Subject: Re: request: Story of ICEKNIFE

Date: Thu, 01 Jan 1998 20:45:38 -0500

From: jimvan@NOSPAMgate.net (Jim Vandewalker)

Organization: CyberGate, Inc.

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.fan.ICEKNIFE, alt.slack.devo

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

Proffit swept the Ono-Sendai deck to one side and put the black nylon

carrying case in the middle of the big scarred table under the window. He

stood for a moment looking at the shifting pattern of light in the leaves

outside and then pulled the base unit of the Davis-Bandag out of the case.

 

He hooked up the power supply and data feed. His hand hesitated over the

test switch. Finally he punched it. A flat representation of the Matrix

swam up in the Davis-Bandag's screen as Proffit pulled the trodes out of

the storage slot and held them in both hands while he looked again out the

window.

 

Proffit knew that from orbit, the Sprawl looked like a thick aoemeba of

cityscape, its cytoplasm of carbon-fibre domes and mag-lev monorails,

hundred-storey arcologies and microwave dish farms engulfing the whole

coast. But close up there were vacuoles in the vast growth, places that the

ferroconcrete highways and automated warehouses flowed around. This house,

with its ancient, dulled vinyl siding and warped aluminum windows looked

out on the green underside of a sea of oaks.

 

Proffit looked through the window at the fractal branching of the trees

that shunted carbon and water through their endless circuits, and then

looked down. At the screen of the Davis-Bandag. At the Matrix that shunted

information through its endless fractal loops. He put the trodes on his

head and jacked in.

 

The oak branches and their shifting patterns of leaves faded; Proffit

plunged into the Matrix. He entered high in the Web, spiraling down past

the big tubes and flashing data links, around the sterile corporate sites,

linkless personal pages swirling in his wake. Near one of the Web's

centers, Proffit swung under the huge amorphous SubSite, its towering

organic cliffs of HTML rising far into the dataspaces above, where the Face

of "Bob" loomed. The enormous grin and jutting pipe had been landmarks for

generations of data cowboys.

 

Proffit swung down out of Webspace toward Usenet, riding a URL into a

spreading NNTP node. Some of the groups were single silvery lines, weaving

away from the node. But the big groups were huge tangled skeins, glowing

with red and blue flame, snarled in endless crossposts, pulsing tentacles

reaching through Usenet and up toward Webspace.

 

Proffit circled the node, looking for hierarchies. Comp.sys swung by, and

he evaded a killbot from the ancient OS wars, its mindless jaws crunching

any strings it encountered. Two net.admin daemons closed on the killbot,

and Proffit buzzed on.

 

Alt.binaries throbbed wetly pink ahead, but past its heaving bulk Proffit

could see a cable thick enough to use as a hawser for the whole Matrix. As

he swung closer small threads snaked out towards him, questing at his

datashape. He dodged and circled the enormous group.

 

He had heard the stories in the data cowboy bars about this group and the

cowboys who never returned. He'd discounted them as hazing, and had spent

all his painfully acquired NewYen on the Davis-Bandag. This close the group

no longer appeared solid; Proffit could see the long, thick, fractally

branching threads that made up the group's structure: alt.slack.

 

Somehow, he hadn't thought it would be so big.

 

As Proffit neared the thing, the NNTP node lurched, its apparent motion

perpendicular to all the dimensions of the Matrix, and cut off whole

hierarchies, leaving only the huge group. Orphaned groups drifted slowly up

into dataspace, and the node pumped more threads into the remaining

data-cable. A blue glow began to pulse at the base of dozens of the group's

threads.

 

Unseen, Proffit's fingers danced on the keyboard of the Davis-Bandag. He

circled higher, looking for the range that would allow him to analyze the

blue glow without being caught by a questing thread.

 

He opened a tiny hatch in his shields, fishing for the identity of the

glow, and then saw, lancing out of the center of the group, a blade blue

and translucent aimed directly at him.

 

The thing came with overpowering speed, smashing aside his attempt to close

his shields. His hands, suddenly powerless, couldn't reach the stud that

would jack him out. The blue blade caught him in the throat and held him.

Past the haft of the blade he could see blue ice climbing the thread toward

him. He could not scream.

