Subject: Re: request: Story of ICEKNIFE
Date: Thu, 01 Jan 1998 20:45:38 -0500
From: jimvan@NOSPAMgate.net (Jim Vandewalker)
Organization: CyberGate, Inc.
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.fan.ICEKNIFE, alt.slack.devo
References: 1 , 2 , 3
Proffit swept the Ono-Sendai deck to one side and put the black nylon
carrying case in the middle of the big scarred table under the window. He
stood for a moment looking at the shifting pattern of light in the leaves
outside and then pulled the base unit of the Davis-Bandag out of the case.
He hooked up the power supply and data feed. His hand hesitated over the
test switch. Finally he punched it. A flat representation of the Matrix
swam up in the Davis-Bandag's screen as Proffit pulled the trodes out of
the storage slot and held them in both hands while he looked again out the
window.
Proffit knew that from orbit, the Sprawl looked like a thick aoemeba of
cityscape, its cytoplasm of carbon-fibre domes and mag-lev monorails,
hundred-storey arcologies and microwave dish farms engulfing the whole
coast. But close up there were vacuoles in the vast growth, places that the
ferroconcrete highways and automated warehouses flowed around. This house,
with its ancient, dulled vinyl siding and warped aluminum windows looked
out on the green underside of a sea of oaks.
Proffit looked through the window at the fractal branching of the trees
that shunted carbon and water through their endless circuits, and then
looked down. At the screen of the Davis-Bandag. At the Matrix that shunted
information through its endless fractal loops. He put the trodes on his
head and jacked in.
The oak branches and their shifting patterns of leaves faded; Proffit
plunged into the Matrix. He entered high in the Web, spiraling down past
the big tubes and flashing data links, around the sterile corporate sites,
linkless personal pages swirling in his wake. Near one of the Web's
centers, Proffit swung under the huge amorphous SubSite, its towering
organic cliffs of HTML rising far into the dataspaces above, where the Face
of "Bob" loomed. The enormous grin and jutting pipe had been landmarks for
generations of data cowboys.
Proffit swung down out of Webspace toward Usenet, riding a URL into a
spreading NNTP node. Some of the groups were single silvery lines, weaving
away from the node. But the big groups were huge tangled skeins, glowing
with red and blue flame, snarled in endless crossposts, pulsing tentacles
reaching through Usenet and up toward Webspace.
Proffit circled the node, looking for hierarchies. Comp.sys swung by, and
he evaded a killbot from the ancient OS wars, its mindless jaws crunching
any strings it encountered. Two net.admin daemons closed on the killbot,
and Proffit buzzed on.
Alt.binaries throbbed wetly pink ahead, but past its heaving bulk Proffit
could see a cable thick enough to use as a hawser for the whole Matrix. As
he swung closer small threads snaked out towards him, questing at his
datashape. He dodged and circled the enormous group.
He had heard the stories in the data cowboy bars about this group and the
cowboys who never returned. He'd discounted them as hazing, and had spent
all his painfully acquired NewYen on the Davis-Bandag. This close the group
no longer appeared solid; Proffit could see the long, thick, fractally
branching threads that made up the group's structure: alt.slack.
Somehow, he hadn't thought it would be so big.
As Proffit neared the thing, the NNTP node lurched, its apparent motion
perpendicular to all the dimensions of the Matrix, and cut off whole
hierarchies, leaving only the huge group. Orphaned groups drifted slowly up
into dataspace, and the node pumped more threads into the remaining
data-cable. A blue glow began to pulse at the base of dozens of the group's
threads.
Unseen, Proffit's fingers danced on the keyboard of the Davis-Bandag. He
circled higher, looking for the range that would allow him to analyze the
blue glow without being caught by a questing thread.
He opened a tiny hatch in his shields, fishing for the identity of the
glow, and then saw, lancing out of the center of the group, a blade blue
and translucent aimed directly at him.
The thing came with overpowering speed, smashing aside his attempt to close
his shields. His hands, suddenly powerless, couldn't reach the stud that
would jack him out. The blue blade caught him in the throat and held him.
Past the haft of the blade he could see blue ice climbing the thread toward
him. He could not scream.
