ARTICLES of TRUTH XI


CotSG LICENSED MINISTERS are Not Afraid

To Take the BULL by the Horns


MORE Confrontation

MORE Prevarication

MORE Obfuscation

and

MORE Castration

than ANY Other Religion


'That which does not kill us makes us stronger'






TESTIFICATION of the GODS

Slack Suckers and Slack Wasters
What kind of Bullet will YOU be?
Forgeting About Jesus
12 Steps of Boboholics Anonymous
Arguments for the Existence of "Bob"
True Slack vs. False Slack
Hold on to your CAPROLITHS
If You Connect the Dots
The Wonderful Smiths
Pinkness Can Appear Cute
JHVH-1 is a vicious, mucus dripping space alien
I am Pope "O.J."
The Tournamaat of Omar Palmyyr
"I Can't Believe It's Not Slack!"
Superior
We Are the Other People
Astounding Breakthrough in Guerrilla Marketing!
Wuss Vandals Get Hassled By The Man
Cuteness and "Bob"
YEEYEEYEEYEE! I am the Yeti Hermes!
WHEN "BOB" CAME TO MY SCHOOL AT CHRISTMAS
SubGenius in Cambodia
The CONspiracy Works on Our TRUST In The System
"Help Lord--The Devil Wants Me Fat!"
How DARE you ask, Mutherfucker!
NESSIE's on Crack
"Bob" is NOT the Answer
Mother Theresa Sent to Hell
"Bad place to put the trigger"
The ONLY Thing to Have is Slack
Diamonds in a Goat's Ass
Last Night I had a Vision of Dobbs
Slack Purity Test
Final Prophetic Interview
SOME things we DON'T joke about
Frozen Delight
Obscurity War
CYBERSEX
I've Fucked PLENTY with the Humans
I HAVE A DREAM
Working a CON Job is NOT necessarily an Evil Sellout
"I've got their Treasure"
Homecoming Dance
Sparky the Synchronistic Fish
Delusions
Antidepressants
Lemmy is an AirBreather!
Checkin' in
55,000 killer-victim Rwandan Hutu refugees
Another Newbie Saved
PROOF of SATAN!
Chat Room Trauma
Tiger and Crane
Like a Reverse Freddy Kruger
JHVH-1 is a bumbling demiurge
I am not a "slacker"
Jerks
NO ONE IS HIP
Part of the Deprogramming Lesson
Fashion and Violence
Advice
Anarchist Poetry For Pink Floyd and God
ON THE MARIAN IMAGERY IN _THE TERMINATOR_
Slack Drugs
Outlawing Sunlight
STUFF I LEARNED FROM TV
New Gun Law
ON THE NEED TO BREAK THE MOULD
genesis
Pedophilia, Conspiracy Style
Kitten in the Compost
My Hate by A Pink
my only recourse
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND MY OVARIES!
I have the spirituality of a tape dispenser
Exterminate learning and there will no longer be worries
Wow! People can die!
Abandoned Landmines are Bad
A or B
"Hey, Scott? Blow it out your ass."
Urgent SOS
Happy Holloween!
The Seven Deadly Sins Of Gilligan
LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT
Make Penis Fast!
Cheap Yucks
EUROPEAN CULTURE
Captains of Industry
Enlow Shot!
DIANETICS AND *YOU*
What you are about to see is real
Church Nukes
Mention Charlie
Burroughs
A wonderful way of avoiding truths about yourself
SF Booze Review
BODY PARTS OVER MOSCOW
Bleeding Hearts Pee My Gland
More Bleeding Heart Pee
"Bob" is a TOOL
bap bap bap
Things I love about my new job!
Ban Everything
Hippie cornflake zombie spaceship
negative twenty-two dollars until payday
Victor Pardo, yogic flyer
Professor Sigmund Voyde
Email Virus ALERT!
Big Ass Snakes!
You are beneath contempt
Just say FUCK NO to Pinks
more anarchist poetry for the worker's revolution
hehe
ordinary laws of nature
So is this what this thread is all about?
Freud said
The whimper of the neurotic Subgenius youth
Kibology vs. SubGenius
Translation of first major article in Japanese on SubG
Incendiary
Herbert the Mindfuck
Hate with no purpose
It's all self-fulfilling
I think we're all from Mars
El Físico Nuclear
Ein slackisch Deutsch Gedicht
Stochastic culturosexualism
The DEADLIEST WEAPON the Subgenius owns is the ORGASM
Pinks CANNOT have Slack, only False Slack
Alien Economies
We really DO live in a police state
A Bad Experience with the local RCMP
Somewhere it HAS to stop

Gimme MORE of this stuff!


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