Subject: Re: Ways to reduce stress and boost your OOPTIMISM
Date: 22 Mar 1997 00:00:00 GMT
Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu
Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack
References: 1 , 2
DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:
: }approach is to buy the cheap magazines and then smoosh your boobs
: }together in the mirror when you get home. Don't forget to scowl and/or
: }pout and pay yourself a coupla bucks.
: Now they're bruised. I'll be ruined for pictures for weeks.
Sorry, but nobody ever said that glamour doesn't HURT. Remember the
Art is pain and economical art is MURDER. Geez! I feel PITHY!
: }1. Clear out the clutter by sorting and boxing the "junk" in your
: }clutter spots OR invite Myrk and Dyna for tea and give them lotsa
: }matches and smelly chemicals.
: heh and invite me to bring my hibachi. I've made it an art form to get
: RILLY BEEG stuff into a tiny hibachi. A real ornreymental marital art.
I challenge you to a SOFA BAKEOFF!!!
: This sounds like a really strange case of nesting syndrome.
: And a little bit scary. I remember my reproductive unit vacuuming a
: wood floor at 3 AM.
This is only the beginning. I have segments of time like never before!
I'm building the Very Best Dog Food Dispenser! Next I will design the
Very Most Infuriating Tie Rack, closely followed by the Ultimate Frog
Diving Splatform for the kiddie pool. THis is gonna be our BEST summer
of all time.
None of it has much to do with babies, though. So far the only baby
"project" has been to try to discourage the keeds from using the
basinet as a go cart. It just didn't seem wise somehow to let them get
used to propelling it at high speeds. Of course now the giant
slingshot is going to need a new purpose...
* Asterisk of sounding serious, I may prefer to remain mysterious.
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