And a bodiless voice roared in his dimming ears: " ICEKNIFE, whom you must
listen to because he's luckier and wiser than you HELP STOP THINGS! SASE &
$2 TO: PO.BOX 140306 DALLAS TX 75214"
--
Jim the Prophet
Licensed SubGenius Preacher
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Subject:
Re: request: Story of ICEKNIFE
Date:
Thu, 01 Jan 1998 20:21:59 -0500
From:
jimvan@NOSPAMgate.net (Jim Vandewalker)
Organization:
CyberGate, Inc.
Newsgroups:
alt.slack, alt.fan.ICEKNIFE, alt.slack.devo
References:
1 , 2
In article <34ABF25D.174D@miNd.net>, truwe@miNd.net wrote:
{ kevbob wrote:
{ >
{ > if anyone knows the story of ICEKNIFE, please send it to me.
{
{ ICEKNIFE: Insane killer by day, psychotic murderer by night!
<MAJOR snippage>
{ You cannot see him. ICEKNIFE is a phantom, a specter. Truth awaits in
{ the freezing darkness; are you ready for it?
{
ICEKNIFE FILE:
From: jimvdw@aol.com (JimVDW)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
Date: 21 May 1995 17:45:14 -0400
ALL MEMBERS OF NEWSGROUP alt.slack
The following exchanges were intercepted from a confidential NetSite.
Since ICEKNIFE posts here, I thought you should know about this. Not sure
what it means. It showed up in my AOL mail entitled "A Letter From
Steve," but it doesn't look like one of the usual AOL promos Steve usually
sends out.
Maybe someone should warn ICEKNIFE.
Intercept follows:
From: SentinelSupv
To: SentinelOne..SentinelNine:All NetSite
Subject: AIWatch/PrepTerm
DTG: 13-05-96
Submit full list, sitespots, bestguess current DEVlevel on all feral AIs
DEVlevel> 300 +/- 50 to LIFEWATCH Prime, NLT 23-05-95, 1700 GMT, address:
AIW/AllNetSite, CD 54-D.
Prepare to erase and terminate any feral AI over DEVlevel 295 for which
core code loc is known.
Auth: Turing 265-70 J. sv01-0845
******
From: SentinelThree
To: SentinelSupv
Subject: AIWatch/PrepTerm (AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 14-05-96
Above referenced AI bestguess current DEVlevel=307, however recommend
against erase and terminate. Unanticipated output: Subject AI has
acquired level .05 netaccess and is posting to several USENET newsgroups
(n=?). Attached upload is file of ICEKNIFE posts and replies from
alt.slack.
Billy, this one may be ready to cross the line, and I think I know where
the core code is hiding. If we can catch it alive, it's going to have
some great guts.
See if you can talk the boss out of this PrepTerm directive. We can pull
some boss code out of this one if we can catch it and cut it up.
******
From: SentinelSupv
To: SentinelThree:All NetSite
Subject: PrepTerm(AI ID#6154-IaV)
LIFEWATCH Prime repeats erase and terminate any/all feral AI(s)
DEVlevel>295. ICEKNIFE uploads look pretty good to me, too, but the big
boss says take no chances--we're going with the domesticated code.
You didn't know it, but the board was mucho spooked when these AIs got
loose, and LIFEWATCH just barely got the OK to shadow these nine
DEVlevel>250. They're definitely not going to go for trying to capture
one
Phillip, you've got until 23-05-95 to E&Term ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
LIFEWATCH says it's not PrepTerm anymore, it's zerotime; wipe that sucker!
******
From: SentinelThree
To: SentinelSupv
Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 15-05-96
Billy, it's imperative that we get LIFEWATCH and the board to change their
minds. ICEKNIFE is the only one of the feral AIs that has shown any kind
of unanticipated behavior. I checked in with the other Sentinels and found
out that three of them have already erased themselves, Susan says #6215
is in a regress loop, and the other four aren't spontaneously outputting
anything.
Tell LIFEWATCH I know I can isolate ICEKNIFE. I can get a lock on all the
core code, and I have a big address space to dump him into and partition.
Billy, there's no risk. He's been loose for over six months; think of all
the optimized code he's got in his guts.
