Subject: Re: RANT?!?!!!??!!!

Date: 15 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4

 

 

 

 

dflync01@homer.louisville.edu (David F Lynch) wrote:

 

: But I figure I oughta make the most out of my mental state while I've got

: it- can anyone recommend rainy-day fun-time activities for paranoid

: depressives? I mean BESIDES trying for hours to get out of bed; I've kind

: of worn that game out.

 

Any day you can get out of bed has potential, in my worldview. Try

driving around between half-nuked strip malls, imagining that every

slightly bruised pick-up truck is following you. Try to anticipate

their turns so that you can continue to follow ahead and thus maintain

the illusion until your neck is pulsing and you have adrenaline burns

on your elbows. Stop only for COFFEE. I know, I know, you don't drink

coffee, BUT YOU SHOULD.

 

AFter this exorcise, race into the house just ahead of your imaginary

demons and fling yourself UNDER a nice comfy piece of furniture and

take a nap. You'll sleep soundly and awake refreshed and thoroughly

preoccupied by the aches in your joints. At this point a scalding hot

shower is essential.

 

Then do it AGAIN.

 

So essentially the program is: lather, rinse, repeat.

 

 

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