Subject: Re: Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...
Date: 15 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: email@example.com (MegEliz)
Organization: RadixNet Internet Services
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6
firstname.lastname@example.org (John Blackmer) wrote:
:Even though I have not read the rest of this thread and do not really
:know what all of this is about, it is necessary to post my knee-jerk
:reaction here, which is BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH *ALL* FUCKING RESTRAINTS
:ON ALL BEHAVIOR AND YOU ARE THE REAL EVIL ONES YEAH AND IT'S BECAUSE
:YOU'RE WOMEN ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL VAGINA FACES!!!!
Your breaking your vow to ignore pussy, aren't you? Just as well, if you ask
me. I suppose you thought it would be a GOOD IDEA to bait me about this
parental tightrope of safety vs. freedom right about now. You would be
wronger than that defective extension cord that shocked your ass last night.
Power tools in the tub seemed like such a bold statement, didn't it?
:It's true, men. Women think all irresponsible behavior is EVIL. They want
:to tie you to the wall so you don't piss in the dahlias, they keep you
:from hunting deer in the woods or doing anything else DISRUPTIVE TO PEACE
:AND HARMONY, better not hurt those DUMB FUCKING DEER! Better strap that
:diaper on and tie that tie TIGHT, boy because the wimminfolk is comin'
:and they're gonna SIVILIZE your ass! Cowboys shooting people and cows in
:the streets are NOT allowed, it gets blood on the nice clean carpet,
:there will be NO dinosaurs in the living room or YER SLEEPIN ON THE COWCH
Irresponsible behavior is not necessarily evil, Mr. BZZZZZZZZZT. Evil is as
self-serving lying does, as far as I'm concerned. She had a biological
imperitive to see her daughter to her 8th birthday, and instead indulged
herself for her own gratification, and THEN wouldn't look back at her
suggestion as being at least ill-advised. She didn't even say, "I TOLD her
to watch that barometer," or express any regret for CREATING this situation.
Flying was the MOTHER'S IDEA. You can't suggest that sort of thing to a kid
between 5 and 10 and expect them to shrug and say, "It sound like fun but I
think I'll take a pass on making you proud of me this time." Maybe this kid
was one of those rare inner-directed seven-year-olds, but it doesn't read
that way. This failure to look ahead and consider the REAL objective is just
as evil as the father who keeps his seven-year-old in his room with a TV all
day, because the neighborhood "just isn't safe." It's just more COMFORTABLE
:YEEHAW women are the source of ALL PINKNESS! Why do you think they dress
:little GIRLS in PINK? Ole Adam was crushing Giant Ground Sloths with his
:Might Club of Thunking, dancin' happy as a clam among the great Phallic
:trees of yore till fuckin' Eve came along with her Nice Warm Cave and her
:Nice Rug on the fuckin' floor that she knitted all by her self, now Adam,
:look what you've done, you better clean that up or you'll have to go back
:out in the rain which you didn't at all mind before but now seem
:strangely reluctant to go out in because you've become accustomed to the
:softness in here, it's worked its way into yer BONES NOW, pretty soon you
:won't be able to beat up a SLUDGE RAT except in exchange for PUSSY, will
:you little man, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
:TALK about EVIL! Don't talk to ME about evil you Care Bear lover! I'll
:throw my kids out of a window all I damn want you pill-like excuse for
:the vacuum being exuded from a Rainbow Brite doll!
It only EVIL if she does a bobbit and strikes a pose, "But it was for his
own GOOD. He didn't need that nasty ol' thing anyways."
Any person who allows himself be turned into a trained maze-running
pink-persuing zomboid secretly wishes to see their shrivelled independence
drying on the vine that already strangled it years before. Do you really
think that if you genuinely don't want it, you'll just wake up one day and
find up that you're THE BEAVER'S DAD'S BOWLING BUDDY WHO USED TO BE QPM all
because some miss thang wafted your way one fine spring afternoon and
offered to brew you a nice cup of tea to balance on her head during the blow
job of the century? No?
Are you holding out for sugar cookies or are you serious?
Possibly Pontifette Meg