Subject: Help Me Unmask SP! Ya Sleaze - Or I Won't Destroy Ya - God Sent Me!!

Date: 24 Aug 1997 01:54:25 GMT

From: Rev IMKnott <a.oop@worldnet.att.net>

Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

I'd be inclined to dismiss this as a troll, but I've been in churches and

there REALLY ARE people in there who talk like this Holy Wanker.

I'm not kidding - I've even gotten some of them to shake my hand or pass

by mirrors to make sure it wasn't all a figment of my imagination.

OK:

--> now Gawd created the Church of the Subgenius; or SATAN created the

Church of the SubGenius

-which is it?-

A or B-

A - SATAN.....

if SATAN (wooooooooooo) created the CotSG, it was so God could

chastise the SINNERS. Just like Nebuchanezzer did God's work by

chastizing the Israelites for not listening to their PROPHETS (go

JEREMIAH!). Now if you're one of the deceivers who claim SATAN can do

things w/o God's permission (OH NO! UH-UH), then you are "harming the

body of Christ" and the wrath of the Lord will fall on you like the

mountains.

B - God

if God (yaaaaaaaaay) created the CotSG, what in HELL ARE YOU DOING

CALLING FOR ITS DESTRUCTION! That's the SAME CRIME that SATAN committed

and for which HE was DAMNED! WHY do you HINDER and OBSTRUCT the works of

GOD?!!!!!! Don't you think GOD KNOWS what a bunch of two-faced

hypocrites you are? You TOO SMART for GOD ARE YOU? Wouldn't GOD send US

like NEBUCHADNEZZER to CHASTISE you for your BLASPHEMIES and HYPOCRISY, O

WORSHIPPER OF MAMMON?!!!!!! Don't WE like NEBUCHADNEZZER run around

EATING GRASS and MOOING LIKE A COW?!!!!!!!!!

 

- you better get your dirty butt to church REAL QUICK and beg God to

forgive your arrogance - but the Bible says there is NO mercy for those

who tempt Him- so you're fooked, MrChristian.

Sorry bout that........