Subject: Honey, I'm Cloned!

Date: 18 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (Mumthra)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free

That was the scariest thing I could think of, but I'm not trying very

hard, because there are MUCH scarier things to clone around here.

I'm not sure that ANY of them would be an improvement. If we were

going to IMPROVE things, we'd attach a bungee cord to every single

object in the house. Just think: NO MORE CLUTTER. WHAM! WHOOSH! It all

flies back to it's designated storage space, AND any friendly fire

that reduces the population is A-OKAY.

As it is, I'll probably just start on durgs and it'll all be the same

except I won't CARE anymore.

All the votes are in that are coming in, and Happy Pills are the

choice of four out of five laymen. They promise that I'll still be me,

only happier.

I'm still stalling, though. Who the hell wants to be HAPPY all the

time?

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stop hating Nully's body