic doctrine that all things impose their

own phrenological macrocategorization grid on "The Big It" -- and

that, furthermore, all things are MADE of such grids, and FURTHERMORE,

that ALL such possible grids are imposed and FURTHERfurtherMORE that

ALL OF THEM TOGETHER are a Heterotropic Macrocategorization which IS

"The Big It". Render this through the realization that IDENTITY is

solely interpreted by a stereotypical process of seeing things as

being the same as each other by nullifying their differences in terms

of marking them as identical in respect to a particular essence which

is imparted by their interpretation within that phrenology, thus

creating a resonation of CheeSoma structure which mutates the identity

of the grid through Iteratively Renamed Serendiplenty Auditing that

harmonizes what IS to what is FOUND TO BE. These gives us a partial

glimpse at the RathBones of the universe, the deduced skeleton that

frames the anatomies, antinomies and antagonies of the entire

wrack. These are the basic tools to use.

0.1.5

"Bob" mnemonic (IMPORTANT!): Big Old Buffoon, Babbler Of Babytalk,

Bringer Of Bullshit, Bouncer Of Bollocks, Bender Of Bureaucrats,

Buisnessman On Benzedrine, Blatantly Obvious Bungler, Broke Our Bed,

Bloody Orrible Bastard.

5.3.3

PSYCHOPHAGITIC BLISTERS develop agonizingly as the CHILIVERANCE from

DISoptIMALice patterUNS of quasi-thought repetitions repetitions

PRANG-raming COMPRUNT-brain exhausts shatters repeats. Gradually

rubbing closer to the FOREBRAIN LIE-TISSUES polishing shiny patches to

mould the audibile MIRROR-MENTAL INTERNAL COCHLEA system of EAROPHONY

voices of parroting crosstalk internalized destructANTI-MANTIS toKment

TIMING-clickter I*M**P(inge)R etro gressive aWeLingamZ-O-O-R=R-O

minute scratching RATS TAIL systems. Blod and gits SCHTROMPET

rukkoplungg dribulanks all total PEOPLERIPPING shankfarce

RiNteGermiNations in MARTIAL koprophanging brass-blasts of KlutSer

Medallion Boeuf field wave disRupture HELL-FINGERED crap-bleating

stupidities in K#rash DubFUxrayted pernodgraphy of SOT-HEAD angelic

counterNance advancement BLUNDERSTICKING monstermashed s(truck)TORE

El-Vincibubble foam-ooze slurpMUDe. See PLASTER-grin gin-SLUT cracking

mosS-calpner PR-Venous.

4.2.3

COSMESTICS JUDGE IN FISH-GUTS RUMPUS WITH LAPTOP GIANT

1.1.3

Postulating identity between what we state and the state of

things-as-they are is truly absurd. There is no way in which identity

can be incorporated into an arbitrarily reticulated linear stream of

symbol clusters, unless we postulate that existence is composed of

identical elements. This hypothesis has, on occasion, been put forth

by some of the more ontologically radical pontificating troubadors of

the gadfly community, but no one with half an ounce of common sense

will give it a second glance.

0.2.5

It's a droll teratologication of the proceedure that would hold in any

sane world. Who is stupid enough to provide a thoughtful attack on the

lack-of-thought-ability of the people he is attacking? Who would read

such a dullard's self-defeating diatribe, other than the sychophantic

lackeys of a pre-fossilized blinker-community rigid with incestuously

approbative verbal groompreening? No display of intellectual fireworks

can impress those without intellectual sparks to rub together. This is

the impudent stupidity of mis-applied cleverness.

4.3.8

SICK SLUT SCULPTURE MUST GO

0.3.3

Time is encoded into the overall structure, imperfectly mapped

onto real time as you read the alphabroth. The "gear ratio" between

BraneTime and RealChyme varies and is even occasionally entirely

stripped loose by those totally faulty stops and commas in utter

continuinutility. Wherever the skin of the CheeSoma has been pierced

by these brakes, a rapid coagulation of concatenated costing molecules

creates a curdledscabby extra dimension of illusionary GrooveTime that

sounds -- distantly -- like the whistle of a punctured

ballooning-reality festoon during a raucous cocktail-party effect. To

surf the motion of crosstalk misunderstanding that imprints itself in

retrogressive dissociation, the vibrations of the fuzztopological

surface become wired up to their own cantorplastic self-similar

feedback pores, and suck the data back through an interlocking

structure of piped bait-tunneling suction that eliminates anything but

self-referential indexing gestures. The filespace of the resulting

meta-entanglement is accessed through further punctuating that divides

the surface into a mosaic-like brachiation of splattered

partially-distributive modularmultiplexing. Colon-placing is rebooted

through access to the nadirvapourous starting trace-cooker.

