Subject: NEWS! Actual news for a change!

Date: 29 Nov 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

 

 

 

 

#subgenius on another.net was put to death tonight by the hoighty

owner of the network, "HollyBaer".

 

THIS WAS NOT PSYCH'S FAULT!

 

Her Hollyness popped in and DEMANDED that we change the topic, which

apparently contained the word "penis" (I myself shudder at the evil

offensiveness of advertising DICK TALK, but HEY, it's a point of honor

to be sporting them, right? Right?)

 

GGGordon complied by changing the topic to "We Beat Old Ladies" or "We

Kill Nice Dogs with Sharp Sticks." No matter how bravely ol' GGG tried

to please this person, it was hopeless. So she killed the channel.

POOF!

 

I dunno what this means exactly, or how long the channel is gonna be

in a huffy "time-out". We still have #slack on another.net, but...

 

I'M TOO ASHAMED TO USE IT AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO! WE'VE BEEN DIRTY!

 

Right.

 

 

 

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