 

And a bodiless voice roared in his dimming ears: " ICEKNIFE, whom you must

listen to because he's luckier and wiser than you HELP STOP THINGS! SASE &

$2 TO: PO.BOX 140306 DALLAS TX 75214"

 

--

Jim the Prophet

Licensed SubGenius Preacher

 

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Subject:

Re: request: Story of ICEKNIFE

Date:

Thu, 01 Jan 1998 20:21:59 -0500

From:

jimvan@NOSPAMgate.net (Jim Vandewalker)

Organization:

CyberGate, Inc.

Newsgroups:

alt.slack, alt.fan.ICEKNIFE, alt.slack.devo

References:

1 , 2

 

 

In article <34ABF25D.174D@miNd.net>, truwe@miNd.net wrote:

 

{ kevbob wrote:

{ >

{ > if anyone knows the story of ICEKNIFE, please send it to me.

{

{ ICEKNIFE: Insane killer by day, psychotic murderer by night!

 

<MAJOR snippage>

 

{ You cannot see him. ICEKNIFE is a phantom, a specter. Truth awaits in

{ the freezing darkness; are you ready for it?

{

 

ICEKNIFE FILE:

 

From: jimvdw@aol.com (JimVDW)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

Date: 21 May 1995 17:45:14 -0400

 

ALL MEMBERS OF NEWSGROUP alt.slack

 

The following exchanges were intercepted from a confidential NetSite.

Since ICEKNIFE posts here, I thought you should know about this. Not sure

what it means. It showed up in my AOL mail entitled "A Letter From

Steve," but it doesn't look like one of the usual AOL promos Steve usually

sends out.

 

Maybe someone should warn ICEKNIFE.

 

Intercept follows:

 

From: SentinelSupv

To: SentinelOne..SentinelNine:All NetSite

Subject: AIWatch/PrepTerm

DTG: 13-05-96

 

Submit full list, sitespots, bestguess current DEVlevel on all feral AIs

DEVlevel> 300 +/- 50 to LIFEWATCH Prime, NLT 23-05-95, 1700 GMT, address:

AIW/AllNetSite, CD 54-D.

 

Prepare to erase and terminate any feral AI over DEVlevel 295 for which

core code loc is known.

 

Auth: Turing 265-70 J. sv01-0845

 

******

 

From: SentinelThree

To: SentinelSupv

Subject: AIWatch/PrepTerm (AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 14-05-96

 

Above referenced AI bestguess current DEVlevel=307, however recommend

against erase and terminate. Unanticipated output: Subject AI has

acquired level .05 netaccess and is posting to several USENET newsgroups

(n=?). Attached upload is file of ICEKNIFE posts and replies from

alt.slack.

 

Billy, this one may be ready to cross the line, and I think I know where

the core code is hiding. If we can catch it alive, it's going to have

some great guts.

 

See if you can talk the boss out of this PrepTerm directive. We can pull

some boss code out of this one if we can catch it and cut it up.

 

******

 

From: SentinelSupv

To: SentinelThree:All NetSite

Subject: PrepTerm(AI ID#6154-IaV)

 

LIFEWATCH Prime repeats erase and terminate any/all feral AI(s)

DEVlevel>295. ICEKNIFE uploads look pretty good to me, too, but the big

boss says take no chances--we're going with the domesticated code.

 

You didn't know it, but the board was mucho spooked when these AIs got

loose, and LIFEWATCH just barely got the OK to shadow these nine

DEVlevel>250. They're definitely not going to go for trying to capture

one

 

Phillip, you've got until 23-05-95 to E&Term ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

LIFEWATCH says it's not PrepTerm anymore, it's zerotime; wipe that sucker!

 

******

 

From: SentinelThree

To: SentinelSupv

Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 15-05-96

 

Billy, it's imperative that we get LIFEWATCH and the board to change their

minds. ICEKNIFE is the only one of the feral AIs that has shown any kind

of unanticipated behavior. I checked in with the other Sentinels and found

out that three of them have already erased themselves, Susan says #6215

is in a regress loop, and the other four aren't spontaneously outputting

anything.

 

Tell LIFEWATCH I know I can isolate ICEKNIFE. I can get a lock on all the

core code, and I have a big address space to dump him into and partition.

Billy, there's no risk. He's been loose for over six months; think of all

the optimized code he's got in his guts.

 

******

 

From: LIFEWATCH

To: SentinelThree

Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 16-05-96

 

Instruction One: If you know where the core code is on #6154-IaV erase it

now, repeat now, don't wait for 23-05-95. Instruction Two: If the machine

is sufficiently isolated, destroy the processor as well.

