Subject: Re: TRAUMA TEAM(Lawn Ornaments)

Date: 11 Apr 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.discordia, alt.bitterness, alt.slack.devo

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

 (James Calvin Smith) wrote:

: (TarlaStar) wrote:


: >Well let's see...I move into a rental's got a closed

: >storage shed that's filled with dead cats...I'd say it was A CRAZY

: >MUTHERFUCKER that killed them all.


: Wow! You could've taken all those dead cats and SUNK something

: with them!


Man, I WISH this had happened at our old place. I could've

legitimately forced Officer Cupcake, our intrepid animal control

person, to deal with it.


This is a woman who once stunned a deer with her beady stare and then

killed it with her BREATH.


Neighbors would call about lost dogs and she'd say shit like, "I just

scraped somethin' up near your house and it MIGHT have been a dog.

Hold on a minute..."


Pure EVIL and only 50% actual fat, she was.




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