Re: Have a cigar!

Date: 23 Aug 1998 17:56:12 GMT

From: froggy@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos "Froggy" May)

Organization: Planet Of The Frogs

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.fan.tito, alt.religion.kibology, alt.politics.jaffo

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nu-monet (nothing@succeeds.com) wrote:

 

: "Hey, YASSER! HAVE A CIGAR!"

 YES! THIS OBVIOUSLY EXPLAINS THE WHOLE THING!!

 Ms. Lewinsky must have hypercharged pheremones in her vaginal ooze;

the type that seep into men's branes and make them go all dreamy

muddleheaded and reply to any request with "Whatever you say, dear".

 

MONICA WAS THE USA'S SECRET WEAPON!

 

Bill Clinton explains to the Senate: "Monica would stick objects

up her cooter, then I'd wave them under the noses of foreign

leaders. After that, they'd always conceed to whatever we

demanded of them. Ms. Lewinsky doesn't deserve to be prosocuted

and hounded; she deserves a medal of honor. This tireless

intern's snatch has done more to promote America's foreign

policy objectives then all our diplomats combined. The reason

I'd pull out my trouser-snake in front of her is that watching

me spank the monkey was the quickest way to get her juices flowing.

I couldn't admit to it earlier because it was a matter of national

security."

 

Ken Starr's head will now explode.

 

-- Frater Frogalogus

 

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