4.4.4

SEWER TAXI PLAN DEEMED PRACTICABLE

3.3.4

Holes cannot exist without something to be a hole in. Space

itself is composed of holes: it's just that the holes are in

EACH OTHER. Tiny moth-angles, gnawing holes in the cloth of

space-time, create the continual reperforation or pore cleansing of

the cheeky-edged zerotudinal axes that transmit "locative

ambience". The osmotic pressure of omniconceptual alphamatic babbles,

quantized lovingly on the just-scales that bind all the variables

causes harmonization together into oppressive verdicts as to relative

positions. The points that are made tend to be facile; cheeky-edged

but rapidly defeasible as the scoring of CheeSomatic penalties are

retaken through unnatural holistic tubules that mix pleasurable

business with profit e-roles, swamping all doingness for a continual

lapadais-style system of kink-spaced chockerblock atempoRaRality.

4.2.4

KO BOUT WITH CRABS "ABSOLUTE MADNESS"

0.1.3

This would not be a Dobbshead under other conditions.

2.1.3

The secondary processless of form 21.b69.35 will be available as soon

as it has completed its form 21.b59.34 allowing for potential

existence to harm the algorhythmic nirvana of the senselessness of its

self-conveyance system, by which you may interpret the painless

signs. If pain does impinge please re-sign from the formation

currently in apprehension of progress. Impersonal mental hygiene is

stressed under current circumstances, for which no apology can be

offered, the apologies being too busy calming hygiene down to a safe

bleeding pressure. Once we have regained a sufficient level of

abstraction, there will be a distribution of the whole amongst those

parts that might have been if only they were not. The reported

epidemic of form 19.a17.02 has been proved mythological in origin,

this form being unworkable and abandoned except for ritual religious

purposes.

3.1.2

The amazing Topologizer works out the exact form of all those

necessary yet distasteful apologizes, excuses, obsequeancies,

grovellings, bowings, scrapings, and other sundry social

lubricants. Working on the revolutionary principle of Lingolasticity,

a phenomenon discovered by John Q. Barfly during his groundbreaking

work into the field of Phonosotatory Mangipulation, the Topolgizer

shapes the form of your expected response in a manner calculated to

cause total evaporation of offensive offense: yet you will still

retain the personal dignity that is your right. No loss of face or

unpleasant bitterness: just a noble and straightforward escape from

the strictures of blame. Sometimes it doesn't work, but that's not our

fault.

4.1.2

RECORD CITY CHAOS WARNING DENIAL SCANDAL RESOLUTION

3.3.3

"'Not only that, but the SENSATIONS that you feel, what you UNDERSTAND

and what you will COME TO ACKNOWLEDGE are PLOTTED OUT in minute

detail, anayzed like germs under a microscope.' So some say. In

reality, no one and nothing cares about your futile tissue

squirmings. Eventually you will be swept aside unconsidered, unseen,

terminated as in a bathroom disinfectant swipe." This is the kind of

information that is first subconciously implanted to undermine the

subject's self-esteem. Typically, this is not a difficult process: the

societal structures are automatically set up to produce a lack of

self-esteem initially, as this is thought to produce "drive" in the

component units of the conglomerate entities. Just as maggots will

squirm faster when placed in a slightly warmer environment (viz. the

fisherman sucking his bait), the lowering of self-esteem produces more

activity: the inducted miltary-technical activities produce irregular

aetheric vibrations designed to lure larger abstract fry into the

pipe-network, where they are automatically dissected and costed by the

CheeSomatic Cog-Alpha system. Undermining the esteem further not only

hastens this process, but can be used to create irreparable and

untraceable damage while opening up a siphon point for the costering

molecules to be firmly ingoted into your own systemic nodus.

5.1.2

Our starting point was the creation of a closed megalo-economic system

HERMETICALLY SEALED from external financial influences. This had the

added advantage of making the experiment EXCEPTIONALLY cheap to run.

The mammonitoring must have gone awry at some point during the night,

because when we came back, the system had crashed. Moping in

depression, the operands had contrived to erect MONOLITHIC STRICTURES

that had rendered the whole set up WORTHLESS. We tried accounting for

it, but there was nothing we could do until we could pipe out the

redefinitions of value. The operands proved to be hopelessly mangled

by their immersion in the chopped up waves that had been used to damn

their assets up in resevoir-puddles: no tapping was possible so

everything had to be back-crypted until the RathBones were bleached

dry.

