Subject: Re: Truth, Lies and Duck Tape
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 1998 00:00:21 GMT
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Old Friendly Cliff)
Organization: Netcom On-Line Services
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors, alt.society.neutopia, alt.slack, alt.smokers
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13
On Sun, 14 Jun 1998 14:04:14 GMT, email@example.com (Jahweh D. Lynch)
>Thus spake Old Friendly Cliff:
>> It is refreshing to discourse with mere irrationality and alien visitors for
>>a change -- antis (read "Nazi"s) are ever so much more unpleasant.
>> At least places like alt.slack and alt.alien.visitors realize the existence,
>>and even the right to exist, of the unexpected, or the different from
>>themselves. Sometimes, perhaps wrongly, they put some moral attachment to some
>>thing that is strange to them; but for the most part they seem to revel in
>>differentness and diversity, as befits healthy, intelligent, life-confirming
>> The antis, on the other hand, are venom-spewing zombies, spouting
>>imprecations and curses at all who are happier than they. Antis range from
>>formula maggots, everywhere spoiling all they touch, to anally obsessed
>>cretins and juveniles.
>> Observe them, ye from other worlds, and laugh your asses off at them. By
>>their cries and shrieks ye shall know them: "Don't pay it", "suck your butts",
>>"take a lot of money", "my wife has a hole in her goozle", "yur tungoe is
>Cliff, man, I'll give you a good ol' hearty "Amen!" to that. We SubGenii
>know what it's like to be hunted down and killed by dogmatic fundamentalist
>lunatics, and it's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone. When we SubGenii hunt
>down and kill people, we make it FUN, and that makes all the difference.
Thank you for the kind words. It is a first for ne to thank Jahweh for
anything. I appreciate your traditionality in allowing for the existence of
others akin to yourself. That, and a sense of humor, are sadly lacking in so
Politically correct signature that does not rouse the
anti-whatever hysterics to spit-bubble-blowing frenzy.