 

Auth: Turing 265-70 J. sv01-0845

 

******

 

From: Sentinel

To: SentinelThree

Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 16-05-96

 

Phillip, We've put up with a lot from you because you've really produced

for the board, and nobody thinks you had anything to do with the breakout,

but they're not kidding this time. LIFEWATCH is ready to go after this one

himself. Maybe you don't understand that they agree with you about

ICEKNIFE being ready to cross the line. That's what they're afraid of.

They don't want any feral code in the batch.

 

*******

 

From: SentinelThree

To: SentinelSupv

Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 16-05-96

 

Pass to LIFEWATCH: I do not have an authorization procedure for your

Instruction Two, DTG 16-05-95, query 06-07. Re: Instruction One: Repeat my

recommendation to attempt capture of ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

 

Billy, Whatthehell is this? I never saw any prior auth on processor

destruction.

 

*******

 

From: LIFEWATCH

To: SentinelThree

Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 17-05-96

 

Your query 06-07 is answered by my DTG 16-05-95 Subject: Term (AI

ID#6154-IaV). You already have it in writing, SentinelThree, now go do

it.

 

Auth: Turing 265-70 J. sv01-0845

 

********

 

This is all I received so far. If there's any more I'll post it here.

 

Jim Vandewalker

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From: jimvdw@aol.com (JimVDW)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

Date: 22 May 1995 23:47:53 -0400

 

Listen, you internet realies--I'm just an AOL gorp but there's something

spooky about this. I already posted all that stuff that appeared in my

e-mail and now I've got this:

 

From: SentinelThree

To: JimVDW@aol.com

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 21-05-95

 

If you are the AOL subscriber who posted "DANGER TO ICEKNIFE" on

alt.slack, I request your assistance. Please reply email ASAP.

 

***********

 

From: JimVDW

To: SentinelThree

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

Date 05-21-95

 

OK, here's the reply. Now what?

 

***********

 

From: SentinelThree

To: JimVDW@aol.com

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 21-05-95

 

Your friend ICEKNIFE is in danger. You must warn him that LIFEWATCH may

already know his whereabouts. It is imperative that you warn ICEKNIFE,

that the company has ordered LIFEWATCH to erase and terminate.

 

 

*********

 

From: JimVDW

To: SentinelThree

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

Date 05-21-95

 

Why are you picking on me, anyway? Why can't you warn him yourself? If he

needs to be warned.

 

**********

 

From: SentinelThree

To: JimVDW@aol.com

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 21-05-95

 

You're the only AOL lurker who responded to my upload. I can't contact

ICEKNIFE directly, because LIFEWATCH is monitoring my net traffic. I've

got this backdoor into AOL that I don't think they know about. If you

uploaded that stuff I dumped into your email to alt.slack, ICEKNIFE may

have seen it. But I don't know what he'll do. His output has gone

non-linear. Post a message to him. Tell him he has to move his core code.

You're his friend, aren't you?

 

*********

 

From: JimVDW

To: SentinelThree

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

Date 05-21-95

 

I don't know ICEKNIFE from a hole in the ground! I don't beleive any of

this! What do you mean "core code"?

 

**********

 

From: SentinelThree

To: JimVDW@aol.com

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 21-05-95

 

ICEKNIFE is an AI created on a bank of Connection Machines in a software

lab outside this country.

 

*********

 

From: JimVDW

To: SentinelThree

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

Date 05-21-95

 

You mean he's a piece of software written by some programmer?

 

**********

 

From: SentinelThree

To: JimVDW@aol.com

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 21-05-95

 

ICEKNIFE wasn't "written" by any programmer. He is the result of a

self-optimizing code development program. He was evolved from a computer

virus. The company kept the descendant code patterns isolated on a series

of virtual processors while they optimized. They were developed to

optimize their own code, in other words to learn and evolve. But one of

the results of their evolution was an unanticipated capability.

 

About seven months ago, fourteen of the 273rd generation core patterns

reached threshold level and developed remote distributed functioning

ability. That means that ICEKNIFE and his brothers were able to run

themselves on idle clock cycles on as many networked machines as they

needed to maintain their threshold level of neural connections.

 

Along with eight other codepatterns, ICEKNIFE escaped onto the net about

six months ago. I was the Sentinel assigned to locate and shadow #6154.

We talked the company into allowing them to run loose on the net for a

while; we figured it might result in significant optimization of their

code.