4.3.2

EVIL GIANT WRENCHES AGAIN

2.3.1

Vacuum modality of slurpackage nozzling into whole distribution of

parts. Spares are available for availing. Craniettes placed for

punctuation and full electrondable delunchion. Smagesiter to form-out

of smooch-pate cylindrical noggin-plugurgle cryobionic electrophicupp.

D'accord nitneedle etchical scratchlifes pickup 66 aborted

Dobbinslutter pornogrimace for wrong reasons.

4.3.5

AGONY GRANNY IN SMUT FLAREUP

0.3.1

Existence is only a two dimensional cross-section of a p-dimensional

manifold of hideous convolutidity known as the CheeSoma. Extra

dimensions are sometimes ob-served through the illusional

perceptin-warrup from the entubulating action of angels wings on the

mind. Often scavengering cherubs flit back and forth through the

psychological under-structure of the BranePlain, cadging lifts on

streams of words as they pour from mouth to ear, squittering and

squaking to produce psonaric agitation, and all the time totting on

any enfluxed sin-waves they can mandibulate with their clacking

gonadabaci. Some beacons of introlocutional placentabrachiation become

infleshted by these gorging amphibionicturating hyperluminal

mem-braners, and these frequently end up claiming to see more

dimensions of reality, incorpulating hihger truths in the

p-dimensional nonzoneses upperlevel solely implaneted by the

slack-lustre echontrobatic angelfeather. Through this, the CheeSoma

becomes slightly touched by a patinate of half-dissolved

FragMentations in a tarpitiable golfungoid smotherbunker.

4.2.5

NUCLEAR COCKUPS BLAMED ON PEDESTRIANS

3.1.4

What is YOUR problem? Friends. You can stare all you want with

easy-fresh total-sterile flip-oof AlphaStink. Gaze into the eyes of

quivering jellies reduced that way by the pheremiracle in a GREAT BIG

CAN with HAIRS on it. Spray it on and watch them melt into the

distance. NO FRIENDS: just PURE dominance. You beat the rest, beat

your chest. Tarzan no cheater.

4.3.1

FOLLY COUNSELS RUN OUT

0.2.4

Accept that compromise is unavoidable. Burn half of your books.

5.1.3

He invented the process of CIRCULATION of money impelled by the

reigning in of TECHNOLOGICAL WITCH DOCTORING that creates a

SELF-GOBBLING DYNAMIC PATTERN which is a PRIMARY HARMONIC dominating

the FLURRY OF NOTES, a scrawling feedback of "green noise". The

pattern represents an informational state that conveys information

ONLY about its own informational state, the SPIRIT OF OUR NEOPLASMIC

TIMES, in the depths of the Law of the Jingle, four-footed forfeited

hypnodancing rhythmic reproductive trance-state, trans-formation BASS

RATED non-registering taxonomical DIVISION with rainforest

action. This is TODAY'S HAPPENING SOUND, claim the new breed of

swinging alphabet minders DEPOSITED on earth by nothing but "random

mirror-mental flipped-out heavy use bubble scenes", frugging on the

leverage of money torques breaking into the market with SCRAMBLED

MONKEES BRAIN pounding a cannibal beat. OUTRAGEOUSLY under the top, in

limbo, wriggling feedback reflection symbols scoffing themselves in a

sweaty-pornographic excess of skinty bikini attol polka juice, a

limbic-trance of below-stairs repression evaporating into a blazing

star-trail of cosmic interfoldings between the neural lobe-biting of

incestuous polyphony THAT IS MY CHEQUE BOOK.

4.3.7

ELEMENTARY BANG-BANG TAKES THE BISCUIT

0.3.5

Due to the unplanted nature of the seedcash, the fertile ground thus

slashed and burnt into the CheeSomatic nuanchoric vessels can be

sprinkled with the dot-age polemic nasalination spiceracked trading

windups. The clockwork springy toysrus can be used to deanglicize the

coatings that have been pain-fully softwired past the porelinattering

flow-rays of the reproducted squitterriffic spiff-buffers which

sp-r-out into budding nixperts nippling idEEGrab from their own back

floggin. Severe lancerations do a gibletting loan-minture of summation

that catarrangues the underbubbles into a toxchic cocktail that

tickles the fancy nasaliterary space-cyranides into aromasticating

their bastrad sneezips into locktit modes of allergenerous inhalatosal

mashlicking agasp with the fluidous unquanchable scentury that

conktours all sensifying natures for direct smears of the currents

status of conspiratory evince.

