Subject: 16 hours remain!

Date: 25 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)


RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack


Weehee!!! I am now fabricating pure 100% Slack from the observation of the

most petty, churlish and obstinate (and probably thoroughly INSANE) humans I

have ever encountered. BLISS OUT! I'M ALMOST OUT!


Jabba The Boss is shrugging off my MOST OBVIOUS BLATANT INYERFACE

GOOFOFFDOM, and at the same time can conduct the following conversation with

me with a completely straight face:


JTB (him): You have to stop misspelling Mr. Bloogengoggle's name. (This is

NOT in fact his real name. Apologies to all innocent Bloogendoggles).


PPM (me): I don't EVER misspell his name.


JTB: Yes. You did. You did it on that last letter.


PPM: No. I didn't. YOU misspelled his name on the envelope. My letter was



JTB: Let me see the file copy. You have to spell people's names right.


PPM: Here it is (brandishes correctly addressed letter within 30 seconds so

there can be no question of forgery).


JTB: Hmm. Well, you have to be more careful.


PPM: Yes. I have to stop letting *you* misspell Mr. Bloogengoggle's name.