}I think Lou sucks. Let's gang up on him and take his lunch money.
Go ahead. It's incredibly easy. He'll see you coming and hand it to you
before you ask, and then offer to go home and gets some cookies for you.
Then he'll invite you to come home with him and break his toys, and
punch himself to give himself a bloody nose so you don't have to hurt
your hand. He takes all the fun out of it before you ever get to have
any, and when you get tired of it, he WON'T STOP. He'll be standing
outside your window at night wearing a t-shirt with a bulls-eye on it
and a handful of rocks for you, like a reverse Freddy Kruger. You will
awake screaming from dreams of big ole cow-eyed Lou pictures on velvet
hanging in endless corridors which you run through trying to chase all
the KICK ME signs on the backsides of a million Lou's.
Encourage not the noodger.
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(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist