Subject: Re: alt.slack.faq

Date: 02 Apr 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9





mitchell@Doesn' (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

: In article <>, wrote:

: > mitchell@Doesn' (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

: > : I'm NOT that cold! REALLY. Ask Meg!

: >

: > The world goes darker.


: We all knew Jack was that cold.


OH NONO! Jack is NOT COLD! Jack RAWKS! And do you know WHY JACK RAWKS?

It's not because he has single-handedly converted a bunch of otherwise

normal net fiends to merciless usenet pseudo-subgenius troll

hall-of-fame hijinkers, nono. It's not because he lets me live like a

leech on his webmasterly thighs and STILL doesn't expect me to cook

his dinner! It's not because of any of the things that y'all might

dimly imagine! No indeeedy! It's ALSO because of TODAY.


TODAY I called him at work and said, "HEY! Are you coming home for

lunch?" He hemmed about how he didn't think he could get away and I

interrupted and said, "Okay! BYE!" and hung up on him.


How many of YOU would disentangle yourselves to come straight home

after THAT, KNOWING full well that you'd be walking into the hormonal

holocaust of horrors? Hmmm? Would you go home and try to generate

HAPPINESS and SLATHER ON THE SLACK? Hmmm? I thought not.