Subject: Good Reading is its Own Reward

Date: 22 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegEliz)

Organization: Gene Wolfe Library and Family Restaurant, East Wing

Newsgroups: alt.slack





Dear Jennie,


Sorry I've been so slow in getting back to you, but Stan and I have

been doing absolutely NOTHING but having MINDBLOWING CATACLYSMIC SEX.

I can hardly walk at this point, but it's worth it and I just love to

see that dopey grin on his face. We've both called in sick for a WEEK

just so that we can stay naked. We've decided that this is the

lifestyle we've always dreamt of. The kids are not so sure about it,

and are threatening to move in with the neighbors. Fine by me. They're

all over twenty now and should have been booted YEARS ago.


Somehow, we've still managed to find time for our bridge club and

volunteer activities. Everyone is getting used to our new habits, but

they seemed a little uptight about the nakedness at first. PEOPLE! I

slaved to get ready for our game on Tuesday and they had the nerve to

gawk when I greeted them at the door. By the end of the evening

everyone had loosened up quite a bit and only one guy was still

wearing his socks and shoes. Claimed he had a foot-odor problem, but I

think he was just worried that Stan might start sucking his toes too.

He honestly doesn't know what he's missing. Stan is Toe Man Supreme.


Anyhow, I just wanted to write and say a hearty thank you for sending

us that nice Heinlein book last month. It's made a world of

difference. My therapist is always saying that I'm way too

suggestible, but I only adhere to SENSIBLE suggestions. I can't wait

to dive into that copy of "Naked Lunch" you just sent. It sounds like

it's just the ticket!


Sorry to hear about your house fire. Too bad you couldn't save the



Your devoted pal,




p.s. Isn't the E-mail thingy the greatest?



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