Subject: Re: Boston Devival review (Holocaustals vs Ivangelicals = FRAUD!)

Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 15:54:19 -0700

From: "Rev. Boblight" <blight@u.washington.edu>

Organization: Monkey Agitation Network

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

Crazy Bob wrote:

 

> Aiiyeeeeee!! What I just CANNOT understand about this whole

> Ivangelical/Holocaustal "rift" is the whole dualism bullshit... DUALISMS

> are, in essence, TOOLS of the CON!!! If you truly wish to use the CON

> rather than be used by it, you have to recognize these CONvenient LIES

> they try to feed us- good vs evil, right vs wrong, black vs white,

> holocaustal vs ivangelical... IT'S ALL A SHAM!!!

 

CANNOT vs. can

Dualism vs. non-dualism

CON vs. us

use vs. be used

LIES vs. truth

SHAM vs. not a sham

> We're supposed to be SPLITTING OFF from groups, NOT joining IN!!! This

> whole HvI anti-schism is nothing but a great BIG HUGE mistake!

 

supposed to be vs. not supposed to be

SPLITTING OFF vs. joining IN

mistake vs. correct course of action

> I for one REFUSE to take part in this suspiciously GLORPISH behavior!

 

REFUSE vs. accept

GLORPISH vs. non-GLORPISH

 

> As such, I am now and quite officially declaring myself an Ivacaustical,

> and when the final battle cames I will do everything to subvert the

> dualism! I will change sides at random! I will turn more coats than that

> factory in Burlington! I will sow chaos! I will offer unintelligence to

> BOTH sides! I will SPY on MYSELF!!! I urge EVERYBODY to JOIN me in

> SPLITTING off into their OWN faction OF one!!!!!

 

now vs. another time

officially vs. unofficially

myself vs. everything else

Ivacaustical vs. everything else

subvert vs. promote

 

I won't continue. You obviously have far to go before extinguishing the

taint of dualism from your life, given its prevalence even in your

communication regarding its obsolescence. I'd suggest that you begin by

giving up English, a notoriously dualistic language, and then Western

thought as a whole. I look forward to your report.

 

- Rev. Boblight

Copy Editor of the Elder Gods