Subject: Re: 8 - Time Control = 888 + 111 = 13013
Date: 20 Aug 1998 14:00:41 +0700
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Jetrock)
Organization: Experimental Media Research Laboratory
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5
On Wed, 19 Aug 1998, Joshua Horton <email@example.com> wrote:
>Oh and I suppose Trichinosis and this tick on my leg are just a part of the
>program being fed to us?
Because Trichinosis and leg-ticks are WARM FUZZIES compared to the hideous
pain that the Xists want us to feel.
Remember, Ginsu, that the Xists crave our psychic soul-pstenches, and that
the finest blends come from SUBGENIUS PAIN as well as SUBGENIUS PLEASURE.
Thus the typical dichotomous states of the holiest SubGeniuses--either
everything is going INCREDIBLY GREAT or it's UTTER SHAMBLING HELL, with NO
MIDDLE GROUND. The Xists siphon the best of the pleasure and the worst of
the pain. Think of it as an Xist form of "sweet & sour sauce".
Look at the bright side. They dip deep-fried PINKS in the stuff and eat
Just wait until it's your turn to have the PLEASURE DIAL turned up on your
Psychic Control Tank, ginsu. It'll make your SACK BLOAT with pleasure.