Subject: BODY PARTS OVER MOSCOW

Date: Fri, 01 Aug 1997 01:31:23 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

Hey, dwoofus, lopping of limbs and rotting teeth is not DESSERTS it's

our FUCKING BIRTHRIGHT.

 

Yep. You heard me. You are obviously too young or too STOOPID to

figure this out for yourself. It's my pleasure to point these little

things out. Get yourself a 100% tooth extraction, some nice shiny

dentures and glue them ALL OVER and just SHUT UP AND STARVE.

 

Moscow: now THAT reminds me of the whole reason that I currently watch

too much TV. Last night I learned this new thing. Apparently, during

the second world war in Russia, the women were not restricted to

administering first aid and driving trucks, but were actually trained

and sent out as bomber pilots.

 

Some of these babushkas flew as many as EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY

fucking missions. The catch was that they were given wobbly wooden

biplanes with which to deliver their explosive offerings to the Nazis,

they were supposed to fly only at night AND they didn't rate

parachutes. A few of them lived to brag about it. Only the Saw-veets

could come up with something this brutal and beautiful.

 

I am feeling so CUDDLY ABOUT COMMUNISM.

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Subject: Re: BODY PARTS OVER MOSCOW

Date: 1 Aug 1997 23:06:28 GMT

From: Wolf@Doggie.doo (B9 Predator)

Organization: K9 Alliance

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 

(Schnip)

Only the Saw-veets could come up with something this brutal and beautiful.

You call that brutal? How about their "dog mines"? They trained German

Shepards to crawl under vehicles by putting food under them. Once trained,

they strapped 2 kilo's of TNT to their backs and set them loose behind

enemy lines.

 

DOGS DAMMIT! They duped the masters of slack! BLASPHEMY!!!!!!

 

Subject: Re: BODY PARTS OVER MOSCOW

Date: Sat, 02 Aug 1997 02:39:02 GMT

From: lurch@ahhh, fuckit.com (RevLurch)

Reply-To: The Man in The Cooter Shell

Organization: slugs

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

Wolf@Doggie.doo (B9 Predator) wrote:

>(Schnip)

>Only the Saw-veets could come up with something this brutal and beautiful.

>You call that brutal? How about their "dog mines"? They trained German

>Shepards to crawl under vehicles by putting food under them. Once trained,

>they strapped 2 kilo's of TNT to their backs and set them loose behind

>enemy lines.

 

Or their habit of using penal battallions (usually made up of soldiers

who committed some henious crime like failing to stop german tanks by

clogging up the treads with their guts and skulls and such) as human

minesweepers.

 

There's lots more.

 

"It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Soviet Army."

----Joe Stalin

 

 

 

lurch