Subject: Re: Oh no! don't get him started again!!!!
Date: Sun, 16 Nov 1997 19:57:08 GMT
From: ManFromNantucket@Martha'sVineyard (Schnozola)
Reply-To: The Sheetrocker's Apprentice
Organization: Wax Moose Teeth
firstname.lastname@example.org (Pastor Craig) wrote:
>>From: Steve Gomolski <email@example.com>
>>Subject: Re: Rev. Tarla Star takes on mental midgets
>>Date: Sat, 15 Nov 1997 23:27:39 -0500
>>Pastor Craig wrote:
>>> I think you've made a very good point. There seems to be an instintive
>>> urge among the less evolved to make fun of ugly people. I beleive this
>>> is an evolutionary trait, based on natural selection of symetry.
>>I met you at the X-Day drill. Shit, you aren't ugly. I'd screw you
>>myself if I were so inclined towards such things. Come to think of it,
>>money could overcome even my hetrosexuality if there's enough of it.
>Now this is a first. Well, Steve, let me propose something less extreme.
>There are plenty of females who have over the course of time said things
>to the effect "Oh, you're not ugly. I would do you if I wasn't hanging
>on the penis of a hair farmer." Of course, they're lying, but, perhaps
>they might do you! That girl who just broke up with Dynosoar, the one
>with too many names, might be a good canidate if she could be convinced
>to come to the X-day celebration. Then at least one of us would be
>>Craig, old boy, between you and me, I hate the fucking pecking order as
>>much as I do the drug laws. The laws of this land persecute the wrong
>>people sometimes. It's the assholes who judge everyone based on their
>>social connections, dress, looks, country club and such that ought to
>>share a few nights in a cell with Bubba the butt rapist.
>On July 5 1998, these pink boys are going to WISH they were enjoying the
>tender embrace of Bubba compared to the hunka hunka hunk of burning love
>the X-ists are bringing.
>In a way, I feel sorry sometimes for the pretty boys, hair farmers and
>wallet pumpers. When you're getting so much that you don't know what to
>do with it, it's easy to lose sight of the conspiracy, kick back with a
>cheap conspiracy street beverage and convince yourself that the life of
>a pink is good.
if they are, it is, dumbo.