Subject: Re: normals everywhere!
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 1997 16:21:46 -0400
From: Pastor Craig <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Organization: Erol's Internet Services
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5
> email@example.com (Dave Lynch) wrote:
> >I never make eye contact in the first place. I'm starting to get the
> >Syd Barrett look down. A glazed stare as if there was nothing left in
> >my head. When combined with a good deal of my nervous tics-
> >obsessively scratching my arms, muttering under my breath, going a
> >week without shaving, occasionally volunteering with utterly
> >irrelevant material (Subgenius dogma works well for this), I'm pretty
> >well left alone. However, this wasn't my aim in the first place and
> >in fact none of these little tics are in any way conscious. Oh well.
> Hey Dave, dunno why you bother. Judging from that shot of you and
> "a friend" <shudder> - you'd get the same effect in a sober pinstripe
> suit and a warm smile.. Maybe the two of you should team up with
> pastor craig and start a circus.. maybe the thr
Because there already is a SubGenius circus troup: Circus Apocalypse
featuring Dave Apocalypse and Andrew the Impaled. From them we get
the now standard Subgenius cerimony standard opening:
"LADIES and GENITILIA,
What you are about to see is real.
What you are about to see is real!
What you are about to see is real!!
What you are about to see is real!!!
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS REAL!!!!
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS REAL!!!!!
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS REAL!!!!!!
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS REAL!!!!!!!
This is reality, baby, up close and in your face."