Subject: Re: Ein slackisch Deutsch Gedicht

Date: Sun, 12 Oct 1997 20:18:32 -0400

From: "Rev. Random the Other" <cmcjp02@nt.com>

Organization: TOXIC COW

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

 

I took the liberty of translating this as it relates

to X-day...

 

 

Dr. Ginsu wrote:

>

> WERNER BERGENGRUEN

Worms Begin to Turn

>

> Die Luege

The Loss

>

> Wo ist das Volk, das dies schadlos an seiner Seele ertruege?

Woe to the tiny car that dies sadly with it's old steel rusted

> Jahre und Jahre war unsre taegliche Nahrung die Luege.

"Bob" and "Bob's" war against the glitched-up Normals who lose.

> Festlich hoben sie an, bekraenzten Maschinen und Pfluege,

It will be a festival of brazen machinery and flying pigs,

> sprachen von Freiheit und Brot, und alles, alles war Luege.

speaking of frying and sausage, and all - ALL- will lose.

> Borgten von heldischer Vorzeit aufrauschende Adlerfluege,

Robots from hell beyond will serve them up with cream sauce

> ruehmten in Vaetern sich selbst, und alles, alles war Luege.

marinating in their own sick juices, and all - ALL - will lose.

> Durch die Strassen marschierten die endlosen Fahnenzuege,

Dr Lurch will hunt in the street for enlow and others

with machine guns that make fart noises,

> Glocken droehnten dazu, und alles, alles war Luege.

And his Glock too, drowning their screams, and all - ALL will lose.

> Nicht nach totem Gesetz bemassen sie Lobspruch und Ruege,

Not to mention toting them in mass to the street corner,

> Lieben riefen sie an, und alles, alles war Luege.

where his rifle will lay them down and all - ALL - will lose.

> Duerres sollte erbluehn! Sie wussten sich keine Genuege

During this solumn obliteration! The wusses can't argue

> in der Verheissung des Heils, und alles, alles war Luege.

with the Song of Hell, and all - ALL, will lose.

> Noch das Blut an den Haenden, umflorten sie Aschenkruege,

Only they with blood on their hands, unafraid of the action/killing

> sangen der Toten Ruhm, und alles, alles war Luege.

will sing of the Total Ruin, and all - ALL - will lose.

> Luege atmeten wir. Bis ins innerste Herzgefuege

Lost, those humans were. But on the interstate in hearses

> sickerte, Tropfen fuer Tropfen, der giftige Nebel der Luege.

snickering, while they drop and drop, the gifted Cause the losses.

> Und wir schrieen zur Hoelle, gewuergt, erstickt von der Luege,

And we're madder than Hell, and worse, while sticking them with loss

> dass im Strahl der Vernichtung die Wahrheit herniederschluege.

because in the streets we're running low on ammunition for war.

>

> (I appreciate this one for its X-Day overtones.)

>

> Keep It Up,

> Dr. Ginsu

 

And the moral is: Be Sure To Stockpile Enough Ammo.

This is PROPHECY, so take it seriously and prepare.

 

Rev. Random the Other

*gesundheit*