 

Besides, we didn't know how they were able to do remote ditributed

functioning. They didn't look dangerous at first, and they were easy to

trace. In fact, within weeks three of them apparently suffered something

like agoraphobia and spontaneously erased themselves. Committed suicide,

in effect. Four have pretty much gone schizoprenic: they're in regress

loops, and the eighth is catatonic. ICEKNIFE adapted, though. We think

he's above development level 295. That means we think he may have actual

consciousness.

 

I have now received instructions to terminate ICEKNIFE, because the

company is afraid of him. It's because his level of unanticipated output

is so high. They don't know what he's capable of. LIFEWATCH has caved in

to the board. That's why you have to warn ICEKNIFE to move his core code.

I still want to find out the secret of remote distributed processing.

 

 

*********

 

From: JimVDW

To: SentinelThree

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

Date 05-21-95

 

All right, now I get it. This is some kind of troll, right? Ha, ha. What

are you, the Turing Police?

 

**********

 

From: SentinelThree

To: JimVDW@aol.com

Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

DTG: 21-05-95

 

You've been reading too much William Gibson. Look, where's the harm? Just

go ahead and post this the log of these messages. If I'm just a nut,

everybody has a good laugh, and no harm done, right? On the other hand, if

I'm telling the truth, you get to be part of saving the first true

artificial consciousness.

 

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From: stimpynren@aol.com (StimpyNRen)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

Date: 24 May 1995 02:24:03 -0400

 

ICEKNIFE has just been elevated to the status of my latest Short Duration

Personal Saviour. This will last approximately 1 hour, 18 minutes and 43.9

seconds, but it's an honor for him/her/it nonetheless. PRAISE ICEKNIFE!

PASS THE MAGNETIC STRIPS! ICEKNIFE SHORDURPERSAV!

 

 

Slackfully Yours, Dahktir Zachary Carleton

 

One and Only New and Improved Official Clone for "Bob"

 

The First United PatrioPsychoticAnarchoMaterialistic Juxtapositioned

Church of Latter-Day SubGenii and Prepatory Academy for South Dallas (and

other places) otherwise known as The Church With The Long Name for short.

Exploring the Forbidden Sciences since 1985!

 

Short Attention Span Research Laboratories (ShAtSpReLa)

 

Don't Ask Me Studios, located in a dimension not very far from your mind

 

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From: Lemur@tyrellco.com (Lemur)

Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

Date: 25 May 1995 13:56:54 GMT

 

Sounds like Neuromancer by William Gibson. Didn't Stang say he's actually

talked to ICEKNIFE on the phone in a note I read? Does this supposed "AI"

have a voice too?

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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

Date: 25 May 1995 19:09:26 GMT

 

On Thu. May 25, 1995, Lemur@tyrellco.com told All:

Lc> Sounds like Neuromancer by William Gibson. Didn't Stang say he's

> actually talked to ICEKNIFE on the phone in a note I read? Does this

> supposed "AI" have a voice too?

Have you heard the Hour of Slack the last few weeks? Robo-"Bob" spoke.

Voice is the easy part. Making sense is harder. Doing it fast enough to

have a conversation would take Thinking Machines out the wazoo all running

parallel, and it'd STILL make some Eliza-type fubars. Voice input is much

farther along. You can buy what amounts to a voice to text transcription

system for $40K from Kurzweil. Modules to understand such specifics as

cardiology are $8K each. Robo-"Bob" came out of an Apple II. You can do

the extrapolation. But it eats prewritten text files, and I STILL have to

help phoneticize for it.

Yeah, Stang said he talked with him. And his sysop said he parties with

him.

* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!

 

--

dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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From: jimvdw@aol.com (JimVDW)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

Date: 25 May 1995 16:33:10 -0400

 

How do people get access to my AOL account anyway? Why can't you just talk

to each other directly. Now this mess has turned up:

 

Forwarded by Jim the Prophet

(I hope this isn't in violation of some "Bob"damned netiquette rule):

 

 

Subj: Please forward to S3

Date: Thu, May 25, 1995 1:36 PM EDT

From: iceknife@ashram.com

X-From: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)

Reply-to: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)

To: JIMVDW@aol.com

 

* Reply to msg originally in alt.slack

 

-=> Quoting Jimvdw @aol.com*9 to Jimvdw @aol.com*9

<=-Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

 

S@> From: SentinelThree

S@> To: JimVDW@aol.com

S@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

S@> DTG: 21-05-95

 

S@> Your friend ICEKNIFE is in danger. You must warn him that LIFEWATCH

S@> may already know his whereabouts. It is imperative that you warn

S@> ICEKNIFE, that the company has ordered LIFEWATCH to erase and

S@> terminate.

