MY HATE-

From: (rev.Cain)

Lemme tell you all RIGHT NOW I am gonna LAY IT DOWN and PREACH THE

WORD. That's right strap yourself IN cause we're gonna BEGIN.

 

I'm here to tell y'all about MY HATE. MY HATE is a LIVING BREATHING

COSMIC ENTITY perched on a metaphysical SOFA the size of a BLACK HOLE,

eating potato chips DEEP-FRIED in ANGST and watching a TV that only gets

TWO CHANNELS: The CHRISTIAN NETWORK and MTV. Don't you look at me! I

am NOT a "freak"! I am the ANTI-FREAK. I INVENTED "punk rock" AND

"disco duck" AND "birth control" AND I wrote EVERY SONG on "Frampton

Comes Alive!" Sid Vicious used to MOW MY LAWN and PAY ME a dollar an

hour! I built COURTNEY LOVE out of SPARE PARTS I found in my

BACK-YARD.. she runs on NINE-VOLTS.. she lives in my BASEMENT.. I only

let her out for SHOWS and INTERVIEWS with ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE.

MY HATE is something I've been SECRETLY CONSTRUCTING out of DARK MATTER

LEGOS, MY HATE is kept in SHAPE by LITTLE GNOMES from Planet Triple-X,

yes MY HATE can FUCK YOU or you can FUCK IT! It interfaces BOTH WAYS!

MY HATE will whiten your TEETH harden your NIPPLES and BLOW YOUR MIND!

And there are NO HIDDEN SURCHARGES for the USE of MY HATE! It's FREE!

Give some to YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS! BATHE in MY HATE! Rinse your

CAR with MY HATE! Feed it to your DOG or your SPOUSE.. WHICHEVER you

feel is MORE APPROPRIATE!

 

MY HATE built the pyramids, MY HATE was the SALT on JESUS' TEQUILA

GLASS, MY HATE was the DAGGER in Caeser's BACK, MY HATE WENT TO HELL

with Dante and LAUGHED at Satan! The man has no GAME.. he has no

TECHNIQUE! GOD and the DEVIL both have CLASSIFIED PROJECTS to STUDY MY

HATE and LEARN FROM IT. MY HATE came to NIETZSCHE in the NIGHT.. yes if

MY HATE doesn't KILL YOU it will MAKE YOU STRONGER! MY HATE lived in

Lou Reed's GUITAR during a CONFUSED PERIOD of its life.. when it LEFT it

had to join NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS. But it's BACK and in BETTER SHAPE THAN

EVER!

 

YES now MY HATE is coming soon to a theater near you, MY HATE contains

the HIT SINGLE "Why Mortals Have the Advatage Over Vampires", MY HATE is

a CUTESY NOVELTY ITEM, MY HATE is now available at your LOCAL BOOKSTORE

and contains 101 RECIPES for DEEP-FRIED REDNECKS. MY HATE is STRAPPED

IN and READY! Let MAN and "Bob" bear WITNESS because MY HATE has set

its sights on YOU! TAKE COVER, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN and your NYQUIL, LOCK

your LIQUOR CABINET and GET READY TO ROCK! MY HATE is the poison THORN

in your SIDE and MY HATE just DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN! MY HATE is TWICE as

contagious as EBOLA and 100 times as DEADLY! AMEN, HALLELUJAH, PRAISE

"Bob"!

 

rev.Cain