Subject: Re: Ways to reduce stress and boost your OOPTIMISM

Date: 22 Mar 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:


: }approach is to buy the cheap magazines and then smoosh your boobs

: }together in the mirror when you get home. Don't forget to scowl and/or

: }pout and pay yourself a coupla bucks.


: OW


: Now they're bruised. I'll be ruined for pictures for weeks.


Sorry, but nobody ever said that glamour doesn't HURT. Remember the

high heels.


Art is pain and economical art is MURDER. Geez! I feel PITHY!


: }1. Clear out the clutter by sorting and boxing the "junk" in your

: }clutter spots OR invite Myrk and Dyna for tea and give them lotsa

: }matches and smelly chemicals.


: heh and invite me to bring my hibachi. I've made it an art form to get

: RILLY BEEG stuff into a tiny hibachi. A real ornreymental marital art.


I challenge you to a SOFA BAKEOFF!!!


: This sounds like a really strange case of nesting syndrome.

: And a little bit scary. I remember my reproductive unit vacuuming a

: wood floor at 3 AM.


This is only the beginning. I have segments of time like never before!

I'm building the Very Best Dog Food Dispenser! Next I will design the

Very Most Infuriating Tie Rack, closely followed by the Ultimate Frog

Diving Splatform for the kiddie pool. THis is gonna be our BEST summer

of all time.


None of it has much to do with babies, though. So far the only baby

"project" has been to try to discourage the keeds from using the

basinet as a go cart. It just didn't seem wise somehow to let them get

used to propelling it at high speeds. Of course now the giant

slingshot is going to need a new purpose...




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