Subject:BIG-ass SNAKES! YAAAA!
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 1997 13:30:02 GMT
From: email@example.com (ICEKNIFE)
Organization: LanMinds, Inc. (Not Responsible for Content)
i like snakes. really i do.
in the office? huh? our office manager (for reasons beyond ANYONE but
"Bob"'s dumbass comprehention) invited someone to keep a couple of
goddamn 12 foot pythons in the fucking office!
now, normally, who cares, right?
we smoke a LOT of frop at the office...
these VERY BIG SERPENTS could wind up with the MUNCHIES...
and being in a primate host-body, I am duly concerned.
turns out they both seem to like me a lot... go figure.
so do kids and dogs and other small creatures.
they HATE the office manager. he's a LOT smaller
than I am... maybe they think he's food.
please don't reply to this. before usenet, people like you used to
read something called READER'S DIGEST, or if they were hard-core
pozerfroots, CLIFF NOTES. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND READ A BOOK!
MEET SOMEONE! SEE A SHOW! YOU FUCKING TECHNOGEEK FAGGOT!
I tell you this because I love you, and because without me you are