Subject: nessie

Date: Sun, 05 Oct 1997 00:02:29 -0500

From: kevbob.NOSPAM@ecsis.net (kevbob)

Organization: the end of the beginning

Newsgroups: alt.slack

another classic, rather unwell received, as all genius is.

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Nessie's on crack,

my mom just shot my pastor,

in the head,

nessie swam by, didn't say hi, just swam, swam, swam..

Dude's kilt is hiked up,

hitchin' to Skye,

Crack pipe's broken,

nessie flyin in the clear blue sky, fly, fly, fly

Blood's a pool on the kitchen floor,

swim at your own risk

no lifeguard on duty,

nessie's a hemophiliac bleedin in a tree, drip dry, drip dry, drip drip

The star's are fallin' from the

penthouse balcony,

look, it's candice bergon

nessie's lightyears away, shinin'.shinin',shinin'

this is you, this is your brain,

no it's an egg.

crack smoke is blowin in my eye,

nessie's coughin blood, hack, hack, hack, hacck,

the roof is leakin, water's

poorin on my head,

plumber's drowned,

nessie's puttin shingles on, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam.

nessie's on crack, what's the

world comin to?

tammy faye's runnin in my rearview,

nessie's a sinner, REPENT< REPENT< REPENT..