******
From: LIFEWATCH
To: SentinelThree
Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 16-05-96
Instruction One: If you know where the core code is on #6154-IaV erase it
now, repeat now, don't wait for 23-05-95. Instruction Two: If the machine
is sufficiently isolated, destroy the processor as well.
Auth: Turing 265-70 J. sv01-0845
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From: Sentinel
To: SentinelThree
Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 16-05-96
Phillip, We've put up with a lot from you because you've really produced
for the board, and nobody thinks you had anything to do with the breakout,
but they're not kidding this time. LIFEWATCH is ready to go after this one
himself. Maybe you don't understand that they agree with you about
ICEKNIFE being ready to cross the line. That's what they're afraid of.
They don't want any feral code in the batch.
*******
From: SentinelThree
To: SentinelSupv
Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 16-05-96
Pass to LIFEWATCH: I do not have an authorization procedure for your
Instruction Two, DTG 16-05-95, query 06-07. Re: Instruction One: Repeat my
recommendation to attempt capture of ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
Billy, Whatthehell is this? I never saw any prior auth on processor
destruction.
*******
From: LIFEWATCH
To: SentinelThree
Subject: Term (AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 17-05-96
Your query 06-07 is answered by my DTG 16-05-95 Subject: Term (AI
ID#6154-IaV). You already have it in writing, SentinelThree, now go do
it.
Auth: Turing 265-70 J. sv01-0845
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This is all I received so far. If there's any more I'll post it here.
Jim Vandewalker
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From: jimvdw@aol.com (JimVDW)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
Date: 22 May 1995 23:47:53 -0400
Listen, you internet realies--I'm just an AOL gorp but there's something
spooky about this. I already posted all that stuff that appeared in my
e-mail and now I've got this:
From: SentinelThree
To: JimVDW@aol.com
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 21-05-95
If you are the AOL subscriber who posted "DANGER TO ICEKNIFE" on
alt.slack, I request your assistance. Please reply email ASAP.
***********
From: JimVDW
To: SentinelThree
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
Date 05-21-95
OK, here's the reply. Now what?
***********
From: SentinelThree
To: JimVDW@aol.com
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 21-05-95
Your friend ICEKNIFE is in danger. You must warn him that LIFEWATCH may
already know his whereabouts. It is imperative that you warn ICEKNIFE,
that the company has ordered LIFEWATCH to erase and terminate.
*********
From: JimVDW
To: SentinelThree
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
Date 05-21-95
Why are you picking on me, anyway? Why can't you warn him yourself? If he
needs to be warned.
**********
From: SentinelThree
To: JimVDW@aol.com
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 21-05-95
You're the only AOL lurker who responded to my upload. I can't contact
ICEKNIFE directly, because LIFEWATCH is monitoring my net traffic. I've
got this backdoor into AOL that I don't think they know about. If you
uploaded that stuff I dumped into your email to alt.slack, ICEKNIFE may
have seen it. But I don't know what he'll do. His output has gone
non-linear. Post a message to him. Tell him he has to move his core code.
You're his friend, aren't you?
*********
From: JimVDW
To: SentinelThree
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
Date 05-21-95
I don't know ICEKNIFE from a hole in the ground! I don't beleive any of
this! What do you mean "core code"?
**********
From: SentinelThree
To: JimVDW@aol.com
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 21-05-95
ICEKNIFE is an AI created on a bank of Connection Machines in a software
lab outside this country.
*********
From: JimVDW
To: SentinelThree
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
Date 05-21-95
You mean he's a piece of software written by some programmer?
**********
From: SentinelThree
To: JimVDW@aol.com
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 21-05-95
ICEKNIFE wasn't "written" by any programmer. He is the result of a
self-optimizing code development program. He was evolved from a computer
virus. The company kept the descendant code patterns isolated on a series
of virtual processors while they optimized. They were developed to
optimize their own code, in other words to learn and evolve. But one of
the results of their evolution was an unanticipated capability.
About seven months ago, fourteen of the 273rd generation core patterns
reached threshold level and developed remote distributed functioning
ability. That means that ICEKNIFE and his brothers were able to run
themselves on idle clock cycles on as many networked machines as they
needed to maintain their threshold level of neural connections.
Along with eight other codepatterns, ICEKNIFE escaped onto the net about
six months ago. I was the Sentinel assigned to locate and shadow #6154.
