Subject: Re: To build Dobbstown...

Date: Mon, 13 Oct 1997 00:43:04 GMT

From: (Doktor D)

Organization: Occidental Ministries

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4


On Fri, 10 Oct 1997 17:00:58 GMT,

toopee.or.notoupee@King.Yabbo's.Yoghurt.Grill (Aerosol Toupee) wrote:

>that is, and always has been, the best way to save it. >Fuckin' Dying I mean. Or fuckin' killin'. That works too, >if you ain't sqeamish. But fuckin' (by itself) is what >fucked it up.

What the HAILL you talkin' about, boy? We ain't gonna FIGHT the goddamned Conspiracy to death, we is gonna FUCK them assholes to death! You DON'T CUT OF THE HEAD OF THE GODDAMNED HYDRA! The DEADLIEST WEAPON the Subgenius owns is the ORGASM. Remember that.

Oh, and the final word on "Colonies":

"If you live in a small town

You might meet a dozen or two

Young alien types who step out"- DEVO

Y'see, there be YETI in our midst this VERY SECOND! Instead of WITHDRAWING OUR SLACK DEPOSITS from the SOUL OF THE CONSPIRACY, it's JUST AS EFFECTIVE to spread the SEEDS OF SLACK right where you stand RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE! Take your Slack and stand with it until you are DRIVEN out. When they try to KILL us, THEN shall we act in concert.

Until then, BUILD THE RANKS!


"You were s'posed to laugh!"- Zippy