Subject: Help Me Unmask SP! Ya Sleaze - Or I Won't Destroy Ya - God Sent Me!!
Date: 24 Aug 1997 01:54:25 GMT
From: Rev IMKnott <email@example.com>
Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services
I'd be inclined to dismiss this as a troll, but I've been in churches and
there REALLY ARE people in there who talk like this Holy Wanker.
I'm not kidding - I've even gotten some of them to shake my hand or pass
by mirrors to make sure it wasn't all a figment of my imagination.
--> now Gawd created the Church of the Subgenius; or SATAN created the
Church of the SubGenius
-which is it?-
A or B-
A - SATAN.....
if SATAN (wooooooooooo) created the CotSG, it was so God could
chastise the SINNERS. Just like Nebuchanezzer did God's work by
chastizing the Israelites for not listening to their PROPHETS (go
JEREMIAH!). Now if you're one of the deceivers who claim SATAN can do
things w/o God's permission (OH NO! UH-UH), then you are "harming the
body of Christ" and the wrath of the Lord will fall on you like the
B - God
if God (yaaaaaaaaay) created the CotSG, what in HELL ARE YOU DOING
CALLING FOR ITS DESTRUCTION! That's the SAME CRIME that SATAN committed
and for which HE was DAMNED! WHY do you HINDER and OBSTRUCT the works of
GOD?!!!!!! Don't you think GOD KNOWS what a bunch of two-faced
hypocrites you are? You TOO SMART for GOD ARE YOU? Wouldn't GOD send US
like NEBUCHADNEZZER to CHASTISE you for your BLASPHEMIES and HYPOCRISY, O
WORSHIPPER OF MAMMON?!!!!!! Don't WE like NEBUCHADNEZZER run around
EATING GRASS and MOOING LIKE A COW?!!!!!!!!!
- you better get your dirty butt to church REAL QUICK and beg God to
forgive your arrogance - but the Bible says there is NO mercy for those
who tempt Him- so you're fooked, MrChristian.
Sorry bout that........