Subject:BIG-ass SNAKES! YAAAA!

Date: Sun, 07 Sep 1997 13:30:02 GMT

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Organization: LanMinds, Inc. (Not Responsible for Content)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

i like snakes. really i do.

but

but

but

in the office? huh? our office manager (for reasons beyond ANYONE but

"Bob"'s dumbass comprehention) invited someone to keep a couple of

goddamn 12 foot pythons in the fucking office!

now, normally, who cares, right?

except,

but,

uh,

we smoke a LOT of frop at the office...

these VERY BIG SERPENTS could wind up with the MUNCHIES...

and being in a primate host-body, I am duly concerned.

turns out they both seem to like me a lot... go figure.

so do kids and dogs and other small creatures.

they HATE the office manager. he's a LOT smaller

than I am... maybe they think he's food.

 

please don't reply to this. before usenet, people like you used to

read something called READER'S DIGEST, or if they were hard-core

pozerfroots, CLIFF NOTES. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND READ A BOOK!

MEET SOMEONE! SEE A SHOW! YOU FUCKING TECHNOGEEK FAGGOT!

 

I tell you this because I love you, and because without me you are

NOTHING.