Subject: 16 hours remain!
Date: 25 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT
From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)
RadixNet Internet Services
Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack
Weehee!!! I am now fabricating pure 100% Slack from the observation of the
most petty, churlish and obstinate (and probably thoroughly INSANE) humans I
have ever encountered. BLISS OUT! I'M ALMOST OUT!
Jabba The Boss is shrugging off my MOST OBVIOUS BLATANT INYERFACE
GOOFOFFDOM, and at the same time can conduct the following conversation with
me with a completely straight face:
JTB (him): You have to stop misspelling Mr. Bloogengoggle's name. (This is
NOT in fact his real name. Apologies to all innocent Bloogendoggles).
PPM (me): I don't EVER misspell his name.
JTB: Yes. You did. You did it on that last letter.
PPM: No. I didn't. YOU misspelled his name on the envelope. My letter was
JTB: Let me see the file copy. You have to spell people's names right.
PPM: Here it is (brandishes correctly addressed letter within 30 seconds so
there can be no question of forgery).
JTB: Hmm. Well, you have to be more careful.
PPM: Yes. I have to stop letting *you* misspell Mr. Bloogengoggle's name.