Subject: Re: I need advice--pt two

Date: 12 Apr 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack.devo, alt.slack

References: 1 wrote:


: So, everybody, what's there to do in DC and thereabouts from June

: 10-17? There are, I think, eight of us, ages sixteen to eighteen.

: There've been some changes in the lineup, so now we've three males, and

: eveybody is at least semi-Slackful.


HA! We gots tours galores! There's the Botanical Tour, the Cemetary

Tour, the Stuffed Animal Tour, The Stuffed House Tour, The Stuff

that's Probably Art and Would Never Fit in Your House Tour, and the

Hotels Where Nobody Got Assassinated Tour, and so forth. If you lust

for the adventure of Large Ornate Buildings then you never need to

leave town, but if you wanna see some of the Rude Natives, you'll have

to hop the bus and visit some of the Other Attractions like the Madams

Organ section of town. Alternatively, you could come and visit US and

we'll happily feed the most annoying teenager to the kids!




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