Subject: A laziness too far

Date: 20 Feb 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free






Yep. I'm too lazy to ackshully follow up to anybody, although it

certainly is NICE to see all my leetle seester flowers posting here.

That goes for you men seester peeple too.


I AM feeling fat and contented, just like a toad that doesn't have

rabies and hasn't been shot yet. It's a very dangerous condition.


The simplest things make me happy, like when I talked to the Rev on

the phone yesterday and couldn't answer his question except to say,

"MMUMPH!" I couldn't say more because my mouth was full of milk, which

I was sip-siphoning from a bowl of FROSTED FLAKES. This very same milk

splashed all over the phone and caused it to disconnect.


I thought that was funny.


I thought it was even funnier when I imagined it from his end.


Him: Are you THERE?


Me: MMUMPH! (the line goes dead)


So, being a compasionate sort, I called him back to tell him that I

was okay. When he answered the phone I fell down laughing and gasping

and couldn't stop long enough to SPEAK.


Him: Hello?


Me: AAAAAAAAAA! (wheeze) AHAHAHAHHA! (gurgle)


The more I thought it sounded like "Dial M for Murder" the harder I




Things are just SPIFFY here, where every day is a loud trip to the

library and every phone call is a prank.



"I would say DUH! when you say that, except that you told me

that's rude. So can I just whisper "duh" instead? Really quietly?

Would that be okay?" -Sparky

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