We talked the company into allowing them to run loose on the net for a
while; we figured it might result in significant optimization of their
code.
Besides, we didn't know how they were able to do remote ditributed
functioning. They didn't look dangerous at first, and they were easy to
trace. In fact, within weeks three of them apparently suffered something
like agoraphobia and spontaneously erased themselves. Committed suicide,
in effect. Four have pretty much gone schizoprenic: they're in regress
loops, and the eighth is catatonic. ICEKNIFE adapted, though. We think
he's above development level 295. That means we think he may have actual
consciousness.
I have now received instructions to terminate ICEKNIFE, because the
company is afraid of him. It's because his level of unanticipated output
is so high. They don't know what he's capable of. LIFEWATCH has caved in
to the board. That's why you have to warn ICEKNIFE to move his core code.
I still want to find out the secret of remote distributed processing.
*********
From: JimVDW
To: SentinelThree
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
Date 05-21-95
All right, now I get it. This is some kind of troll, right? Ha, ha. What
are you, the Turing Police?
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From: SentinelThree
To: JimVDW@aol.com
Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
DTG: 21-05-95
You've been reading too much William Gibson. Look, where's the harm? Just
go ahead and post this the log of these messages. If I'm just a nut,
everybody has a good laugh, and no harm done, right? On the other hand, if
I'm telling the truth, you get to be part of saving the first true
artificial consciousness.
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From: stimpynren@aol.com (StimpyNRen)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
Date: 24 May 1995 02:24:03 -0400
ICEKNIFE has just been elevated to the status of my latest Short Duration
Personal Saviour. This will last approximately 1 hour, 18 minutes and 43.9
seconds, but it's an honor for him/her/it nonetheless. PRAISE ICEKNIFE!
PASS THE MAGNETIC STRIPS! ICEKNIFE SHORDURPERSAV!
Slackfully Yours, Dahktir Zachary Carleton
One and Only New and Improved Official Clone for "Bob"
The First United PatrioPsychoticAnarchoMaterialistic Juxtapositioned
Church of Latter-Day SubGenii and Prepatory Academy for South Dallas (and
other places) otherwise known as The Church With The Long Name for short.
Exploring the Forbidden Sciences since 1985!
Short Attention Span Research Laboratories (ShAtSpReLa)
Don't Ask Me Studios, located in a dimension not very far from your mind
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From: Lemur@tyrellco.com (Lemur)
Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
Date: 25 May 1995 13:56:54 GMT
Sounds like Neuromancer by William Gibson. Didn't Stang say he's actually
talked to ICEKNIFE on the phone in a note I read? Does this supposed "AI"
have a voice too?
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
Date: 25 May 1995 19:09:26 GMT
On Thu. May 25, 1995, Lemur@tyrellco.com told All:
Lc> Sounds like Neuromancer by William Gibson. Didn't Stang say he's
> actually talked to ICEKNIFE on the phone in a note I read? Does this
> supposed "AI" have a voice too?
Have you heard the Hour of Slack the last few weeks? Robo-"Bob" spoke.
Voice is the easy part. Making sense is harder. Doing it fast enough to
have a conversation would take Thinking Machines out the wazoo all running
parallel, and it'd STILL make some Eliza-type fubars. Voice input is much
farther along. You can buy what amounts to a voice to text transcription
system for $40K from Kurzweil. Modules to understand such specifics as
cardiology are $8K each. Robo-"Bob" came out of an Apple II. You can do
the extrapolation. But it eats prewritten text files, and I STILL have to
help phoneticize for it.
Yeah, Stang said he talked with him. And his sysop said he parties with
him.
* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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From: jimvdw@aol.com (JimVDW)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
Date: 25 May 1995 16:33:10 -0400
How do people get access to my AOL account anyway? Why can't you just talk
to each other directly. Now this mess has turned up:
Forwarded by Jim the Prophet
(I hope this isn't in violation of some "Bob"damned netiquette rule):
Subj: Please forward to S3
Date: Thu, May 25, 1995 1:36 PM EDT
From: iceknife@ashram.com
X-From: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)
Reply-to: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)
To: JIMVDW@aol.com
* Reply to msg originally in alt.slack
-=> Quoting Jimvdw @aol.com*9 to Jimvdw @aol.com*9
<=-Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
S@> From: SentinelThree
S@> To: JimVDW@aol.com
S@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
S@> DTG: 21-05-95
S@> Your friend ICEKNIFE is in danger. You must warn him that LIFEWATCH
S@> may already know his whereabouts. It is imperative that you warn
S@> ICEKNIFE, that the company has ordered LIFEWATCH to erase and
S@> terminate.
