Subject: Re: I WANT AN APOLOGY TOO

Date: 3 Oct 1996 15:59:06 GMT

From: nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie)

Organization: DeathChick, Inc.

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

 

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

~C'mon, even a puffed up little nit of a thing like you

~can do better than the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" routine....

 

I have often done more; in this case, it was not deserved.

 

~Oh, and DEATHCHICK? Have you ever actually worked with corpses?

~Like in a morgue, or an E.R., or a funeral home? Have you worked in

~patient affairs with terminal patients, or in a terminal ward, or with

~aids patients, or the families of the dying and/or the dead?

~Ever hunt, kill, and clean your own food? Do you even Know where MEAT

~comes from, you poser ass 20th century touchy-feely disaffected whiny

~putrid trendy anti-trendoid misplaced electra complex havin' little

~pink pill of a person?

 

Here, Iceknife continues to try to compensate for his own feelings of

inadequacy by formulating an insult based on my nickname, the history of

which he clearly knows nothing about. Iceknife - what would we do without

his repeated surenesses? It is sad to say that I know more about him than

he realizes, a fact which makes him want to wildly specualte on my history

in an attempt to randomly hit upon something that might cause me to have

an emotional response. I on the other hand am fully aware of his panic

buttons, and he knows it.

 

~Yeah, I thought not. So shut up already. In general. If it's supposed

~to be a satire of goths, well, SATIRIZE HARDER, it musta faded in the

~weather or something.

 

Once again, a reference to the nickname given to me by freinds as an

inside joke several years ago. Perhaps the inadequacy stems from having to

make up his own nickname, as no one would give him one freely.

~>-----Rev. Nickie the Hated

~

~by people with LOTS of spare time.... I merely find you distastefull,

~like a package of dry broken cookies of a type I didn't like to begin

~with...

 

Perhaps Iceknife should at this point reflect on how much time he has

spent on me. My time here is spent becoming more visible and interesting

to those I respect, whereas his is spent becoming more annoying to those

he only wishes he could be respected by.

 

~I think I'll mail you something DEAD to help you be a DEATHCHIKIEPOO.

 

Finally, here we see Iceknife threaten to commit a felony in a most

pathetic attempt to frighten me. One can only assume he has come up with

some revolutionary new way to send solid objects through e-mail.

--

*you have been blessed by a communication from*

-----Rev. Nickie the Hated

[Defender of the Faith]

http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/

***************

YOU'RE ALL FUCKED

 

 

 

In article <nickie-0310961100060001@metronet.com> nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie) writes:

>

>From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

>~C'mon, even a puffed up little nit of a thing like you

>~can do better than the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" routine....

>

>I have often done more; in this case, it was not deserved.

>

WE ARE ALL ROBOTS!!!@!!!!!! WE ALL BLEEP SECRETLY!!!!!

I WON'T HIDE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

bleeep bleep.

bleeeeeeep bleep.

>~Oh, and DEATHCHICK? Have you ever actually worked with corpses?

>~Like in a morgue, or an E.R., or a funeral home? Have you worked in

>~patient affairs with terminal patients, or in a terminal ward, or with

>~aids patients, or the families of the dying and/or the dead?

>~Ever hunt, kill, and clean your own food? Do you even Know where MEAT

>~comes from, you poser ass 20th century touchy-feely disaffected whiny

>~putrid trendy anti-trendoid misplaced electra complex havin' little

>~pink pill of a person?

>

I EAT ANDROID FOOD!!!!!!!!! NUTS AND BOLTS WASHED DOWN WITH OIL!!!!

WHEN I CHEW I CLANK AND GRIND!!!!!! MY STOMACH IS A BESSEMER

CONVERTER!!!!! MY DUODENUM WELDS!!!!!!!! I FART NATURAL GAS!!!!!!!!

Clank clank.

GrrrrRRRrrRRRRrrrrrrRRIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

>Here, Iceknife continues to try to compensate for his own feelings of

>inadequacy by formulating an insult based on my nickname, the history of

>which he clearly knows nothing about. Iceknife - what would we do without

>his repeated surenesses? It is sad to say that I know more about him than

>he realizes, a fact which makes him want to wildly specualte on my history

>in an attempt to randomly hit upon something that might cause me to have

>an emotional response. I on the other hand am fully aware of his panic

>buttons, and he knows it.

>

MY NAME IS ARM413770 FU69-nZ. I'M A HAPPY ANDROID OF THE MAGNUS

GENERATION!!!!!!! I WANT ANDROID PALS TO PLAY WITH!!!!!! I AM SMILEY

AND FUN LOVING, I AM FULLY PROGRAMMED TO BE *YOUR* FRIEND, I RESEMBLE

H.G.WELLS!!!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG ELECTRONOID KISS WITH MY

SUPER-FEELY ROBO-ANTENNA (RETRACTABLE)!!!!!!!!!

BzzzzzZZZZZZZZTTTtttttttt!!!!!!!!

>~Yeah, I thought not. So shut up already. In general. If it's supposed

>~to be a satire of goths, well, SATIRIZE HARDER, it musta faded in the

>~weather or something.

>

>Once again, a reference to the nickname given to me by freinds as an

>inside joke several years ago. Perhaps the inadequacy stems from having to

>make up his own nickname, as no one would give him one freely.

>

HELLO WORLD!!!!!! IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!! I WONDER HOW THE

WORLD WILL LOOK WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS BORING OLD MANUFACTURING

PLANT??????? IT'S SO SLIMY, AND YOU JUST WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW THE

PEOPLE HERE ARE!@!!!!!!!!! OR MAYBE THEY'RE ROBOTS TOO???!!!!!!!!

Bleep. Bleeeeeep. Bleeep. Bleep. Blip.

<powerdown>

[The last person to leave this thread must SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS].

Subject: Re: I WANT AN APOLOGY TOO

Date: 10 Oct 1996 16:46:28 GMT

From: Pkitty@cris.com (Pee Kitty)

Organization: Dobbstown Sane Asylum

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

 

Bleah.

DEATHCHICK and ICEKNIFE.

Reminds me of getting on the 3l33t boards...buncha warezdoods with single

penii and REALLY POWERFUL AND VICIOUS names..."CrushedSkull", "DethFlame",

"ANGEL of DEATH", "Black Widow", "Vindicator"...

I could kick BOTH yer asses, and if you don't shuddup, I WILL.

--

Purple Kitty, the Effeminate Wuss

Meow!

--

HellKat, TERRORIST PSYCHO of the HellFire Brigade

KILL!

--

Can't quite decide on the proper nick.....