Subject: Re: Countdown Acceleration

Date: 26 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 (Eric the Fruitbat) wrote:


: Well shit, now that you've had a LITTLE fun, try quitting OTHER people's

: jobs for a living. It's a barrel of fuckin MONKEYS.


I'd be HAPPY to! In fact, I'm considering gaining ANOTHER REALLY

SHITTY JOB immediately, just so that I can get more practice on crash

quitting. With sufficient repetition, I'll be SURE never to sucked

into another long-term horror show like this last one. Never again

will an eighty-year-old man grab my butt and keep his arm after

without EXPLICIT invitation!


I've been thinking about BARTENDING. I mean, I like drunks, and I can

pick on them relentlessly, and then outrun them. I'm pretty sure.




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