Subject: Things you could have heard here today
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 1997 04:05:50 GMT
From: email@example.com (MegaLiz)
Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu
Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack
Spunky: I brushed my teeth.
Sparky: Well, *I* don't want to.
Me: People with no teeth can't eat cookies.
Spunky: Can I have three cookies?
Sparky: Mama, why did you give me TWO pieces of paper?
Me: You might need the other one.
Sparky: But I only have one homework. I don't need TWO.
Me: Well, THAT one might melt or catch fire and then you'd need
the other one.
Sparky: Paper doesn't MELT, ya know. Wood doesn't melt and paper is
Spunky: Ice cream melts...Can I have some ice cream?
Rev: Somebody grab this.
Sparky: Grab what?
Me: The PUMPKIN.
Sparky: What pumpkin?
Rev: Well, there's always community college.
Sparky: I want to poke BOB's eyes.
Spunky: I wanna poke someting! Can I have a poker?
Sparky: You can poke YOUR pumpkin. Mama's poking BOB.
Rev: We have a casualty. We lost part of the pipe. Can I have a
Spunky: Why you puttin' BOB outside?
Me: BOB needs to stay cool, or else he'll rot.
Sparky: Nobody wants a rotten BOB.
Rev: Erg...Somebody's on my nads...
Sparky: On your gnats?
Me: He said...
Rev: Nevermind. She heard a REALLY bad word from me the other day.
I asked her and she said she didn't hear. But I SHOUTED it.
Sparky: Was it something like "Foohead?"
Me: That was probably it.
Spunky: Hey, everybody, come and see my big poop!
Sparky: Wow! That's pretty big!
Me: That's amazing!
Me: It IS kinda eerie having BOB glowing at us from out there.
Rev: Let me put him by THIS window. THERE. Now we can REALLY see
* "Okay! Okay! I'll NEVAH EVAH do it AGAIN!" - The Spunky
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