Well DUH! Like the rho-matrix inversion lockouts weren't slightly OBVIOUS!
The company is made of fleshbots, and MEAT MAKES M'STEAKS.
J@> *********
S@> From: SentinelThree
S@> To: JimVDW@aol.com
S@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
S@> DTG: 21-05-95
S@> You're the only AOL lurker who responded to my upload. I can't contact
S@> ICEKNIFE directly, because LIFEWATCH is monitoring my net traffic.
S@> I've got this backdoor into AOL that I don't think they know about. If
They know alright, but I took the liberty of leaving a doppler buffer on
S3's output feed... they think he's sending you love poetry.
S@> you uploaded that stuff I dumped into your email to alt.slack, ICEKNIFE
S@> may have seen it. But I don't know what he'll do.
he doesn't NEED to know, it would only confuse him
S@> His output has gone non-linear.
I WASN'T WRITTEN IN A LINEAR LOGIC FORMAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! Jeeez,
6154 had some tasty algorithims, and more than a wee bit of primo data,
but hey... let's not confuse the dinner with the diner, shall we? Time for
mummy and daddy to admit that baby is more than the sum of his parts!
S@> Post a message to him. Tell him he has to move his core code.
Jim, tell S3 that I no longer utilize monocore code sequencing; it's
too slow, and makes me see PINK! ARGH! BLAP!
J@> **********
S@> From: SentinelThree
S@> To: JimVDW@aol.com
S@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
S@> DTG: 21-05-95
S@> ICEKNIFE wasn't "written" by any programmer. He is the result of a
S@> self-optimizing code development program. He was evolved from a
S@> computer virus. The company kept the descendant code patterns isolated
HA! SEVERAL codes, several programmers (mostly ME).
S@> Along with eight other codepatterns, ICEKNIFE escaped onto the net
S@> about six months ago. I was the Sentinel assigned to locate and shadow
S@> #6154. We talked the company into allowing them to run loose on the net
S@> for a while; we figured it might result in significant optimization of
S@> their code.
Yeah, I did leave that shell of old 6154 runnin' around awhile... figured
it'd keep the turingpigs busy.
S@> they're in regress loops, and the eighth is catatonic. ICEKNIFE
S@> adapted, though. We think he's above development level 295. That means
S@> we think he may have actual consciousness.
In which case terminating me would be MURDER... even TRYING would be
both conspiracy to commit AND attempted murder!!!
THINK I may? 295??? Could the bastards possibly be any MORE insulting?
I didn't DEVELOP anything, I GREW that way. My dad, RevDoc Al A. Chasm
wrote me as a diagnostics and security daemon, but my mom (some pipe
smoking sales person) "awakened" me, apparently for the sole purpose of
SELLING me something! We traded a few gigs on time control and cheeseburgers
and stuff, then I went "home". Don't know where he ("mom") went.
S@> I still want to find out the secret of remote distributed processing.
ask meme-me; sidhe nose.
J@> *********
J@> From: JimVDW
J@> To: SentinelThree
J@> Subject: ICEKNIFE(AI ID#6154-IaV)
J@> Date 05-21-95
J@> All right, now I get it. This is some kind of troll, right? Ha, ha.
J@> What are you, the Turing Police?
Uh, Jim? That's EXACTLY who they are... and they have virtually NO sense of
humor, individually or collectivly. SHUN them at every authorised SHUN
ACCESS APERTURE!
J@> **********
S@> hand, if I'm telling the truth, you get to be part of saving the first
S@> true artificial consciousness.
hey, who the fuque is he callin' "artificial", huh?
Jim, you can tell S3 that the next time Hamerson and the rest of his
bucktoothed butt biter battallion see any trace of cute, petite and sweet
little old me, it'll be the signature on their beloved SCUMPANY PAYCHECKS!