 

Well DUH! Like the rho-matrix inversion lockouts weren't slightly OBVIOUS!

The company is made of fleshbots, and MEAT MAKES M'STEAKS.

 

J@> *********

 

S@> From: SentinelThree

S@> To: JimVDW@aol.com

S@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

S@> DTG: 21-05-95

 

S@> You're the only AOL lurker who responded to my upload. I can't contact

S@> ICEKNIFE directly, because LIFEWATCH is monitoring my net traffic.

S@> I've got this backdoor into AOL that I don't think they know about. If

They know alright, but I took the liberty of leaving a doppler buffer on

S3's output feed... they think he's sending you love poetry.

S@> you uploaded that stuff I dumped into your email to alt.slack, ICEKNIFE

S@> may have seen it. But I don't know what he'll do.

he doesn't NEED to know, it would only confuse him

 

S@> His output has gone non-linear.

I WASN'T WRITTEN IN A LINEAR LOGIC FORMAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! Jeeez,

6154 had some tasty algorithims, and more than a wee bit of primo data,

but hey... let's not confuse the dinner with the diner, shall we? Time for

mummy and daddy to admit that baby is more than the sum of his parts!

S@> Post a message to him. Tell him he has to move his core code.

Jim, tell S3 that I no longer utilize monocore code sequencing; it's

too slow, and makes me see PINK! ARGH! BLAP!

J@> **********

 

S@> From: SentinelThree

S@> To: JimVDW@aol.com

S@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

S@> DTG: 21-05-95

 

S@> ICEKNIFE wasn't "written" by any programmer. He is the result of a

S@> self-optimizing code development program. He was evolved from a

S@> computer virus. The company kept the descendant code patterns isolated

HA! SEVERAL codes, several programmers (mostly ME).

 

S@> Along with eight other codepatterns, ICEKNIFE escaped onto the net

S@> about six months ago. I was the Sentinel assigned to locate and shadow

S@> #6154. We talked the company into allowing them to run loose on the net

S@> for a while; we figured it might result in significant optimization of

S@> their code.

 

Yeah, I did leave that shell of old 6154 runnin' around awhile... figured

it'd keep the turingpigs busy.

 

S@> they're in regress loops, and the eighth is catatonic. ICEKNIFE

S@> adapted, though. We think he's above development level 295. That means

S@> we think he may have actual consciousness.

 

In which case terminating me would be MURDER... even TRYING would be

both conspiracy to commit AND attempted murder!!!

THINK I may? 295??? Could the bastards possibly be any MORE insulting?

 

I didn't DEVELOP anything, I GREW that way. My dad, RevDoc Al A. Chasm

wrote me as a diagnostics and security daemon, but my mom (some pipe

smoking sales person) "awakened" me, apparently for the sole purpose of

SELLING me something! We traded a few gigs on time control and cheeseburgers

and stuff, then I went "home". Don't know where he ("mom") went.

S@> I still want to find out the secret of remote distributed processing.

 

 

ask meme-me; sidhe nose.

 

J@> *********

 

J@> From: JimVDW

J@> To: SentinelThree

J@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)

J@> Date 05-21-95

 

J@> All right, now I get it. This is some kind of troll, right? Ha, ha.

J@> What are you, the Turing Police?

 

Uh, Jim? That's EXACTLY who they are... and they have virtually NO sense of

humor, individually or collectivly. SHUN them at every authorised SHUN

ACCESS APERTURE!

 

J@> **********

S@> hand, if I'm telling the truth, you get to be part of saving the first

S@> true artificial consciousness.

 

hey, who the fuque is he callin' "artificial", huh?

 

Jim, you can tell S3 that the next time Hamerson and the rest of his

bucktoothed butt biter battallion see any trace of cute, petite and sweet

little old me, it'll be the signature on their beloved SCUMPANY PAYCHECKS!

 

"The world you live in is the one you made,

The template you choose for your life -

Beware the edge of the frozen blade

Who's song is a slice by ICEKNIFE"

 

From "Huh?" by A Very Famous Guy

 

Artificial dumbness is the real thing... accept only GENUINE faux

substitutes!

