Subject: Re: 8 - Time Control = 888 + 111 = 13013

Date: 20 Aug 1998 14:00:41 +0700

From: jetrock@boulez.emrl.com (Jetrock)

Organization: Experimental Media Research Laboratory

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5

 

On Wed, 19 Aug 1998, Joshua Horton <jhorton@cceb.upenn.edu> wrote:

>Oh and I suppose Trichinosis and this tick on my leg are just a part of the

>program being fed to us?

>

>Why?? WHY??

>

>Ginsu

 

Because Trichinosis and leg-ticks are WARM FUZZIES compared to the hideous

pain that the Xists want us to feel.

 

Remember, Ginsu, that the Xists crave our psychic soul-pstenches, and that

the finest blends come from SUBGENIUS PAIN as well as SUBGENIUS PLEASURE.

Thus the typical dichotomous states of the holiest SubGeniuses--either

everything is going INCREDIBLY GREAT or it's UTTER SHAMBLING HELL, with NO

MIDDLE GROUND. The Xists siphon the best of the pleasure and the worst of

the pain. Think of it as an Xist form of "sweet & sour sauce".

 

Look at the bright side. They dip deep-fried PINKS in the stuff and eat

'em.

 

Just wait until it's your turn to have the PLEASURE DIAL turned up on your

Psychic Control Tank, ginsu. It'll make your SACK BLOAT with pleasure.