Subject: The Assembled MotPU Breathes a Sigh: No Pedestrians are Harmed

Date: 11 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

The Rev and I snuggled into the Sono Salon today and learned all the things

that Lemmy wants us to think about him. He's a lively, throughly

uncooperative gestator. Knowing of our suspicions, Lemmy apparently sneaked

in and twiddled the machine in advance in order to hide his clone and to

ensure that all we could see was ONE PERFECTLY NORMAL PROBABLE FEMALE.

That's it! There ain't no more! We spend two hours, $200 and I withstood the

application of two pounds of GOO in order to be persuaded that there is

nothing "unusual" about "her".