Subject: Re: Gazonga!

Date: 17 Nov 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13



Contestant #2: No, humorlesstwit, I never said that it was my firmly

and dearly held belief that doorknobs are evil. You a putting words in

my mouth. I said that that was MY THEORY: BIG DIFFERENCE.


Contestant #1: You DID use the word belief. You used it two and one

half times in paragragh 13. As far as THEORIES go you can spout off as

if your BELIEFS are integral to the rotation of the planets. I am

unaffected by your piddling laws. Doorknobs are and ever shall remain



#2: So now you claim to have FRIENDS? I don't believe it.


#1: You said believe again. Aren't I clever?


#2: You started it. How smart could you be?


#1: Smarter than YOU.



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