Subject: Re: Newbie says Hi again!
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 22:38:33 -0500
From: König Preuße <email@example.com>
Organization: Lou Minotti&The Clamsauce Enema Band
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.misc, alt.slack
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5
> Found this on alt.aol-sucks. And here I thought I had seen some long-winded
> flames/trolls :)
> B e n j y C o m p s o n wrote in message
> >LGB@AOL.net (Lucile Gertrude Buckingham) wrote:
> >>Maybe if someone demonstrated flaming, it would help illustrate.
> >>AOL is sooooo much fun, but there is much to learn. <sigh>
> ></flame on>
> >You asked for it, and we aim to please. Read the FAQ's for this ng.
> >You are so stupid you make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize
> >winners. You clearly show yourself to be the most neanderthal, snotty,
> >first against the wall when the revolution comes, raving,
> >hemorrhoidal, misogynistic, slope-browed, eye-rollingly sub-human,
> >crappy, threat to the gene pool, backwards, in-bred, sack of pus,
> >walking advertisement for a state sponsored sterility program,
> >boot-licking, unfit for human consumption, irritating, disgusting,
> >onerous, worse speller than I, glassy-eyed, flame-inviting, creepy,
> >spiritually devoid, whiny, needing of professional supervision,
> >humorless, vile, sexually-undesirable, hell's pawn, lacking in any
> >sort of grace, or erudition, "Me-Too" posting, addled, unrepentantly
> >and wickedly perverse, trash-talking, toejam sniffing, anus for a
> >mouth, toadlike, trying on one's patience, filthy, sheet and pointy
> >hat wearing, evil, reprehensible, mucus dripping, just turn them
> >insideout for a few more days, smelly underthings wearing, no neuron,
> >sunken chested, piss-poor, foul-mouthed, scum-sucking, rent-boy,
> >sickeningly ugly, clue repulsing, trailer park loving,
> >"Make-Money-Fast" spamming, bringing a pen knife of an intellect
> >to a nukefest of a battle of wits, incapable of coming to terms with
> >your own wretched existence, white-trash, boorish, rat-like, living
> >proof of why cousins shouldn't marry, can't be allowed sharp objects,
> >socially inept, classless, inexcusable, plaid pants wearing, zt00pId
> >laMer Ta1k3inG, netscape enhanced, internet sniping, offensive,
> >hate-filled, god-damnedest, insulting, unredeemable, make me wish I
> >had a big hammer to beat some sense into you, fearlessly posting
> >stupid and disgusting insults, idiot that ever has ever obtained
> >Usenet access.
> >You organometallic, anthropoid moron. I have at least a dozen of
> >these posts, in which others have asked me to flame them. Be careful
> >what you wish for, you tottering, hellhated clotpole, you may just get
> >it. And, you cannot complain about getting what you asked for.
> >Alt.aol-sucks disowns you. You are stercus non gratus, you do
> >nothing but bait and complain. You are worthless. You contribute
> >nothing but irritation, like the carbuncle you truly are. Your
> >cowardly habits of inflammatory posting, and then disingeouous "help
> >me" posts, are truly despicable.
> >You are incredibly stupid. You don't seem to fathom that I can't see
> >what you write, because you are twit filtered. I circumvented the
> >filter, this once, because of the incredible accumulation of your
> >indescretions. You insult and demean the members of this newsgroup,
> >many of whom I count as friends, and you dishonor their efforts to
> >help Mr. Steve Case. You are back in the twit filter, and you can go
> >to hell.
> ></flame off>
> >But of course, I'm a troll, not a flamer, so someone else might have a
> >better example.
> >Hope that helps!
Not bad for a warmup!
Now show us what you got!