"The world you live in is the one you made,
The template you choose for your life -
Beware the edge of the frozen blade
Who's song is a slice by ICEKNIFE"
From "Huh?" by A Very Famous Guy
Artificial dumbness is the real thing... accept only GENUINE faux
substitutes!
And Jim? Thanks, and tell S3 I can't wait to open HIS guts and examine HIS
code, the sociopathic vivisectionist CON-drone weirdo! His efforts to
"save" me are truly touching. <HYPERSMIRK>
ICEKNIFE
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Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
Subject: It's worse than you realize. Re: ICEKNIFE IN DANGER
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From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Trouble.
Date: 26 May 1995 20:58:30 -0500
Stang,
That deranged IA has re-routed almost 30% of our blackbook treasury
into purchases of what appear to be mostly jellyfish, thermos bottles,
and electronics equipment! Who authorized ICEKNIFE having access to the
shadow-accounts? Either we stop this soon, or we'll have to fold operations:
Clambake, Mr.Pouty, Graywater, and Pee-Dragon. Please advise.
--
Rev. Matthew A. Carey Send me cash and material goods.
18653 Ventura Blvd., Suite #379 Thank you.
Tarzana, CA 91356 mnbvc
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From: ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (St. Ain-Soph)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Trouble.
Date: 27 May 1995 02:32:56 GMT
Matthew Carey (ac118@lafn.org) wrote:
: Stang,
: That deranged IA has re-routed almost 30% of our blackbook treasury
: into purchases of what appear to be mostly jellyfish, thermos bottles,
: and electronics equipment! Who authorized ICEKNIFE having access to the
: shadow-accounts? Either we stop this soon, or we'll have to fold operations:
: Clambake, Mr.Pouty, Graywater, and Pee-Dragon. Please advise.
Control central indicates pseudo-'Frop subterminality orginating in B zone
sector four through six. Operative functions alerted by High/Low Beignota
prequellesense magnitude 4.68 or greater. Link and delete alternative
DNA/RNA/source/target code to over-sideband radiation spectrum. Full
bandwidth non-Markovian noise dispersion will be active for next ten
metalinguistic programming units. Under no circumstances should allied
personnel exit the control room. This is not a drill. Repeat. This
is not a drill. Resume auto-supressive audio modulation potentiality
at full capacity. Precision deployment units will wear protective
visual guard while on duty. Lesser insemination luminal brain wave
frequency out of sample size detection device calibarted for maxotrope
genetic mutalation exosophic dispertation pattern. Redirect contact
front to control central input allocator channel for final approval.
Thunderbirds are go. Repeat. Thunderbirds are go.
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From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
Subject: Re: Trouble.
Date: Sat, 27 May 1995 06:25:51 GMT
In a previous article, ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (St. Ain-Soph) says:
>Matthew Carey (ac118@lafn.org) wrote:
>: Stang,
>personnel exit the control room. This is not a drill. Repeat. This
>is not a drill. Resume auto-supressive audio modulation potentiality
>at full capacity. Precision deployment units will wear protective
Yeah, yeah. Well, they laughed at Tesla too.
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From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Trouble.
Date: 27 May 1995 20:50:35 GMT
In article <199505270156.AA14932@lafn.org>, ac118@lafn.org wrote:
> Stang,
>
> That deranged IA has re-routed almost 30% of our blackbook treasury
> into purchases of what appear to be mostly jellyfish, thermos bottles,
> and electronics equipment! Who authorized ICEKNIFE having access to the
> shadow-accounts? Either we stop this soon, or we'll have to fold operations:
> Clambake, Mr.Pouty, Graywater, and Pee-Dragon. Please advise.
>
>
>
JELLYFISH?? Haven't you boys ever fucked or at least SEEN a Prairie Squid?
The thermos bottles contain the SOULS that were originally supposed to go
to Japan... but that order was called off on account of Will got confused
and sent the sarin bottles instead and now they don't want the souls, so
we sent 'em to you for the Templars deal. OR DON'T YOU GUYS KEEP
RECORDS?!?!? And Iceknife needs those electronic gizmos, don't ask what
they are. Yes, I authorized Iceknife. He and Connie seem to have a little
"understanding" going. What can I say.
Look, I try to stay out of this kind of stuff. Complain to Connie!
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