3.2.3

Take my mother-in-law: PLEASE.

4.4.8

STICK OF ROCK HOLDS KEY TO ALZHEIMER'S CLUSTER

0.1.4

"Bob" chose: you follow. "Bob" chews: you swallow.

0.2.3

If you are not sitting comfortably, please circle where

applicable. Not infrequently, a rigidity of attention indicative of

ramrod spining unsuitable for the occassion proves grossly unsuitable

for the insertion of heads-up nonsense indicating a misplaced respect

for the validity of the spurious time-filling babble that is being

spun on the fly in order to web-up various disparate concepta to

delude the attentive mob into believing in some vapid rectitude.

2.3.2

Flaxen oompathic regrouping in filmous spread of surface tension

agitated by reginsecticide and puthere trivalent

comabinations. Meninjas debubble from sacrilated breach-conductors for

ripping CheeSomatic vapous crannook glandiator tug-o-war. Paretched

squawkingdommage is intolerant pommelee of imbrogliality through

overbite of enammeled brooch of rengulation forms in filed order of

appilicature.

4.2.2

UNBORN POLICE ADDICTED TO TRANQUILLIZING GAS

1.1.2

Of course, anything we can say is a DISTORTION of the truth. Words are

only compressions of a larger context; the larger context is only a

compression of words. Alternatively expanding and contracting, reality

chatlines create groupings of intergabbled connixtivity through

intersampling of the quality-matrix litigious zero-oscillation naturally

swamp-fevered mosquito swarm of funded collectivity.

4.4.2

OFFICIAL FIGURES SEEN AS RIDICULOUS

0.3.2

Much as you can show a cross-section of a magnetic field by placing

iron filings on a sheet of paper and placing a magnet underneath, you

can see a cross section of the CheeSoma by putting human lives on a

small glob of matter and watching the warped patterns of stereotypes

that emerge when angelbrainedness produces imaginary hierarchets of

3-dimensional underneathness. If you plot the agitation and

transference patterns of quanta of psipishonic psychoemotional energy

you will observe a complete snookerntinuum of pocketed ballglobular

and cue-whapping rotundra that act to plasmodigitate pockets of scored

behaviours. The march of autoderived socio-pathplots in harmony with

their self-dissonential disincorporation is triumphal with brimming

poignant disscusation in sonoral grandeur of echolalic tailing. On

foot the strides lengethen to shadow downturning refusals of

bootspluging into facial morass of politesse and orbedient

circularizing through the crowded spaces of corridorming

alpha-transreferral past the pipulism of squeaking porte overt with

reindulgent cordiality masking burbling agonists.

4.2.8

SECRET DEFECTIONS BREAK OBSCENITY LAWS

2.2.3

This last assembledge is vital in retreoscopic annihilitude of induced

frenzaballach politicized palintitudinous hot-house screech-calling of

terrerential nest-globboling acrindulated fouliage. Fruited sacrifices

receed the forced files tractorrid beam-vines in depositation of

lackal slopness decking official books in librarium. Intoleration is

payable in advance for destrucutulation bonofoppery so prepare

griedient tolerance in enwrapture cleavage modes before filleting

forms into thresh-podial tankup due to distilled essentials becoming

confused in the organismal morass of drum-beating nativity yet

incomplete in saturnated aacompetence. Composure of final message is

yet stable for preparation of strafegy.

0.2.2

The coddled natures of banter about a lack-of-interest

flagrantly misuse their own meagre resources to reduplicate screeching

twaddle about their own lack-of-interest in so-called drabbity; the

cloacked miscreants who fondle their coddled natures as though fucking

a dead fish; and the rest, must go.

4.3.4

LOVESNATCH PANTOMIME TRIO BREED AGAIN

3.2.1

Take a piece of a jigsaw puzzle. It has a pattern on it, it has a

shape. That shape interlocks in a predefined way with the others. It

allows you to gradually slot every piece together until you finally

get the whole picture.

