Subject: Re: The Assembled MotPU Breathes a Sigh: No Pedestrians are Harmed

Date: 22 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4

 

 

 

 

steveaOI!SPAMMERS!NO!@castlsys.demon.co.uk (Steve A) wrote:

 

: Alex: think gooseberry bushes and storks. Think frantic-designation-

: of-room-for-small-person. Think of the CON-inspired mindfuck that

: makes certain people go out and buy large quantities of Pink AND Blue

: paint (what colour do you paint a Small SubGenius's room?). Think

: knitting. Think "fuck, why do they make those Mates so easy to tear?".

 

What color? Easy, let THEM decide. Spunky hasn't shown any interest in

decorating, so her room sports greenish grey walls with one covered in

ivy wallpaper, and a cool celestial-themed rug that I talked away from

an Arab. Perfectly semi-interesting stuff for a toddler who spends no

time there.

 

Lemmy will just have to take what he can get. I'm way too busy trying

to ensure that there is no serious bloodshed: I have no time for paint

and bear strips.

 

See, most people think the pupae are ANGELS. This is because they are

well-spoken and beautifully mannered - but, you understand, of course,

these are British-type manners. It is not unusual to come upon them

exclaiming, "Oh! So sorry old girl!" as they pummel each other with

large, sturdy pieces of wood. The cat is perfectly WILLING to be

strangled now that they have reached a new peak of frenzy, and some

days, so am I.

 

The not-terribly-comforting aspect of this is that none of their

adventures are malicious or exactly stupid. This is SCIENCE: "I wonder

what would happen if I stuffed five batteries in my mouth and tried to

sing 'Zippity Doo Da.'"

 

We're gonna be outnumbered by SCARY GIFTED MIDGETS and will soon have

no functioning major appliances.

 

 

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