Subject: Re: AALLLMOST
Date: 25 Jul 1997 00:00:00 GMT
From: "Nully Fydyan" <firstname.lastname@example.orgNOSPAM>
Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.foot.fat-free
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IrRev. Friday Jones <email@example.com> wrote in article
> In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>, email@example.com wrote:
> > Somebody, I've hopelesly mangled the attributions, said:
> > : > > }I know a pagan midwife who eats the placenta. Only they call
> > : > > }the "tree of life". A friend of mine saw it in their fridge
once. Apparently, it's
> > : > > }full of vitamins. (Although this might just be another handy
> > : > > } way of explaining their bloodlust.)
> > No fucking WAY. I just SEEN a placenta, and nobody, I mean NOBODY is
> > going to let one of those things NEAR their mouths, I don't care HOW
> > whacked out on the dope they are. Placentas are HIDEOUS LOVECRAFTEAN
> > QUASIDIMENSIONAL HORRORS and NOT OF THIS WORLD.
> Well, once you've put them through the blender on "pulse" for a few
> minutes they're no more than a thick and creamy shake. Hen's eggs are
> pretty nasty too and people eat those all the time - even raw.
> -- FJ
Original post was mine, but I have some New Puzzling Information to add.
Apparently the pagan in question is a self-proclaimed Long-Time
Vegetarian. I guess that makes the placenta vegetarian food, which makes
sense, if you define vegetarian food as something an animal didn't have to
die so you could eat it. Like eggs, milk, or various other orgiastic
Nully "I'm so hungry I could eat birthing tissue" Fydyan
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AALLLMOST (Was: Congrats, Megger!)
15 Jul 1997 00:00:00 GMT
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: Isn't the placenta supposed to save you from drowning? "Hey, honey,
: don't worry about going overboard, I've got some fresh placenta!"
That's only ONE of the faboolous uses for a placenta. They also make
lovely placemats, and when properly dried, can be used to sift spare
change into the separate denominations. Martha Stalwart just did an
entire WEEK on the uses of placentae (?), and managed to omit all the
superstitious practices and stick with only the truly decorative and
practical applications like window treatments, poaching properties,
and so forth.
I've been led to believe that OUR placenta is already destined for the
cloning bin, but I intend to have PLENTY to say about THAT. I'd much
rather assert my right to a durable placenta popourri.
: I'm adding my congrats to previous. Be glad he didn't come out
: *feet* first like my son. The Dr. had to cut her good to keep him from
: kicking her coochie to shreds.Fun fun fun!
I JUST LOVE THIS. I'm NOT birthed of Lemmy yet, but, hey, THANKS for
the li'l rip-o-rama story!
Lemmy has a deadline, and it is SOON. He thinks he can keep sneaking
around like this, as if I didn't check the papers to keep up with his
late night exploits. HA!
The trap is set. Either he's out by Thursday or I am.
Temporary Identity Crisis Pacifier:
just call me NANA MEGSKOURI DRACHMA-DRACHMA
It won't help you remember my email address and it
will not fatten your feets, so what's the HARM?!?*