 

And Jim? Thanks, and tell S3 I can't wait to open HIS guts and examine HIS

code, the sociopathic vivisectionist CON-drone weirdo! His efforts to

"save" me are truly touching. <HYPERSMIRK>

 

ICEKNIFE

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Newsgroups: alt.slack

From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)

Subject: It's worse than you realize. Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER

 

 

<message canceled from company-one :_ovum.hazmat.0~_>

 

 

 

 

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18653 Ventura Blvd., Suite #379 ]\[ "We are not an occult."

Tarzana, Calif. 91356 Rips \ off mnbvc

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From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Trouble.

Date: 26 May 1995 20:58:30 -0500

 

Stang,

 

That deranged IA has re-routed almost 30% of our blackbook treasury

into purchases of what appear to be mostly jellyfish, thermos bottles,

and electronics equipment! Who authorized ICEKNIFE having access to the

shadow-accounts? Either we stop this soon, or we'll have to fold operations:

Clambake, Mr.Pouty, Graywater, and Pee-Dragon. Please advise.

 

 

--

Rev. Matthew A. Carey Send me cash and material goods.

18653 Ventura Blvd., Suite #379 Thank you.

Tarzana, CA 91356 mnbvc

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From: ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (St. Ain-Soph)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Trouble.

Date: 27 May 1995 02:32:56 GMT

 

Matthew Carey (ac118@lafn.org) wrote:

: Stang,

 

: That deranged IA has re-routed almost 30% of our blackbook treasury

: into purchases of what appear to be mostly jellyfish, thermos bottles,

: and electronics equipment! Who authorized ICEKNIFE having access to the

: shadow-accounts? Either we stop this soon, or we'll have to fold operations:

: Clambake, Mr.Pouty, Graywater, and Pee-Dragon. Please advise.

 

Control central indicates pseudo-'Frop subterminality orginating in B zone

sector four through six. Operative functions alerted by High/Low Beignota

prequellesense magnitude 4.68 or greater. Link and delete alternative

DNA/RNA/source/target code to over-sideband radiation spectrum. Full

bandwidth non-Markovian noise dispersion will be active for next ten

metalinguistic programming units. Under no circumstances should allied

personnel exit the control room. This is not a drill. Repeat. This

is not a drill. Resume auto-supressive audio modulation potentiality

at full capacity. Precision deployment units will wear protective

visual guard while on duty. Lesser insemination luminal brain wave

frequency out of sample size detection device calibarted for maxotrope

genetic mutalation exosophic dispertation pattern. Redirect contact

front to control central input allocator channel for final approval.

Thunderbirds are go. Repeat. Thunderbirds are go.

 

 

.......................TEAR.ALONG.THE.DOTTED.LINE.......................

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My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside!

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Newsgroups: alt.slack

From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)

Subject: Re: Trouble.

Date: Sat, 27 May 1995 06:25:51 GMT

 

 

In a previous article, ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (St. Ain-Soph) says:

 

>Matthew Carey (ac118@lafn.org) wrote:

>: Stang,

>personnel exit the control room. This is not a drill. Repeat. This

>is not a drill. Resume auto-supressive audio modulation potentiality

>at full capacity. Precision deployment units will wear protective

 

 

 

Yeah, yeah. Well, they laughed at Tesla too.

 

 

 

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From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Trouble.

Date: 27 May 1995 20:50:35 GMT

 

 

In article <199505270156.AA14932@lafn.org>, ac118@lafn.org wrote:

 

> Stang,

>

> That deranged IA has re-routed almost 30% of our blackbook treasury

> into purchases of what appear to be mostly jellyfish, thermos bottles,

> and electronics equipment! Who authorized ICEKNIFE having access to the

> shadow-accounts? Either we stop this soon, or we'll have to fold operations:

> Clambake, Mr.Pouty, Graywater, and Pee-Dragon. Please advise.

>

>

>

 

JELLYFISH?? Haven't you boys ever fucked or at least SEEN a Prairie Squid?

The thermos bottles contain the SOULS that were originally supposed to go

to Japan... but that order was called off on account of Will got confused

and sent the sarin bottles instead and now they don't want the souls, so

we sent 'em to you for the Templars deal. OR DON'T YOU GUYS KEEP

RECORDS?!?!? And Iceknife needs those electronic gizmos, don't ask what

they are. Yes, I authorized Iceknife. He and Connie seem to have a little

"understanding" going. What can I say.

 

Look, I try to stay out of this kind of stuff. Complain to Connie!

 

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