Subject: Re: alt.slack.faq
Date: 02 Apr 1998 00:00:00 GMT
From: email@example.com (MegaLiz)
Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9
mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
: In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>, email@example.com wrote:
: > mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
: > : I'm NOT that cold! REALLY. Ask Meg!
: > The world goes darker.
: We all knew Jack was that cold.
OH NONO! Jack is NOT COLD! Jack RAWKS! And do you know WHY JACK RAWKS?
It's not because he has single-handedly converted a bunch of otherwise
normal net fiends to merciless usenet pseudo-subgenius troll
hall-of-fame hijinkers, nono. It's not because he lets me live like a
leech on his webmasterly thighs and STILL doesn't expect me to cook
his dinner! It's not because of any of the things that y'all might
dimly imagine! No indeeedy! It's ALSO because of TODAY.
TODAY I called him at work and said, "HEY! Are you coming home for
lunch?" He hemmed about how he didn't think he could get away and I
interrupted and said, "Okay! BYE!" and hung up on him.
How many of YOU would disentangle yourselves to come straight home
after THAT, KNOWING full well that you'd be walking into the hormonal
holocaust of horrors? Hmmm? Would you go home and try to generate
HAPPINESS and SLATHER ON THE SLACK? Hmmm? I thought not.
JACK RAWKS IN BEAUTY LIKE A KNIGHT!