Subject: DIANETICS AND *YOU*
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 1997 13:07:33 GMT
From: email@example.com (ICEKNIFE)
Organization: LanMinds, Inc. (Not Responsible for Content)
TIRED of hearing about your "limitations" from small minded people?
SEARCHING for answers in a world that seems to be getting more and
NEED answers, and need them now?
HAND-eye coordination not what it could be? No sense of direction?
JOB getting you down? Personal life unfulfilling?
NOW, there's hope and help, in just 4 easy, quick steps!
1.Buy *Dianetics* by L.Ron Hubbard
2.Tear out the pages individually. Fold them into little origami bats.
3.Fuck your face with them.
4.Die for lack of face-fucking-dianetic-origami-bat-anidote-sperm
3.Set them on fire and dump them into the New York Stock Exchange.
see? see? it's good! yum! have some!