Subject: Re: Slack Hints from HelloWheezy
Date: 04 Dec 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)
Organization: RadixNet Internet Services
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.foot.fat-free
** Find yourself a lovely and Slackful Pagan Hair Minister. Get her to cut
your hair REALLY short. Only go back once your hair has grown long enough to
tangle (this way you can skip that pesky brushing and grooming). The really
ecomonically minded should get their hair SHAVED to gain that extra month of
CAREFREE HAIR. If you don't get haircuts at all you'll be earning AT LEAST
one dollar per day for as long as you hold out.
** Save all the hair that accumulates in your bath drain. Fashion a nice
cuddly pet out of it. (Note: This could take a long time if you shave your
head, so plan ahead. AHEM).
** Obtain housepets that match each other and your furniture. No more
vacuuming!! If you've already made the mistake of adopting a striped cat and
a spotted dog, CLAIM that they match the couch and don't vacuum anyway!!
** Shave your beard to spell out interesting and/or scary messages like
"BACK THE FUCK UP!"
** Concentrate on finding new ways to turn PUBIC hair into PUBLIC hair.