Subject: Women Pay You For Intimate Bananas
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (MegaLiz)
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 15:42:17 GMT
Bennet McComish <email@example.com> wrote:
: Well, given that the main motivation for Jockdom is the desire to feel
: included and popular, I reckon the assumption is largely correct,
Ding!Ding!Ding! I reckon MOTIVATION is largely the wrong word. If I
can cast my recollectors back there...yeah...I'd say that the main
motivation in playing sports was TO WIN. I don't remember seeing very
many of the desperate-to-be-loved going out for sports, it was the
beefy, can-do kids who had the natural or implanted urge to KICK BUTT
who were trying to get on teams.
It's the attributes of "winners" or (gag) "highly effective people"
that made them popular in the first place. The rest of the kids could
imitate some of it, and exploit their own strenghths to make too many
"friends," but if they lacked the sporting ethos, they'd never make it
to Jock Nirvana and would be consigned to SECOND BANANA HELL.
SECOND BANANA HELL is a very unstable perch, because some other eager
banana is always rubbing up against the first banana. Loyalty of the
primary banana cannot be more vital in these triangles. If the loyalty
force collapses, well, then the hypotenuse collapses until there is a
collision and the formation of the SECOND BANANA COLLECTIVE HELL.
Without the sole tutelage of the primary banana, the second bananas
are forever shouldering each other, trying to establish the greater
proximity to the primary's force of personality. They bicker
endlessly, testing the primary, until either a choice is forced or the
primary experiences A FIRST BANANA PERSONALITY SPLIT in order to
maintain the peace for the entire bunch.
Whatever path is chosen, all paths lead to corruption and/or brown
spots...what was I saying?...Oh, yeah....OOOK OOOK.
* "Okay! Okay! I'll NEVAH EVAH do it AGAIN!" - The Spunky
alt.foot.fat-free: where you can collect all six Moment Toes