Subject: Re: Boston Devival review (Holocaustals vs Ivangelicals = FRAUD!)
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 15:54:19 -0700
From: "Rev. Boblight" <blight@u.washington.edu>
Organization: Monkey Agitation Network
Newsgroups: alt.slack
References: 1 , 2 , 3
Crazy Bob wrote:
> Aiiyeeeeee!! What I just CANNOT understand about this whole
> Ivangelical/Holocaustal "rift" is the whole dualism bullshit... DUALISMS
> are, in essence, TOOLS of the CON!!! If you truly wish to use the CON
> rather than be used by it, you have to recognize these CONvenient LIES
> they try to feed us- good vs evil, right vs wrong, black vs white,
> holocaustal vs ivangelical... IT'S ALL A SHAM!!!
CANNOT vs. can
Dualism vs. non-dualism
CON vs. us
use vs. be used
LIES vs. truth
SHAM vs. not a sham
> We're supposed to be SPLITTING OFF from groups, NOT joining IN!!! This
> whole HvI anti-schism is nothing but a great BIG HUGE mistake!
supposed to be vs. not supposed to be
SPLITTING OFF vs. joining IN
mistake vs. correct course of action
> I for one REFUSE to take part in this suspiciously GLORPISH behavior!
REFUSE vs. accept
GLORPISH vs. non-GLORPISH
> As such, I am now and quite officially declaring myself an Ivacaustical,
> and when the final battle cames I will do everything to subvert the
> dualism! I will change sides at random! I will turn more coats than that
> factory in Burlington! I will sow chaos! I will offer unintelligence to
> BOTH sides! I will SPY on MYSELF!!! I urge EVERYBODY to JOIN me in
> SPLITTING off into their OWN faction OF one!!!!!
now vs. another time
officially vs. unofficially
myself vs. everything else
Ivacaustical vs. everything else
subvert vs. promote
I won't continue. You obviously have far to go before extinguishing the
taint of dualism from your life, given its prevalence even in your
communication regarding its obsolescence. I'd suggest that you begin by
giving up English, a notoriously dualistic language, and then Western
thought as a whole. I look forward to your report.
- Rev. Boblight
Copy Editor of the Elder Gods