Subject: Re: no sleep till Dobbstown

Date: 13 Sep 1997 21:05:40 -0400

From: (Doktor DynaSoar Iridium)


Organization: Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot

Newsgroups: alt.slack

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"Rev Zorro White" <> collapsed wave functions that formed:

}Anybody been to Dobbstown? I'm just asking 'cos it seems to me like I need

}to slack off and I hear the drugs are pretty good down in Southeast Asia.


}anybody knows where I can find beta-phenethylamine? ketamin?


Got none of them, but I DO got some

coughing-up-so-much-blood-that-you-suddenly-learn-to-pray-ers. And I

reckon I could trade some of those for some


-but-jack-off-and-say-"moo"-ers. Go get some

found-walking-down-the-interstate-naked-ers, and we'll have a party.


(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist

ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA

Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius




Oh, man! The guy just down the street just got some of those

fly-in-an-f117-and-moon-the-ghost-of-mother-theresa-at-mach-99-ers and I went

over there with some of my



preparation-for-the-sodomy-er's, and this other guy brought over some


dirt-and-tees-off-on-your-dismembered-member-ers, and we took a whole bucnh of

each and start acting funny so the cops came, but that was alright, because

the cops brought over some makes-your-piles-less-itchy-


pores-ers. Man, that was a day.


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Dang, you gots the good stuff. Alls we gots here is some leftover

can't-find-my-ass-with-both-hands, some grind-your-molars-to-powder-

while-looking-laid-back, two hits of don't-know-whether-to-shit-or-

wind-my-watch and some really stale pass-out-while-vomiting-into-the-

forsythias. Guy next door had some what-were-we-just-talking-


but he split for Maine the other day.














you will get a higher yield of morphine using the poppy straw extraction

method than slicing the pods for opium. the entire plant contains

alkaloids, and the roots contain nearly the same concentration of morphine

as the pods. you can slice the pods to get opium before you dry the plant

for extraction. To extract the plant, dry the whole thing, leaves, roots

and all and grind it in a blender. poppies contain a substance called

meconoic acid, and the alkaloids for the most part exist in the plant as a

salt of this acid, and so are water soluble. you should extract the straw

at least three times with warm water, and evaprate it to a manageable

amount. filter it to remove plant solids. to extract the morphine, heat

the poppy extract in a solution of lime water. this will precipitate most

the alkaloids and the meconoic acid as calcium mecanoate. The morphine

and codeine will remaine in solution. raising the pH of the solution to 9

with ammonia will precipitate the morphine and codeine and you can filter

it out using very fine filter paper, and preferably running the filtrate

through a millipore filter to get any you missed. morphine is unusual

among plant alkaloids, being practically insoluble in most organic

solvents. the free base is less soluble in ether than in water. codeine

base is freely soluble in ether. washing the morphine with ether three

times will remove most of the codeine. you now should have a morphine

base that is better than 95% purity. to make it souble in water, simply

dissolve it in a dilute solution of hydrochloric acid, adding more acid

untill all of the solid is dissolved. if the solution is still slightly

brown, it can be decolred with activated carbon. filter the carbon out and

evaporate the water, and you have nearly pure morphine hydrochloride. if

you want to make heroin, simply convert the salt back to the base using

ammonia like before and heat the base with acetic anhydride (three parts

acetic anyhydride to one part base) under reflux at 85 degrees centigrade

for six hours. distill off the excess acetic anhydride and mix the residue

with water. raise the pH to 9 with ammonia and heroin base will

precipitate out. filter and convert to hydrochloride the same way as