It's how you FEEL about having bad credit that determines how

AWARE you are of Slack. You are continually upheld and

supported by Slack and only become aware of it when its

clarity or purity is disturbed by YOUR OWN thoughts. Slack

is ENTIRELY SUBJECTIVE, and is not given or taken away. It

is boundless, eternal and immeasurable since it has no

attributes and is not an attribute of any object of

perception. Slack is not possessed, but appreciated, KNOWN

by the slackful. If you have slack, and you KNOW it, clap

your hands.

 

POPE "O.J"'S FIRST NATIONAL STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS.

From: POPE 'O.J' Obi Juan Kennedy III

DEAR READERS OF EARTH.

 

I am POPE "O.J". My aim is to give you something you

already have. Something you've,.. MISPLACED,... shall we

say, ..and friends,....YES,.... it is the one thing,

THE one thing ....YOU,..... could never find on your own!,

Why not?

BECAUSE MOST OF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU DON'T

HAVE. WHY DON'T YOU KNOW?, .....BECAUSE THEY HAVE MADE

YOU FORGET EVERYTHING you have ever known that doesn't fit to

THEIR plan of how YOU should live your life, THEIR plan of

how YOU should think, THEIR plan of where YOU should go on

holiday, THEIR plan of how you should dress, THEIR plan of

everything.

 

THIS IS the way they control you, this is the way they make

you do what they want you to do, YOU are made to believe that

the choices you make, and the actions you take, are your

own, this is the way of the CONTROLLERS.

 

THIS IS THE WAY YOU ARE BEING CONTROLLED!

 

The reason I am telling you this is for your own good, what

good does it do me? I already know what you are about to

find out, I have seen it for myself, and it is this that

makes me want to show you how good life can be.

 

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, you can change the way you

are, you can be all the things you are not, you do not have

to struggle and toil to live a good life, the planet upon

which we live is a fruitful place when left to her own

natural devices.

 

YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE!

 

We are here to give you that chance of turning your life into

the fun park ride you dreamed of ALL THOSE YEARS AGO,

It could be the return of giant candyfloss balls as large as

your head . It could be a day by the sea. It could be the

box of chocolate you were given for your seventh birthday.

It could be all these things and more. What was it that made

childhood so much fun? Where is it now? WHERE WAS IT THEN?

 

The thing that made life so good when you were a child is the

same thing you don't have now. What you must do is remember

who you were when you were a child, regress to that past

incarnation,see the things around you as they were, see what

is different,try to find what you are looking for. For many

of you this will be a fruitless exercise,the conditioning of

the controllers will still be too strong for you to overcome

alone.

 

They have the ability to cloud your mind with the price of

washing powder, the calorie content of fish fingers,the

mortgage rates,the instability of some third world military

junta , all these things are put in front of the truly

important matters in life, purposefully ,to detract you from

the real issues that concern the way you live your life now

and in the future, you must learn to see through the

consciousness clouds of the con, that is the key, but not the

answer!

 

Think of the words left to us by our great leader J.R "BOB"

DOBBS, TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH. He was of

course referring to Slack, THE ANSWER IS SLACK !!. the one

thing no Subgenius can be without

[UNLIKE ALL THE SHIT YOU CAN DO WITHOUT FROM THE PINK BOYS

AND GOVERNMENTALISTS.]

 

Believe me brothers and sinisters, there is a lack of slack.

The controllers have taken it, it's our duty is to steal it

back.

 

It's been taken by the men in black who want to keep it in

their sack.

 

SLACK is the answer to all the things in life you could

possibly dream of, Slack gives us the time we need, Slack

gives us spare money to drink the devine liquor of visions,

Slack is the commodity which gives you an extra week in bed

with the haddock or nut of your choice,the fact is without

Slack you are the robotic glove puppet of the system who

stole your Slack in the first place, these are the ones who

gave you Terry Wogan three nights per week, THEN REPEATED IT

in an omnibus edition on Sunday afternoons, when they could

have shown one of those great films in which John Wayne kills

Gooks in the Florida Quays from the top of a Well's Fargo

stage coach full of Injuns, being driven at high speed by the

blonde bitch with the big titties out of Baywatch.

 

Remember people of "BOB", our prime objective is the gaining

of Slack, we must have Slack, as the Thelemite needs his

whore, the Subgenius needs Slack to give him the edge over

the Adversarians.

 

DEMAND YOUR RITE TO BE WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE!

BE WHAT YOU WON'T!

 

Be so fucking weird you'd never even get on channel 4, be

even weirder than those weird things on breakfast t.v., be

even more offensive than those COOL, TRENDY , JERK OFF

TEENAGERS WHO PRESENT THE ACNE RIDDEN TEENYVISION PROGRAMMES,

do they really hang out with JANET STREET- PORTER ? AND IF

SO WHY ? Who wants to go anywhere where Janet

Street-porters' pstenche could be lingering around the rim,

or under the seat .

 

Hell, that's another point, public facilities.

WHAT happened to the good old sub-terrainian, fully tiled

public lavatories we had, or rather they gave us in order to

stop us pissing in the street, as was the custom many moons

ago, yes you guessed it, they filled them in when they

invented the pay as you go Techno-pisspot. Fully automated,

self cleaning with stainless steel surrounds to everything,

the only problem is, 50% of people don't know what the hell

they are, whilst the other 50% piss their pants 'cos the

fuckin' thing won't accept anything smaller than a fifty

pound note.

 

THESE ARE THE THINGS THEY DO TO TAKE YOUR SLACK. If that

isn't blatant violation of your SLACK what the hell is?.

Until you wake up they will just keep doing this to you. YOU

will be the undead victim of the conspiracy vampire. THEY

will drain your SLACK until you can no longer fight them off,

but like the Transylvanian Count they will not kill you and

put you out of your misery, HELL NO, that would be too much

like giving you some slack back, which would be almost as bad

to them as not taking your slack in the first place. No, their

plan is to keep you alive as long as possible to ensure their

slack supply is abundant and accessable at all times .

 

UNLESS YOU ALLOW "BOB" TO HELP YOU FIND THE THING IN LIFE

THAT GIVES YOU THE SLACK YOU NEED YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE

CLUTCHES OF THE EVIL SPACEBANKERS .

 

They WILL take everything from you. They WILL claim that you

should be grateful for having the opportunity to be in such a

position.

....................................................BULLSHIT!.

 

THEY ARE SYSTEMATICALLY STRIPING US OF THE THINGS WE NEED TO

BE REAL PEOPLE

 

What about the way everything costs more every year ?

 

WHAT ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN INFLATION FESTIVAL EVERY YEAR? AND

THEY ALWAYS DO IT JUST BEFORE YULETIDE, THE ANCIENT PAGAN

FESTIVAL OF LIGHT, MERRIMENT, INDULGENCE AND SLEEPING OFF THE

EFFECT OF THE LIQUOR OF VISIONS, WHICH I MIGHT ADD IS GETTING

EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE (BUT NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS THE LICKER OF

VISIONARIES). THIS ALL LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT NOT ONLY

WHEN THOSE LATIN BASTARDS STOLE ALL OUR DAYS OF THE GODDESS

AND TURNED THEM INTO DAZE OF REVERENCE FOR THE SPACEBANKERS,

THEY ALSO HAD THE PLAN TO ERADICATE ALL NON-CONFORMISTS EVEN

THEN BY REMOVING THE GIANT SLACK GENERATOR WHICH SAT UPON

STONEHENGE LIKE A GIANT EGG CRADLED IN A MAGNIFICENT WELSH

STONE EGG CUP .

 

IT WASN'T ME IT WAS "BOB" !

 

NO NOT I FOR I AM ONLY THE SOLID STATE TRANSISTORISED LOUD

HAILER OF "BOB", THE WORDS WHICH SPEW TORRENTIALY FROM MY

MOUTH ORGAN ARE MESSAGES, IMPLANTED BY "BOB" HIMSELF. YES MY

CONGREGATION , I FEEL THE TONGUE OF THE EPOPT RANTING AND

RAMPAGING THROUGH ME WITH THE FORCE OF A SPEEDING FREIGHT

TRAIN.

 

You may think you're all alone, but "BOB" is here, he is with

us all he is all things, yes "BOB" is the floor we stand upon,

"BOB" is the girl you pass on the bus everyday, "BOB" is

the bus, "BOB" is the dandelion, "BOB" is the paraquat,

"BOB" is the haddock, "BOB" is the nut.

 

See! the things I am telling you are true. The words you

are hearing are the words of a thousand generations brought

to you through the power of the church of Dobbsian

evilangelistics of great britain the new exiting church for

the end of the MILLENNIUM.

 

More than a Church, a Family. A loving family of like

minded free thinkers who have cast of the coils of the snake

godaliens, and liberated THEMSELVES from the bondage of the

babylonian sexdevil.

 

THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE FAITH IN "BOB"... LET ME TELL

YOU OF THE PATH TO SLACK. THIS PATH IS CONCISE AND TO THE

POINT. IT WILL HELP YOU FIND THE THINGS OF WHICH THE VOICE

OF DOBBS SPEAKS, IF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME DUES

PAYING MEMBERS OF THIS RAPIDLY GROWING ORGANISATION.

A FULLY INCLUSIVE MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION TELLING YOU HOW TO

APPLY TO THE CLENCH WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS WE GET A

P.O.NUMBER, THE STARTER PACK TO "BOB" WILL BE IN THE FISCAL

REGION OF $30.

 

THE REST OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ONLY PAID UP MEMBERS WILL BE

GUARANTEED PASSAGE ABOARD THE GIANT SHIPS OF THE ALIEN

LIBERATORS COME X-DAY. THE WAY I SEE IT IS YOU'LL NEVER GET

TO ZION WITHOUT "BOB"'S HELP SO STOP YOUR BLEATING ON AND PAY

THE FUCKIN' MONEY OR YOU'RE PINK AND YOU'RE STAYING.

THERE'LL BE NO SNEAKING ABOARD.

 

"BOB" CAN PSTENCHE A PINK AT FIVE MILES AND THE SECRET WEAPON

OF THE SUBGENIUS WILL BE UNLEASHED WITH YOUR SCENT IN IT'S

NOSTRILS IF YOU COULD CALL THEM NOSTRILS. NO MATTER WHAT

THEY ARE, IT WILL FIND YOU, IT WILL KILL YOU VICIOUSLY, BUT

THIS WILL BE MERCIFUL COMPARED TO WHAT COULD HAPPEN.

DO WHAT MUST BE DONE!!

 

THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT YOU MUST NOW SEEK "BOB"!!

 

FROM:- POPE "O.J" s forthcoming BESTSELLER,

THE BOOK OF DELIVERIES.