"I Can't Believe It's Not Slack!"
Yes, now you can have all the rich taste and fresh scent of actual Slack
without that annoying sloth and laziness that may interfere with your job
and purchasing habits! It's "I Can't Believe It's Not Slack"! Fat-free,
cholesterol-free and best of all, Slack-Free - but only you will know that
it isn't real Texas-grown Slack!
"How can he have so much Slack and yet hold down two jobs AND work
overtime?" your friends and neighbors wonder. Only you will know that
it's thanks to "I Can't Believe It's Not Slack"!
Available in your local supermarket, right next to the frozen gutted
- The IrReverend Friday Jones