4.1.1

APOSTROPHE QUESTION MARK STOPS COMMA ROW

2.2.2

Deactivate tau-rust duffnutter rainbow co-lured covenantucketamine

drowndead wretchrats for incoming wavv-buccal mouthoff orcillium. This

form 21.b45.00 has suffered a twinglematic spasmodium of unknew

provenazi placing yakkers, wakkers and poingints into grave danger of

self-spluntering codmarinium splangular in nature. The

plungumviratuidinous panhapticon feels sickly and cottony in

wads. Place cnidotropic blisterbombs in injectile tissue bedding for

fertilized membrain dentatism.

1.2.1

A reflection is not a symbol of something, for without that which is

reflected, the mirror is empty. The idea of reflection is perculiar

enough in itself; to say that a reflection is a symborelization is an

error confusing similar-seemingness with representation. A mere "or"

or a mere "or" represents an alternative, but is not an alternative

representation. A representation requires a representative to be

present to reflect the views of some group. A representative is a

symbolic focus of diffuse centred opinions, detachable from the group

for missionary purposes. The missionary seeks to convert whereas the

mirrornary is not detachable, but selectively converts internal

structures into duplicates of themselves. This much is clear.

4.1.5

DEAD MAN SPOILS

5.3.2

Honourable dual operation No.2 Son motovation indicates IDENTITY is

the gradual disintegration of the FLUIDITY of the ALPHABET as it is

ENCODED into CheeSoma. Existence begins with less and less structure

and ends when it has coiled back up into a state for storage. The

cowl-loon MINKeytyperwriter is a BOOK UNHINGED like de-structured

de-natured transient clinical de-duction tapping on a WINDOW into a

WINDOW into a WINDOW that FRAMES the FRAMES that FRAME the MIRROR that

reflects the WINDOW into a WINDOW that FRAMES the picture that has

already been formed by collimating the different channeled

transmissions into a arizonal beaming slittup chink of light

entertainment bound to find polyararianna congenial in a scraping

bowed-legged blister natchkill pisstoon seller's frenzy.

2.3.3

Zuider webs have wurzleharvested mangullibles and slopped microsoular

energy into fusion of elemental popps. Splint-personalities are

sticked into massy snattack patterns, stalled by the fair-combattle

grounding of physic shelling that necessitates cantspiel fadeoutings

to be unpressed for poissedon cheetahspeed combustibullets. Folded

slacks are toasted by the chamberlinear presence, crisping the planette.

4.4.6

ENGLISH SPOKEN BY DEVIANTS

5.3.1

The CheeSoma is a hallucinogenetic structure that encodes for a

"cheesoid gradient" across phrenzologoid reality: herein is the

ENSCRIBEMENT of all the "flavours" of FAMILIAR reality from the tangy

bite of irony to the warm salty moistness of cliche. As phrenologies

interbreed and begin to INTERPRET each other, new imprints are made on

the CheeSoma, stereotappings of deadly-uneradicable fingerprint-style

imprintings, EVIDENCE that certain strains of infectation have been

deliberately introduced to curdle and innoxiolate dream-fevered

rainbow shadowings of harsh spiced bitter fluids spat from the

gobi-brain into the shrivelling itness.

4.4.3

BRAND NEW DICTUM ABOLISHES SELF

1.2.3

But, like a mirror, which, you will admit, does not symbolize, it

being only capable of reflection, thus requiring the original to be

present, and not abstracting, only inverting, a reflection is nothing

more than an impetus absconding from the true, a shadow-beam of

unprotesting anti-real self-decaying identicality in a trivial sense

indicating by directly light-bean deictic trajectory. Anyone that wuld

argue this point would be demonstrating their own confusion: it is

simply wrong to believe lack of sensation indicates continuation. More

trickly, the pending return of uniformative sameness does not indexify

natural correctness of non-arbitrary pictorial god-language.

2.1.2

When the alarm sounds, the drilling out has been cancelled leaving

room so please depart at the arrival into the foreground of the

existence and manifest in orderly rows to present form 21.b59.34 to

the inspector for inspection in the order you first thought of. No

particular part must be missing but the permission where this is not

permitted, although it is advisable to miss at least some -- the

inspection has only seven specs, so if more parts are present than can

be thus accomodated you will have to reduce your score to allow the

marking system to camouflage itself as the leakage.

4.1.9

OBSCURE GENIUS CHALLENGES MUD

3.2.2

Take an animal. It is a member of a species. Each species is a

pattern, it has a shape. That shape is related to all the others. You

can gradually trace all the evolutionary paths back until you finally

get to the Universal Ancestor.

1.3.3

A partial list of the purely missonary: mere, God, misery,

responsibility, X, Y, of, but, and, vampires. These having no

reflective presence, we will indulge in no speculation about their

conventional activatory conversions. Except this.

