Subject: DIANETICS AND *YOU*

Date: Sun, 07 Sep 1997 13:07:33 GMT

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Organization: LanMinds, Inc. (Not Responsible for Content)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

TIRED of hearing about your "limitations" from small minded people?

 

SEARCHING for answers in a world that seems to be getting more and

more complex?

 

NEED answers, and need them now?

 

HAND-eye coordination not what it could be? No sense of direction?

 

JOB getting you down? Personal life unfulfilling?

 

NOW, there's hope and help, in just 4 easy, quick steps!

 

1.Buy *Dianetics* by L.Ron Hubbard

2.Tear out the pages individually. Fold them into little origami bats.

3.Fuck your face with them.

4.Die for lack of face-fucking-dianetic-origami-bat-anidote-sperm

pudding.

OR:

3.Set them on fire and dump them into the New York Stock Exchange.

4.RUN!

see? see? it's good! yum! have some!