Subject: Cat Puke Carosel!!!

Date: 01 Oct 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

Cat kicks are SO unpleasant, but this one is almost over. Tomorrow, it

is arranged that Sally Cat of the Bungle will be going for a far-off

getaway at the vet's.

I've been told that my vet's office is a Den of Lesbians, but this is

a totally unconfirmed rumor, and totally beside the point. The POINT

is that they are worth the trip during rush hour. Uh-huh-uh-huh.

The THING is that Sally hates car rides and will moan and puke her way

there for every one of forty-five minutes. That's OKAY! I consider

myself BLESSED whenever I manage a car trip without SOMEBODY moaning

and puking.

The TROUBLE is that I just had to address the - dum-da-dum - CAT

CARRIER, which hasn't been used since June, when the cat puked her way

to our new home. Too many are the times of my life when I've had to

address dried vomit. If I had a LICK of sense, I'd have picked up a

stack of those cardboard carton cat thingys YEARS ago. But, NO, I had

to be environmentally responsible and BUY a PLASTIC, PROFESSIONAL

carrier for those who are just a hair above the rodents on the

evolutionary ladder.

Silly me. I've decided to GIVE it AWAY! That's right....

The CAT-PUKE-CAROSEL is UP FOR GRABS!

For a limited time only! And, better still, It's CLEAN!

(I had a helluva time getting it spiffed up, until I remembered to use

The Rev's toothbrush).

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