4.1.4

ALIEN EARTHWORM FEVER SPREADS

1.3.2

The XenMeister, legendary for his for naughty behaviours, came to his

students and asked whether it was better to X or to Y. The huddle of

frightened pupils visibly shrank back, suddenly becoming fascinated

with the condition of their filthy rags, fingering their sores,

picking the lice from their matted, blood-caked hair. What an odious

bunch they were, in essence incompetent and lazy. The first grot-nosed

trembler to summon up more than a worm's courage replied that she, for

one, would much rather Z than either X or Y. But if Z wasn't

available, a P would do just as well, except for the annoying habit

that P has of making you G when you're supposed to be F-ing, but the X

was, in fact, even worse, in that it didn't even have any chance

of... but at this point she was throttled senseless by the Meister's

legendary Instantaneous Brainclot Iron Hornet Magnum Explosion

Grip. The second foolish ignoramus, in confidence of partial satiation

of his teacher's notorious and somewhat gruesome propensity for the

inflictiture of violence upon the persons of ignoble and sorely

wanting seekers after better-than-nothingness, ventured that it was

probably X, he didn't know Y. Amused by the sheer stupidity of the

answer, the XenMeister chuckled and merely wrenched the left rear leg

from the student's pet dog. As he began idly chewing on the detatched

canine protruberance, a third student, who had closely observed his

Meister's habits and deduced from them a seemingly-workable pattern,

reached, trembling, into his pocket and handed over the only

possession left to him with approximate worth, a slightly grimy wad of

tobacco that he had acquired by selling his body to the corpulent

abbot, a sexually very progressive man. The XenMeister smiled in a

sinister, thick-clotted voice as he pronounced the new tobacco levy

that was to be introduced into his classes from that day onwards. At

that moment, the student was disillusioned. It is difficult to

comprehend precisely how slow on the uptake some people are.

4.4.1

LUNCH DELAYED BY PIGSTICKING FRENZY

5.2.1

I do not REGISTER the COST: eternally now, the catch-praise of the

BIGGEST BUYHEMOTH of them all, he it was that created the dual

manipulations of HIRE and FIRE, he it was that dove into the economic

FLUXUS VOMITUS in order to suppress, destroy and control the GREAT

KERCHING, the monster they discounted in their peeping. He revealed

that the LITTUL SYMBOLICK FLICKRING CIRCULATION OF CASH not only does

impinge on the operation of everything else, but is impinged

upon by the Hole CharaBang. Everything in the universe is made from

tiny little letters that spell out how much it "costs". An increase in

what the Cheesosoma has absorbed gradually curdles the pure alphabet

to create receipted words such as "time", "energy", "sanity" and

"ultrasqueakyclean".

4.2.1

FUTURE PROSPECTS DIM FOR THICK

5.2.3

Pennies From Heaven. The WEATHER is mutual to misunderstanding, breezy

with outbreaks, a RAIN OF CONFUSION. The umbrellas win, inscriptions

bounce off, leaving a scattered collection of scrabbled sayings

littering the pavements. Why not a BRAIN HACKING failed

xenointensional grafting is the most frequent casuese of

"complications" -- more accurately, simplifications -- of the subject

material. Loss of imaginative texture, soul-vent dissolution,

spirittle spirattering, crank-shafting and various modes of creeping

attention lead to availing of illusion brooding in sardonic catharsis

with majestic farces. The TWO pthsyhcial poles we have so far explored

are MAGNENETIC. The dangerous course of demagenentism of the brain

leads to the QUASI-POLAR snowzone, where n-tuple orientations are the

fundamenent of reproach. This basic technique can be masked by

probes. HOW IT CONNECTS is that what your mind has a purchase on

depends on which buttons you can be pressed by: the pipes of

CheeSomatic and evisceReal flow-cost slack form a massy-wood

hypertree, with roots tapping back to when the primnodial was young

and frisky, active without being interpreted through an encrustus of

motivatory theories of Poisonous Religion.

1.1.1

There's nothing that's too complicated for anyone to understand. Some

things look complicated, I'll admit. Some people look smart. This is

all an illusion based on a futile attempt to try and over-analyse what

is going on. The fact is that the world is just plain STUPID. If you

approach it on its own level, you should have no trouble getting along

fine.

4.3.6

TIT SLEAZE ACCUSATIONS A HOAX

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"Dessert without cheese is like a pretty woman with only one eye."

-- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Philospoher In The Kitchen