Subject: Re: Conspiracy On The Rise

Date: Sun, 07 Sep 1997 12:19:42 GMT

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Organization: LanMinds, Inc. (Not Responsible for Content)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 

Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

>Previously, Scott Yancy wrote:

>: Second, if you look at alt.slack posts, there is very little

>: eschatologizing and such going on. Very little higher spiritual

>: function. Very little, indeed, of any sort of purpose.

 

>Hey, Scott? Blow it out your ass.

>--

>_________________

>revjack@radix.net

 

Gee wizz, Jack! Maybe you should respect his determination and

direction! This is a highly motivated, high-minded young fella with

stars in his eyes and a passionate sense of purpose... but you know

what's best about his attitude? His concern for our spiritual growth

is touching. Maybe he's right... maybe we're lost animals scratching

in the dirt for dead bugs to eat. Maybe we need to hold an

international round-robin style forum and out of that form a comitee

to establish and proclaim a set of standardized, codified goals and

purposes for this newsgroup, the individual members, and the church.

 

We could set up a real heirarchy to keep the minutes, lead the

prayer(s), review old business, and maintain parlimentary proceedure

as per Roberts Rules Of Order. The forces of chaos are encroaching,

and we can only stem the tide of anarchy and madness with order,

discipline, and the sure and certain hand of divine purpose in the

form of rigorous punishment for deviation from those established goals

set forth in the new by-laws.

 

On the other hand, I could just KILL this pointless, spineless,

MINDLESS gwat and grind his fucking SKULL into powder for hand talc in

a pool hall in Soggy Arabia, because he's got his "protestant

werk-ethic (rape my world and mind and body so I die poor and stupid)"

jammed so far up his ass that his head and both thumbs'll have to be

blasted out of the way first before it can be yanked out with a dozen

hemostats and a shop-vac.

 

Scottie, little yap-dawg, the SOLE EXPRESSED PURPOSE OF ALT.SLACK IS

TO TRY AND GET YOU TO KILL YOURSELF, THEREBY MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR

MORE ADVANCED LIFE FORMS LIKE TICS AND DICK-SHIT-WORMS AND ASS MOLD.

 

how's THAT for a PURPOSE, Captain Bottom-Problem?

 

Am I making your dry, tight poopie-hole slam shut with a <SNAP>?

You can tell yer little sphincty it's too late... you've already been

violated.

 

Know what happens when a pinkboy gets SLACK? That's right...

colitis. The colon has spazz attacks, and the butt keeps ka-chunkin'

even though there's no shit to push out... and yer asshole makes like

a snapping turtle.

 

That's you, Scottie... better think about having all those HOLES on ya

sewn up, or THINGS and STUFF will CRAWL UP INSIDE YOU, just like you

think they will! BUGS and DICKS and OOOGLY THINGS will get all up in

your crack and NEST AND SPAWN, and lacking PURPURPUR-PUSS as they do,

you'll have to BURN them out with NAPALM and MELTED VELVEETA!

damn, how do you manage to be YOUR OWN BRAIN NAZI???

 

pretty cool! ever consider joining the Jim Rose Circus? yer gross!